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"-gonna kill me," Phineas hears Baljeet mutter.

In response, Phineas smashes their mouths together. Phineas can tell they're getting a little noisy, but he couldn't really care.

Well, until Phineas' door squeaks open.

Baljeet lets out this inhuman squealing sound and jumps ten feet in the air, but unfortunately remains slightly tangled up with Phineas and ends up half falling off his bed, getting a mouthful of carpet. Phineas isn't really sure why Baljeet's freaking out more than he is. It's probably Ferb or his mother or-

"Uh, hi, Dad."

"Hello boys." Lawrence looks at Baljeet, an eyebrow raised, and then to Phineas. "Is your friend staying for dinner?"

Phineas stares at him dumbly for a moment, raising a hand far too late to scratch at a hickey on his neck and pretend it's a bug bite or a rash something before looking down to his fallen 'friend.' "Baljeet?"

"Uh, sure." He sounds quite shell-shocked, but Phineas takes Baljeet's answer as a true affirmative.

"We'll be down in a minute." Phineas can't even try to smile at his father. He probably looks just as horrified as Baljeet.

"Alright." He begins walking away, and both the boys are stuck where they are. "Don't do anything you wouldn't do in front of your grandmother, Phineas."

"Uh, okay."

"Oh, and watch it, or you might lose your door."

"Noted."