The ABC's Of The Rocky Horror Picture Show

If only pre-school was this interesting

1 A ss holes

B eing it…Not dreaming it

C aped Transvestites

D evious Domestics

E lbow Sex!!!

2 F ucking in the Back row

G iant orgies

H air dryers

I rritating mussel men

J umping to the left

K ripple Nazis…(Yes, I know "kripple" starts with a C but…)

L ips! Lips! Lips!

M agenta's amassing disappearing eye balls

N o! Just because I do the same thing every weekend, it dose not qualify me as strange

O' Brien, everyone's favorite God

P ass the Meatloaf please….

Q uantum physics made easy with Frank

R ice pelting fun!

S ame room + Different color filter = Cheap Movie

T im Curry in close to nothing…enough said

U underwear that is charming

V irgins

W ater coolers and such

X – rated fun…

Y is this list so point less is the question you are most likely asking yourself

Z ee you better review this fic or the ice cubes will disappear from you freezer as you bathe