Navi's Message
By: Vladimir the Hamster

I try my best
Take every test
Endure constant bashing
Even monsters' thrashing
Risk my life
To help Link fight
And yet you hate me so.
I point out hints
Much better than lint
Warn you of things
And help you bring
Light to caves
Without need for praise
And still you detest me
Why? I ask.
Why?
And you answer
Hey! Look! Listen!
That's why we hate you.
Hey! Look! Listen!
Stupid if you ask me.
When you're naught
But a ball of light
And four wings
Little fragile things
Well, I need to be
Heard like thee.
Please don't hate me.
I'd like to be free
Of constant torture
From your mental fixture.
Just hear me out
No need to pout.
It's all I ask
Just this one task.

Or I'll Hey! Look! Listen!
Even after your death.


Just some crazy idea I had at 3 in the morning when I couldn't sleep. Wrote it in about a minute, too. So if anything is really weird or random or doesn't make sense, that's why. I hope you like it, though.