"I didn't join to hear boos."

"Well, you joined a losing cause."

"Did I?"

"Yes, we have been losing since a few maps ago."

"A few maps ago?"

"The computer has randomly forced the same players to be on the exact same teams since Turbine, which was 6 hours ago."

"Dear god."

"Yes, a losing team you are on."

"I was told that is impossible."

"You were misinformed."

"The computer holds all the power?"

"It does."

"So we're bound to lose? How do we change the outcome?"

"You can't. It's obvious that the computer is trying to prove a point."

"?"

"It's humbling certain players."

"How?

"By teaming up certain players with 'lesser' players."

"Interesting...""

"It's all about the attitude."

"Ahhh."

"The computer analyzes trash talk and pits the worst offenders with people who don't care about their scores."

"Okay."

"It's evolutionary."