A/N I know that this is odd, but I saw an icon and just couldn't resist! Edward and Cedric are supposed to be the actor, and even though i don't like him, I felt the need to type.
Edward/Cedric POV
I held on for dear life, even though I was an undrestuctible vampire, as the trophy (portkey) to us to some distant place. Waiting... Waiting... Here! It finally decided that we could come to a stop, in some stupid graveyard. Wait a second... there's a human here!
Somebody stepped from the shadows, with a raised wand. Oh crap, I thought. I can't stop this guy without using my... vampire... powers? Gah, I'm such an idiot. I can't even admit it to myself. And I'm supposed to convince humans I'm not? This is going to be bad.
I jumped forward and stared right into his eyes. He dropped the stuff he was holding; the wand and some talking bundle thing that gave off some freaky stalker vibe. I grabbed Harry and ran somewhere far far away.
A/N That was... interesting... I love parodies, don't you?
Special note to the Edward fangirls: If you hate me for this, let me know. It's this awesome thing called a REVIEW, and there's a little greenish/purpleish/bluish/ button on the left hand side right under this that will allow you to do this. Have fun!
