Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

Even if in winter things tend to freeze

We've got the world monopoly on trees

And our country's bordered by three different seas

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Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

We invented the zipper, we've got expertise

We made insulin to combat disease

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

.

Brits have got the monarchy

The US has the money

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

.

The French have got the wine and cheese

Koalas chill with the Aussies

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

.

Et si ce n'était pas assez

On a deux langues officielles:

L'anglais et le français

Ooh la la

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Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

Where else do you find mounted police

Or go to the hospital and not pay fees

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

.

And when freshwater is in high demand

We've got the world's largest supply on hand

So you know that we could make a pretty good friend

But it's even better if you can be...

.

Brits have got the monarchy

The US has the money

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

.

The French have got the wine and cheese

Koalas chill with the Aussies

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

.

So you're thinking to yourself,

"How do I live in this beautiful country?"

Well we've got some steps for you to follow...

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STEP 1: Lose the gun

STEP 2: Buy a canoe

STEP 3: Live multiculturally

STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!

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We got beavers, caribou and moose

We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose

And we're sorry about Celine Dion

But she did do that good song for James Cameron...

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Brits have got the monarchy

The US has the money

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

.

The French have got the wine and cheese

Koalas chill with the Aussies

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

.

The Greek chilled out with Socrates

Can't build a wall like the Chinese

But I know that you wanna be Canadian

.

In Kenya they have safaris

We've missed lots of other countries

But I know that you wanna be Canadian


I did the oringal, so this is actually what the original is. The second one out is America, and I am working on France. :)