As soon as Mr. Game and Watch walked through the door of his classroom he facepalmed. There were like 8 seperate fights happening. Ganondorf vs Captain Falcon. Toon Link vs Young Link. Roy vs Marth and Lucina. Ness vs Lucas. Mewtwo vs Lucario. Squirtle and Ivysaur vs Greninja and Charizard. Pit vs Dark Pit. Pichu vs Pikachu. Wolf vs Fox vs Falco. Snake was nowhere to be found, but there was a random cardboard box on the ground. Donkey Kong and Bowser were teaching their younger relative something that was probably not a good thing to learn. Wario was farting. Link and Sheik were playing a duet Song of Storms to make the scenery better. Corrin and Ike were trying to catch Kirby and make him eat their broccoli, since Palutena said they were having too much junk food and almost fed them broccoli, but they promised the food would get eaten. It seemed like Male Robin was the only good student, but Mr. Game and Watch knew he was studying his tomes to be able to hurt others better.
Mr. Game and Watch had enough and walked into the classroom and went up to the closest person to him, Villager, and hit him with Judge to try to get everyone's attention. He got a 1, so obviously he only got Villager's attention. He gave his teacher a cold stare, then went back to watering his tree, on the other side of the class room. So Mr. Game and Watch had to go to a different person. He got a 9 and Olimar with all his Pikmin went flying through the room and crashed through a window. That got everyone's attention.
"Now, if you don't want to end up like Olimar, then I suggest you sit down for roll call." Mr. Game and Watch said, like he could control when he gets a 9. "We have to do attendance."
All the students scrambled to get to their desks.
"Ok, so when I say your name say here. Bowser?"
"Here."
"Rosalina?"
"Here."
"Bowser Jr.?"
"Yahahaha!"
"Wario?"
He heard a fart.
"Donkey Kong?"
"Here"
"Diddy Kong?"
"Just Diddy will do, thank you very much."
"Link?"
"HYAAAH!"
"Sheik?"
"Just as everyone holds a little piece of the Triforce, so am I here today."
"That made no since, but okay. Toon Link?"
"POSER!" Young Link jumped up and interrupted
"Sit your butt down Young Link or I will get a Home Run Bat and you know what happens then." Mr. Game and Watch threatened. "Now, is Toon Link here?"
"HYAH!"
"Ganondorf?"
"The Triforce will be mine. All the pieces all here. I will conquer Hyrule and recreate in my image!"
"Not until you're out of school, you won't. Samus?"
Silence followed.
"Samus? Is Samus here today?"
"Which one? Samus in a suit or Zero Suit?" Zero Suit Samus asked.
"Just says Samus."
"Yeah, she's here."
"Is she mute?"
"Nobody really knows..."
"Zero Suit Samus?"
"Here"
"Pit?"
"My little Pit is here today, and so am I, Palutena" Palutena answered motherly before Pit could
"Marth?"
"Koko ni."
"Ike?"
"Here"
"Robin?"
"Here, alas my good friend Chrom is not."
"Get over it already. Kirby?"
"Hmmmemre" Kirby had his mouth full.
"Dedede?"
"That's King Dedede to you, peasent!"
"Meta Knight?"
"Sadly, here."
"Little Mac?"
"Little Mac fell off a stage, and we all know he can never get back on." Somebody said.
"So he's dead?"
"No, just KO'd"
"Fox?"
"Here"
"Falco?"
"What's happening? Did someone say my name?" The now awake Falco said
"Pikachu?"
"Pika Pika!"
"Charizard?"
"Here?"
"Lucario?"
"Is something troubling you Mr. Game and Watch? Your aura seems a little off."
"I'm fine. Greninja?"
"Here, for now."
"Duck Hunt?"
"Arf. Kaw."
"R. O. B."
"There is a 97% chance that I am here today." Link killed himself.
"Ness?"
"PK here."
"Captain Falcon?"
"FALCON HERE!"
"Villager?"
"Here," Mr. Game and Watch felt chills run down his nonexistent spine.
"Olimar? Oh nevermind. Dark Pit?"
"Yes, I am here with all you dweebs, unfortunately"
"Lucina?"
"Here."
"I'm really feeling that Shulk is here, so I won't even ask. Pac Man?"
"Here."
"Mega Man?"
"..."
"Mewtwo?"
"Regretably, I am in the same room as you beings of lesser intellect."
"Lucas?"
"PK Here!"
"CLONE!" Ness yelled.
"SETTLE DOWN! Roy?"
"Here"
"Ryu?"
"Sure you can guess if I'm here or not."
"Cloud?"
"Here."
"Corrin?"
"Aye, 'm here."
"Uh, Corrin?"
"Unlike my male self, I am not a pirate."
"Bayonetta?"
"Here."
"Nana?"
"I'm here Mr. Watch!"
"Popo?"
"I'm also here Mr. Mr. Game and Watch!"
"Mr. Watch was my father, and Mr. Mr. Game and Watch was my father's father. Please, call me Mr. Game and Watch. Young Link?"
"HYAH!"
"Pichu?"
"'Oy!"
"Ivysaur?"
"Here."
"Squirtle?"
"Here."
"Uh, Pokemon Trainer?"
"I go by Red."
"Ok, Snake?"
Snake burst out of his cardboard box and said "Ha! You didn't guess I would be there did you?"
"Everybody knew you were there. And last, and definitely least, Wolf?"
"Regrettably, here."
"And that's it. I am your teacher, Mr. Game and Watch. We hired a really good artist as your art teacher. Mrs. Zelda is your music techer. Mr. Trainer is your PE teacher and your assistant PE teacher is Mr. Hedgehog. Your principal is Mr. Mario, and your assistant principal is Mrs. Toadstool. I think we have a secretary? And maybe a janitor? And even after all that, somehow we had enough money to buy a class pet, a Yoshi. Now, let's play a get to know you game"
I know, I know. "Freddy, what about updating chapter 5? I thought you said you would fix that crap of a chappie?" I've been busy. I wrote this in like 2 hours. Just had time for this, not much else. If this sucks, tell me. For now, that is all.
-AFredToThePast9
