BEST POKEMANZ FANFICT EVEAZ!

Once upon a time there lived a man named Professor sycamore, or how the cool kids called him, Professor sick-a-more. Everyone always wants to know what Professor sycamore does in his free time. So, one brave, man, named, red, understood what he had to do. So one noght red snuck into the Professor sycamore's lab, the lights were off and red's pants were wet from the crotch area down from all sweat he was emitting, because he was sacred. Red found it strange that none of Professor sycamore's co-workers, were anywhere to be seen. It was then and only then when red opened a door but just slightly, so he could see. In the room red saw Professor sycamore, but what was strange was that He was covered in crepes! All the co-workers were licking Professor sack-a-more's, I mean Professor sycamore's, (am a cool kid so I don't call him Professor sack-a-more, I call him professor sick-a-more) legs! A cleafiry was stabbing a majestic, big juicy sausage into Professor sycamore's mouth, He was also naked except for a pair of boxers (which were naked too). Syrup was pouring out of a empty bucket held by a Flabèbè, who was enjoying the scene FAR too much! The only thing Red could hear from the room was "MHHHHHHHHHH YA YA THAT'S THE GOOD STUFF, GIVE ME MORE AND MORE" was mumbled out of the Professor's mouth. Red started to wet his already wet pants urine. But then Professor sycamore turned towards Red and said "WoULd you LIKE to JoIN me?" At first Red was scared from what the Professor said, but he soon gave into temptation and removed all of his clothing except his boxers and joined the fun! For the first time, in a long time, Red exposed his newly formed Pokèballz, which had not seen the light of day for years. The professor, having too much funz, asked red how he was doing, Red replied with "….." As he used bite into a fresh juicy sausage. Professor sick-a-more replied with " That's my boy!" in a deep French acent. Red started SCREAMING professor sick-a-more said back "What's da matter MUN!" in a deep Jamaican accent, but then The Professor got what Red was putting down and joined in. The room which was once filled with "oooooos!" and "yewwwwws" started to fill with "AGHHHHHHHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!

THEY ALL THEN EXPLODED IN A PARADE OF BLOOD AND GORE AND THEY ALL THE LIVED A COOLZ LIFK AND LOVED IT, BUT THE ANARCHY OF THE CAT MAN CAME AND KILLED THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

UNTIL THEY REACHED TRIPLE HELL, WHICH SUCKED YAAAAYHHZZ!

THE ENDZ!