When they came to Kagome's village it was clear that spring is starting. Endless fields were covered in green layer with spots of colourful buds.
Rin was ecstatic as she jumped across the fields. It had been a while since they had visited Inuyasha's village and she had missed talking to her dearest friends -Kagome and Sango.
The women squealed as they saw each other much to demise of those cursed with sensitive demon hearing. Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were quick to escape, making up another argument in order to spar.
Inuyasha was growing stronger each time, and though he would admit it only to his wife, it was mostly due to these fights with Sesshomaru. After the defeat of Naraku, he was the only being more powerful than him who would fight him.
Sesshomaru was growing less hateful of his bastard brother as well, now that he was proving to be stronger and less of a disgrace to his fathers' powerful blood.7
Afternoon for girls, on the other hand, was spent in cheerful reminiscence of what happened while they had not seen each other. Even more so, after Kagome took out a bottle of sake she had apparently been saving for special occasions.
That is where the conversation took a stranger turn…
"You girls can keep your demons and their stamina but when it comes to being romantic Miroku could beat both of them." Sango replied to Kagome's mention of Inuyasha's demon senses. "Yes, but Miroku doesn't have adorable doggie ears." Kagome quickly came to Inuyasha's defence "Or mokomoko." Rin added. "Speaking of- Kagome can't you ask Inuyasha to let me touch them? They look so soft." Sango begged. "NO!" Kagome's sharp response got her questioning looks from her friends. "Why not?"
"Ah- you see it's an erogenous spot…"
"Oh-ho? Something else we don't know about our hanyo friend?" Demon slayer's perverted grin could only be matched by that of her husband.
"There is a lot you don't know." Kigome smiled while drinking another cup of sake. " What about Miroku?"
"What about him?" Sango blushed.
"Any set offs with him?"
Sango smiled deviously. "A thing he likes most to touch…"
"His butt?! Are you for real? Oh haha" Kagome was practically on the floor while Rin couldn't help the giggle.
"Hm.. And Sesshomaru?" Both heads turned towards Rin.
"What about him?" Rin wasn't sure what they wanted to know, but the personal nature of this conversation was hinting at something indecent.
"What are his triggers?" Kagome was snickering as she poured her a new glass.
"I really don't know…" her genuine response only served to get her disappointed groans from other females.
"Come on how do you turn him on when he's not in the mood?"
Rin paused and thought about it, confused. "It's quite indecent for a lady to suggest such things..."
Kagome and Sango looked at each other.
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha stood on the roof listening to obviously drunk women.
"Why not?" you could hear Sango and Rin asking at a same time. "Ah- you see it's an erogenous spot…"
Inuyasha went as red as his haori, and Sesshomaru hid his obvious smile behind his sleeve "Shut up!." He whispered madly, his ears giving a protesting twitch.
"What about Miroku?" Kagome asked back. Sango was obviously uncomfortable.
Inuyasha almost burst out laughing. "Figures" Sesshomaru found this more and more amusing.
"Hm.. And Sesshomaru?" Sesshomaru's eye widened. Surely, they weren't serious.
"Wait... you've never tried to turn him on? You know that's an important part of a relationship?" Kagome tapped her chin thoughtfully.
Sango was equally worried apparently "You need to work on that. He's a demon, and a cold one. I don't want to worry you Rin, but he might go to someone else if you aren't... enough... How often do you even do it?"
Rin was turning redder by the second. "Oh... I don't know what's considered normal... Usually he lets me rest once a week. It is already tiring... I'm not sure I could handle more." Her teary eyes only got the other two women to laugh, which earned them a confused frown.
"Whoa, ok, I'd die if Inuyasha was on me so much. I didn't know Lord Sesshomaru was so eager. No wonder you do nothing."
"Wh-why are you so interested in Sesshomaru anyway?" Rin was red as a beetroot.
"We travelled together for years so we know Inuyasha and Miroku. Sesshomaru we know nothing about except that he's cold and calculating and this is putting a big shade over that "cold" part!" Sango's genuine laugh didn't help Rin's mood at all.
"And he's a full fledged demon. We're humans so of course we're interested."
"Like how big is he?" Sango winked
"What do you mean? You have seen how tall he is…"
"No, Rin, she means the size of his penis" Rin chocked on her drink at Kagome's explanation.
"H-H-How am I supposed to know that?" Rin was thoroughly embarrassed. How is she supposed to answer that? "Come on just show us with your hands- this big?" Rin stared at Sango's hands and didn't know what to do.
"I-I don't know"
Both girls raised an eyebrow. "Come on you'd have seen it when you blew him"
"Blew?" Rin was confused. And so was Sesshomaru eavesdropping.
"You never did that to him? Did he ever go down on you?" Rin was confused by all the terms. Seeing her confusion pervert's wife thought fit to explain "When he licks you down there or you do the same to him." Rin flushed red.
"NO, what? That's dirty!"
Sango and Kagome laughed at her, and she flushed with embarrassment. Is that how humans mated? How was she supposed to know when her mate is a demon?
"My dear Rin, I have to teach you that! When Kagome told me about it, it really spiced things up"
Sesshomaru remembered he had company when flushed Inuyasha tugged at his sleeve. "Maybe we should go, this isn't really a talk for a lord"
Sesshomarus eyes glared at Inuyashas uncomfortable expression
"and what is that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing, it's just that, you know, you're … uhh… well, stick up your ass lord, and they're gonna go into some pretty wild stuff. I'll get there before they make Rin as much pervert as they are"
Sesshomaru looked at the roof with curious expression, as if he could see the perverted women below it. "Is this how humans are supposed to mate?"
Seeing Sesshomaru, who so rarely showed any kind of emotion, seem genuinely worried, and as confused as he had been before Kagome uhm... taught him, he was left with little choice but to try to explain it to him.
"Fuck, this is embarrassing as hell, but- I don't think humans do that stuff here either. Sango learned that from Kagome, apparently that's normal in her time" He was as red as his Haori. Explaining kinky sex to his older brother was too much for Inuyasha.
"I'll go stop them" Inuyasha jumped down the roof and entered. Girls were heard mocking screams and telling Inuyasha he interrupted a girl talk.
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I wrote this SO long ago and it's SO stupid, but each time I re-read it to see if I should delete it, I giggle like an idiot and decide to keep it for giggles if nothing else…
