THE DIARY OF SMEAGOLSES
Day 1
It's my birthday. Got a nice brooch thingy from Grandma - PWETTY!!
Went fishing with Deagol. Murdered Deagol. Stole shiny ring thingy that he found. He started it!!
Day 2
Grandma found out about me murdering Deagol. Got a nasty telling off. I told her that he started it, but she wouldn't listen!! Hate Grandma. Going to run away.
Day 3
Didn't run away. Got chucked out instead. Spent entire day admiring my shiny ring….
Day…. Er… ????
Have decided to give my shiny ring a name. Will call it preciousssssss.
My personality split in half today. Stupid other half of me stole the sellotape, so I couldn't stick myself back together again. Other half of me is called Gollum….
Day…. Oh, whatever, have given up counting
Am going to Misty Mountains. They look NICE….
60 years after I We got into the Misty Mountains
Met nice hobbit today, we played a nice riddle game.
HE STOLE MY PWETHIOUTH!!! NASSTY HOBBIT!!
He didn't even let me kill him when he stole it. Stupid idiot.
