I totally wlaked throgu the totally door to my high school, Assassins creed high. My name is Eziolearitamellareena, I am the coolest prsn at this school. I walked up to my best firnd Altïareliemrabina, he was wearing a fashionable white unicorn with a red sash. Damn he looked hot, don't tell anyonme but I secretly have a crush on him lol! He got out his books, they were about how to assassinate ppl, how to draw naked ppl and how to fall off towers. Oh no his totes gf Maria came up to him. I have a cursh on her too, I have a crush on everyone becaaos I'm one of those ppl. Altïareliemrabina becos he doesn't even know who I am, I just think hes my bestie.

"Hi Altaïremlabeina, u look nice 2day,"

"excuse me don't hit on my totes bf!"

UH OH THEY ASSASSINATED ME I WAS DEAD.

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