Peter Pan and the Lost Boys
Summary: There's a little allusion in every story. And Jacob Black is a little bit too much like Peter Pan to ignore...
A/N: So, I'm not sure how long this is gonna stay up. I've been writing it for a while and this is what came out of it. I kind of like it. Your best bet is to read through it without adding much stress to any words as you go along. It's just for decoration.
xoxo
Jacob Black was
In more ways than one
Like Peter Pan.
He wore as little as possible.
He was King of the Lost Boys
(The boys who never grow up.)
He was childish and immature.
***
But Leah was like Jacob's Tinkerbell;
Even though he was somewhat annoying to be around,
She couldn't help falling for him,
And his silly games.
Just when things were starting to go right for Tink,
For the first time in a long time,
WENDY
Had to come along and ruin it.
One look at NESSIE and Jacob
Was flying without the need
Of Tink's pixie dust.
Every spare minute was used
Spending time with NESSIE.
(So much time, he was about to go bankrupt.)
Morning
Noon
And night
Was spent with his precious NESSIE.
And if he wasn't with HER
He was thinking of HER.
And no matter what Leah did,
Jacob wouldn't pay attention.
All is fair in l.o.v.e. and w:a:r:
Too bad Leah never had a far shot.
***
Leah was suffering from the heartbreak of it all,
(Another day, another piece of her heart missing.)
When someone,
A little bit more like NESSIE
Showed up.
A man by the name of Nahuel.
Jacob didn't do anything wrong,
But NESSIE decided
SHE liked Nahuel better.
THEY were more compatible.
Jacob treated Nahuel
As if he were the evil Captain Hook,
But NESSIE didn't care.
SHE loved Nahuel.
So Jacob just had to watch,
And let NESSIE be happy
With a man that wasn't him.
And Leah watches,
Both s:a:d: and a.m.u.s.e.d. by the situation.
She takes
Another hit of her
Magical pixie dust,
(Because pixie dust is just a euphemism for c.o.c.a.i.n.e.)
And waits for Jacob to get upset enough to need her.
(Everybody knows that a hero is nothing without his trusty sidekick.)
Leah has always been one to fall too hard,
So she'll be waiting
For the moment
Jacob
Chooses
Her.
