Hi little person who is reading this!!!!!! I have been having a pretty insane notion going through my head for about six months now, and whenever I mentioned my little notion, everyone said, "That's a great idea!!!!!" So now I'm going to put my little notion into something a little more substantial.

This is basically Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl with a major twist. All the characters are of the opposite gender. Jack has become Jacklynn, Will is Willa, and Elizabeth is Evan. Sounds crazy, yes, but I am assured by a third of my middle school that this will work. OF course, these are the same people who told me that the safest way from the roof of the school to the ground was to jump off, not the stairs. I guess some things you have to trust them with. Hopefully this is one of them.

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Young Evan Swann was standing at the bow of a ship, singing "We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties yo ho! Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up -" Just then, he was cut off by Gibbs.

"Quiet, mister," she said, her voice hushed. "cursed pirates sail these waters. You don't want to bring them down on us now, do ya?"

Lieutenant Norrington interrupted, her voice clear and clipped. "Ms. Gibbs that will do!"

"He was singing about pirates. Bad luck to be singing about pirates with us mired in this unnatural fog." She insisted "Mark my words."

"Consider them marked." The lieutenant said, her voice cold. "On your way."

"Aye, Lieutenant." Gibbs said, pulling out her canteen that smelled strongly of liquor. " It's bad luck to have a man on board, too, even a miniature one."

"I think it'd be rather exciting to meet a pirate." Evan piped up.

"Think again, Master Swann." Norrington started, going into one of her lectures again. "Vile and dissolute creatures, the lot of them. I intend to see to it that any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate brand gets what he deserves - a short drop and a sudden stop."

Governor Swann came over, looking worried. "Lieutenant Norrington , I appreciate your fervor. But I'm.I'm concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my son."

Norrington answered, in what was considered proper "My apologies, Governor Swann."

"Actually, I find it all fascinating." Evan said, forgetting how he was supposed to hold his tongue.

"Yes," the governor explained, "that's what concerns me."

Evan turned, bored with the conversation. He watched has a piece of wreckage floated by, followed by a parasol. Then he spotted the girl. "Look, a girl! There's a girl in the water!"

Norrington took one glance before shouting "Man overboard! Fetch a Hook! Haul her aboard."

Evan followed, saying, "It's not really 'Man overboard' is it." He looked mildly bored.

"She's still breathing." Norrington said.

Gibbs was the first to spot the burning ship. "Mary , Mother of God!" She muttered.

Governor Swann looked up. "What happened here?"

Norrington, as usual, had the answer. Evan rolled his eyes as she informed more people than she should have "It's most likely the powder magazine. Merchant vessels run heavily armed."

Gibbs snorted. "A lot of good it did them." When she got looks from everybody, she continued. "Everyone's thinking it; I'm just saying it - pirates!"

Governor Swann gave a shaky laugh, trying to hide her fear. "There's no proof of that. It was probably an accident."

"Rouse the Captain immediately!" Norrington started doing what she did best: order people around. "Heave to and take in sail, launch the boats."

"Evan, I want you to accompany the girl. She'll be in your charge. Take care of her." As Evan nodded, he walked over to the mysterious girl. She's a pretty one. Evan thought. He gently brushed the wet hair that stuck to her face away. Her dark hair was such a contrast to his blondish locks, her skin was dark with a tan, but not dark enough to hide the freckles that danced over her cheeks and nose.

The girl suddenly woke up, grabbing his wrist. "It's ok." Evan soothed her. "My name's Evan Swann ."

"W-W-Willa Turner ." the girl said, shivering.

"I'm watching over you, Willa." As Willa fainted, he noticed a medallion. The gold glinted evilly in the little sunlight available, as Evan saw the skull. "You're a pirate." He hid it when Norrington approached.

"Has she said anything?" She inquired, looking at Willa almost distastefully.

"Her name is Williamia Turner." Evan said "That's all I found out."

There was definite distaste in her voice now. "Take her below." She said.

Evan took this opportunity to examine the medallion closer. He looked up, and saw a ship. It wasn't any ordinary ship. This had black sails, riddled with holes. The flag it was flying added to the mysterious air. It gave off an aura of menace.

Evan closed his eyes, tight.

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Okay, now I've done everything I can, it's up to you to review!!!!!!