AN: What if? That is the question often asked by people, and this story answers some of those questions.

James Bond was the best secret agent that MI6 had to offer. This much you know, but did you know that he had a vacation home in Kansas? I didn't think so.

It was on the 10th of July in an unknown year, that James decided to visit this vacation spot. His home in Kansas was nothing more than an old farmhouse, but he always enjoyed himself there due to one thing: Sherry.

Sherry was the girl that James had hired to work as a maid inside his farmhouse. She was maybe in her mid-twenties, and was one of James' many lovers. On the night of his arrival, he took her out for dinner, and the meal soon lead back to the farmhouse where a goodnight's "sleep" took place.

The next morning, Sherry awoke early from the slumber that had followed the glorious love they had made.

"I have to go for a while, James," she said quietly. "But I'll be back by tonight."

"I can hardly wait," was the only reply James could offer. Little did Sherry know, that these very well could be the last words she would ever hear him say.

James remained in bed asleep for a good two hours after she left and he awoke to the sound of strong blowing winds. A tornado had blown up.

He jumped up and got dressed quickly and headed for the door that led out onto the porch. He looked down off the porch and nearly fell. He was up inside the tornado.

The tornado continued to spin him round and round and soon, the house began to drop. It fell down, down, down, until….

THUMP!

James Bond walked through the house and to the door. He opened it slowly and found himself along the side of a great yellow road.

"What in the name of," he said aloud.

He checked his pockets and found he had picked up his Automatic Pistol and Time Bomb Launcher Watch. These may come in handy, he thought. He stepped down onto the surface of the road and discovered that it was brick. Then, came the attack.

Strange little short creatures jumped out of the bush and attacked him with lollipops and flowers.

"How dare you break into to the land of OZ," they said.

"What is OZ," Bond asked as they held him to the ground.

"Project O Z is trying to get rid of the aged wizard. He creates numerous inventions and uses them on the people. You must go to his headquarters in the Emerald City and stop him."

"And if I fail," James asked.

"Failure is not an option, mister Bond," said the leader of the munchkins. "You have been brought here to stop the wizard, and stop him you shall."

AN: short, Yes, but it will grow longer and funnier. Hope you enjoy it so far.