This fic was written by Allie and I, so all credit goes to her as well as me. Thank Brandy for her inspiration and prompting, because she is responsible for this fic happening.
Sexually Twisted Doctors: Chapter 1
Meredith was stuck in the middle, both men whom she cared for calling her name. She was unsure of what to do but she had to think fast. Before she could say something Derek had already began to look at her, with those dreamy eyes that she couldn't resist. He looked away and turned to Finn. "Finn" He said quietly, he had never really given the Vet the time of day but now as he gave him a once over he realised he was rather handsome.
Finn looked at the man who was now looking at him, his wavy hair and his dreamy smile was getting to him. And he swore to himself that he wouldn't let his charm get the best of him.
Derek continued smiling at Finn, one of those McDreamy smiles he often flashed when he was trying to woo someone into bed with him. Meredith looked confused, was there some sort of secret connection between them that she had no idea about?
Finn's lip quivered. His dirty thoughts were starting to get the best of him. He looked away from Derek's face and onto the floor but his presence was enough to launch a rocket out of his panties.
"Derek" Finn said quietly, finally meeting his sexy gaze with one of his own. He couldn't help but want to ravish the brain surgeon right there. Extending his hand he waited for Derek to take it. Meanwhile Meredith's jaw was hanging on the floor, she was shocked. It was seeming as though rather than going home with one of the men she would be going home alone. Derek placed his hand in Finn's and smiled. "Shall we" Finn nodded and the two men began to walk out. "Wait!" Meredith yelled out. Derek and Finn stopped and looked at the woman.
"Finn and I have a very... important meeting to attend." Derek hastily lied. "Surgery on the brains of animals..." Finn nodded, silent as he stood there looking pretty.
"Brain surgery on animals...can I come?" She pleaded, batting her eyelashes, trying to get the men to come to her.
Derek bit his lip. "No... it's held at a guys-only bar. Naked women, drunken slobs, yeah..."
"I don't think you'll like it at all Meredith." Finn interrupted.
"I'm not so sure about that..." Derek muttered so only Finn could hear. Finn quietly snickered.
Meredith sighed, it seemed like neither of them wanted her there, at the beginning of the night it seemed all the men wanted her. She had even slept with Derek in an exam room but now she was left alone and Derek and Finn were going off to have a 'meeting'. She wasn't an imbecile, despite what most people thought. She knew that there was no brain surgery on animals; she had only hoped to get in on a threesome. She watched as the two men walked off, both whispering things into each other's ears. She turned on her heel and made an exit for the hospital, unsure of where to go.
Meredith drove around in her car aimlessly, she didn't have a particular destination in mind. She didn't exactly want to go home, Izzie would most likely be there and she wasn't in the mood to soothe people at that moment when she needed soothing herself. Finally, she decided that maybe Finn and Derek WERE in a meeting, they didn't seem like the gay type. She drove over to Finn's place, much to her surprise the door was unlocked, but all the lights were shut, there was no indication that Finn was home. "Maybe Finn forgot to lock the door..." she thought as she turned the door handle.
Earlier that evening, Derek and Finn had gone back to his place; they had pretty much jumped straight to the point. Forgetting to lock the door the pair of them had run upstairs and immediately started undressing each other. Their tuxedos lay on the floor besides them as they had their own adventure in the bed. Derek was distracted when he heard a voice from downstairs, Meredith liked to talk to herself. Quickly sitting up he pushed Finn off of him and sighed. "I think someone is trying to interrupt us" Finn raised an eyebrow and chose to ignore his comment, going in to kiss the dreamy doctor once more. "I'm serious" Derek stepped out of the bed and grabbed one of Finn's shirts. "Seriously" Finn sighed not being pleased with what was going on.
Derek crept down the stairs, unaware his skin was bare from the waist down. Meredith had flicked on the light and nearly shrieked at the sight of Derek, half naked in one of Finn's shirts. Instead, her jaw dropped open.
"Meredith, I can explain..."
"Mhmm I'm sure you can..." Meredith muttered as she turned around and left, shutting the door behind her.
Derek sighed and headed back upstairs, eager to return to his dear Finn.
When Derek returned to the bedroom Finn was lying in bed sipping on a freshly opened bottle of champagne. Derek was immediately aroused by this sight but remembered that Meredith was downstairs. Before lying down on the bed next to his sexy lover Derek sighed. "Meredith is downstairs" Finn shot up in the bed, the bottle of alcohol being pried from his lips. "Crap what are we going to do?" Derek shook his head unsure of how to solve this problem.
"I suggest you go downstairs and talk to her" Finn nodded his head and followed his sexual partner's advice. Pulling his boxer shorts on he headed downstairs. To his surprise Meredith was gone, saved Finn the trouble of explaining that Derek was far easier to get into bed than Meredith. Heading back upstairs he smiled devilishly at Derek who was giving him the dreamy eye. "She left" Derek smiled and looked at Finn, raising an eyebrow. "So Dr Shepherd what should we do?"
Finn made his way closer to the handsome doctor that stood before him. His muscular body begging to be touched, slowly he inched closer to the Derek, leaning in he offered Derek the chance to remove his boxer shorts. Derek reached over and slid his fingers into the waistband of Finn's boxer shorts and tugged at them, his lips pressing against the mans body. Finn had never contemplated having sex with another man before but he had never met Derek Shepherd before. And it wasn't like this was so different for Derek either, he had plenty of fun nights with his 'best friend' Mark. They always found each other a little more than just friends.
Shivers made there way up Derek's spine and he felt himself getting increasingly tense in the lower region. He could also notice a certain rise in Finn's boxer shorts, as he pulled them down he couldn't believe why and how he had missed this man before. Every time he brought Doc in for a check up he just dismissed him because he still had some feelings for Meredith but after seeing Finn in all his naked glory the idea of sleeping with Meredith was becoming less appealing. Meredith was some surfboard and Finn…well Finn he was just well hung. Pressing his lips against Finn they embraced in more ways than one.
xoxox
Meredith felt abandoned. She thought she was loved by 2 men and she would have to do the choosing. Who ever imagined that those 2 men would pursue each other? Well, feeling suprisingly horny, she cooked up a little plan of her own.
She drove on the highway, a little over the speed limit but at this time of night it was quite deserted so nobody was watching her. She was outside Seattle and into the woodlands. Expertly manipulating through the dense forest, she arrived at a quaint trailer with a dim light shining through the windows in one end.
Taking a deep breath, she stepped out of her car and opened the trailer door and shut it with a bang. Addison Shepherd was seated on the bed, sipping a martini as she pulled off the leggings from her long limbs. Addison blinked at her in surprise, somehow she assumed Meredith would be out with Derek.
Darting towards the tiny shower, Meredith opened it and turned the dial. Water cascaded down the nozzle like rain. "Get in the shower with me." she purred as she pulled her shoes off.
Addison narrowed her eyes when the initial shock wore off. "How the hell did you get in here? The trailer door was fucking locked."
Meredith was a quick stripper. She had peeled off her black prom dress faster than you could say 'sex'. "Get in the shower with me. You wanna have hot sex?" By now she was completely naked.
Addison rolled her eyes with disgust. "Get the hell out of here!"
Meredith wasn't about to take any more rejection that night, and she had been lying to herself. Addison Shepherd was hot and she wanted her, but Addison wanted no part of this sick and twisted coercion. Addison put her martini down and stood up. "I said get the hell out of here not fucking get in the shower and plead for sex."
"Aww" Meredith pouted, refusing to budge.
"I'm serious I don't want to call the cops on your ass. Now get the hell out" Addison moved closer to Meredith, her hands held out infront to shield her eyes from the disgusting sight that was Meredith Grey's body.
Meredith's flag started flying, expressing her excitement. It popped out distinctively from her lanky body.
Addison had yet to notice her genitals but as she saw it stand to attention she practically threw up. Holding her mouth she placed a hand firmly on Meredith's shoulder and began pushing her towards the exit of the trailer.
"Ahh what are you doing!" Meredith shrieked.
"I'm kicking you out" Addison kicked open the door and began to push Meredith out of the trailer but Meredith was bracing herself within the door frame not wanting to leave the attractive red head behind.
Leaving one hand against Meredith's neck as a way to prevent her from entering the trailer, she grasped her cellphone out of her pocket with the other hand and called the police.
"Please just give me a chance I'm really quite the stallion in bed" Meredith reasoned not wanting to move from her position. Any further rejection would push her over the edge and she did not want that.
"Oh I'm sure Derek knows you are." Addison retorted bitterly.
The words were backed with acid and stung like being hit with a wet towel. Addison held nothing but contempt for this woman and wanted her out of her sight. How did she have the nerve to show up in the trailer after having had sex with her husband on the night of prom? This was the last straw and the only thing keeping Addison from snapping her neck was the prospect of being arrested.
Addison's thoughts were soon interrupted when she heard a siren blaring in the distance. Less than a minute later, 2 police cars showed up at the trailer with 4 angry-looking men stepping out. Meredith, at this point, was outside on the grass, Addison had kicked her ass out for good.
Addison sat in the trailer feeling rather pleased with herself. It had taken her a considerble amount of strength to finally kick Meredith out but she did. Upon kicking her boney ass out she threw her clothes in the oven and set them alight, leaving Meredith out in nature nude. The police each raised an eyebrow when they saw Meredith huddle over, covering her manhood...or woman hood...or hermaphordite hood.
Owls were up in the trees surrounding the trailer, but swiftly fleed at the sight of Meredith. Apparently there was a memo going around the forest telling each and every creature to run and hide for the sake of their eyes.
One of the policemen threw up when he saw the shrivelled weiner that was Meredith's penis. The other two policemen placed their arms around the sick cop and consoled him. All having seen the one thing that would be forever burnt into the minds. They would never be cops again and would have to undergo serious therapy.
Meredith turned a deep shade of red. "Bring me away officers..." she ordered meekly.
"Please wrap this around your waist man...I mean m'am" The officer held his jacket out to her, his eyes shielded from her disgusting body. Meredith on the other hand was trying to woo the officer's, she was already aroused by Addison and the idea of an orgy in the back of a cop car was sounding very appealing.
Addison grinned with satisfaction as she watched the cops drag a struggling Meredith into the car, wearing sunglasses to avoid the disturbing sight of her body. Meredith had tied the jacket to her waist obediently, but the knot was loose and the jacket fell off.
The two officer's in the front of the vehicle covered their eyes and kept their eyes straight ahead. Unfortunately the officer's in the back had wound down the windows and were throwing up, fumbling around to tie the jacket back around Meredith's lower region. "So boys anyone up for some fun?" Meredith arched an eyebrow and smirked. The driver gagged and started the ignition.
"It'll be lots of fun when you get out of our car and into jail." One of the officers broke in.
Meredith winced and closed her mouth. Clearly she was not getting laid again tonight or anytime soon. "Thank god she shutup" Said one of the officer's as they drove out of the woods and towards the city to lock Meredith up, or castrate her. Back at the trailer Addison laughed to herself. "I wonder if Derek knew she had a penis."
