"Aaaaaaaaah!" Amy screamed at Rory, "What was the Doctor thinking. I am not having sex in a bunk bed.
*A few years earlier when Amy first arrived in the Tardis*
"And to finish the tour, here is the Tardis's room which you on no account must go in as she loves to strike deals and can be very...persuasive," The Doctor remarked with a grin.
*Back to Amy and Rory's wedding night, a few minutes on*
"Here goes," muttered Amy as she pushed the door open.
"Well that wasn't very impressive was it?" The Tardis frowned at Amy,"A massive door screaming 'keep out' and you haven't come in for five-ish years, give or take the odd century."
"Well, I'm here now and I know how much you like to strike deals so I have a proposition." Amy retorted.
"Oh, I know all about that," The Tardis countered," I know everything that goes on here. You want me to swap your bunk beds for a double bed every night and switch them back again in the morning."
Amy gawped at her but slowly nodded, "Name your price."
"Oh, Amy, I have been stuck in here for millennia and the Doctor hardly does anything that...pleases...me."
"Fine you can watch but one night only and don't tell Rory."
"Deal"
"Deal"
"Rory, it worked."
The bed in front of them transformed into a luxurious double bed that sank as they sat on it.
They met the Doctor in the control room and finished a mug of steaming hot chocolate before saying goodnight and going their separate ways.
My plan is foolproof, I'm not having anyone making messes on my bedsheets tonight the Doctor thought.
My plan is foolproof, the Doctor won't suspect a thing thought Amy.
They retired to their rooms.
It might not have been their first time but it was their first married time and Amy could see Rory was looking uncomfortable as he normally did.
"Come here stupidface."
They kissed deeply but sweetly.
"We'll take it slow tonight."
Amy carefully stepped out of her dress and Rory out of his suit.
They removed their underwear and slowly sank into the bed.
I must be able to see the Tardis thought into Amy's brain.
"I'm a bit hot tonight, can we have the covers off please."
Rory complied and the covers were tossed off.
Amy slid her hands up and down Rory, taking in his Roman body that may or may not have slipped into her mind when the universe restored itself.
Her hands slipped a little lower, brushing him gently and he let out a moan.
"More, Amy."
She circled with her hand, moving in closer before getting a firm grip and pumping with her hand. She could feel he was almost there, "Not so fast, soldier. I'm not ready yet."
His crazed fingers clutched at her breasts and she screamed his name.
He moved lower and started licking her.
"You naughty girl, becoming so wet for me."
But he slipped into her anyway and she screamed. He started moving back and forth into her, driving himself deeper and deeper.
"More," Amy screamed again.
The Tardis plunged her finger into herself. 'Gods', Rory was handsome.
And thank the gods even more for gallifreyan technology where all you needed was a recording and you could experience the whole thing over and over again, every night.
This took her collection to 14:
All the doctors + Rory + 2 of Jack.
/That naughty boy/ she thought fondly.
The Doctor slept peacefully. Until he was woken by Amy's screams.
Is she in trouble?
He found his sonic, put on his dressing gown and crept towards the sound.
However, as he got closer, he could hear her screaming, "Rory. Rory. Help me."
The Doctor decided to investigate.
"Rory. Rory. Help me." Amy screamed. "Help me come."
Rory plunged harder and deeper than ever before. It seemed his muscles weren't the only Roman part that Amy had tried to keep.
He kept himself in for as long as possible and Amy screamed again.
"I need to help her." The Doctor whispered as he strained his ears to hear what was going on."
He found himself at their room.
It must have been a powerful monster to have sneaked into the Tardis and into their room.
The door creaked open and he slowly peered round.
"That's it. Right there." Amy screamed one last time and Rory knew he could let go. They orgasmed together and lay panting in the dark.
The Doctor gasped and covered his eyes as though he could unsee what just happened.
~Curse my excellent seeing in the dark vision~
Nightmares would come of this, he was sure.
