Yr/Tc: Hey! I wanted to do this fic for a wile, about a semester now. So bare with me if it seems odd, but hey it will be funny….I hope. Well here goes nothing.

What the Hell?

The suns rays were an emerald color in the clearing were three girls were all reading. A tall blond girl was reading "Ghost Stories" Her bluish green eyes wide in fascination. Her hair was tucked away in pigtails that just barely reached her shoulders. The medium in height auburn haired girl was reading "The Riddles of Epsilon", her green and brown eyes absorbing every detail. Next to her was a shortish girl with wavy raven black hair, she was reading Ranma ½ her brown eyes filled with laughter.

In the distance you could her laughter and shouting. The noise grew closer and you could here the shouts more clearly. The girls were so absorbed in their own little worlds they couldn't hear it.

"Cody! Come back here! I'm SO going to kill you!" A guy with shaggy hair shouted.

"Grayson, you couldn't 'get me' even if you wanted to!" Replied a short kid with curly hair, His name was apparently Cody.

Cody saw the three girls on the ground and jumped over then skillfully, then kept running. Grayson, unfortunately, didn't see them; well he did….but by then he was on them. He tripped on the blond his head colliding with hers, his hand on her chest to stop himself from falling. He flipped and his butt landed on the auburn haired girl's face; he ended up kicked the raven haired girl in the face. All three girls passed out on impact.

The auburn girl's eye slowly fluttered open. "What the hell? Wasn't I in a clearing a few seconds ago?" She looked down at the blond. "Crystal…Crys…Wake up! WAKE UP!" She started to shake her. Crystal's eyes fluttered open.

"What the hell Elyse?" She looked at Elyse angrily from waking her from her nap.

"Crys, where the hell are we?" Crystal looked around. Her eyes growing each second.

"Elyse it's some sort of castle. Should we wake Ash up?"

"I would think so. She would know were we are."

"Ashley? Ash…Wakey wakey!" They were gently nudging her.

"No ice cream for me mom." Crystal and Elyse looked at each other with faces that clearly said "WHAT THE FUCK!"

"Ashe wake up now. The world is coming to an end!" She just rolled over. Crystal smiled and nodded at Elyse.

"Inu Yasha was canceled." She shot up.

"What the hell? Who in their right mind would cancel that show?" Crystal and Elyse just burst out laughing.

"It wasn't canceled but where the hell are we?" Ash looked around a bit.

"Easy. We are in Hogwarts. This is just like Crys's story "Where are we?"

"Dude she is right! Damn Grayson!"

"But he's cute…."

They both looked at her. RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.

A group of laughing people walked up.

"OI! Crys! Hey! How are you today?" This came from a, ok I'll admit it, hot guy. He had shaggy brownish hair that looked silky, and deep blue eyes. His pearly white smile shining at her.

"Um, Hi….Who are you?" She was blushing but was staring into his eyes.

"Still suffering from the bonk on your head? I'm Dean Thomas." She smiles sweetly at him.

"Oh, Elyse! HI! How. Are. You. Today?" A guy with shiny red hair and blue eyes said.

"Um…Hi. I'll take a guess you're Ron. And Im confused not a little kid. Talk. To. Me. Normally. Got. It?" She smiled getting her point across when he blushed. "Good."

Ash looked around. She saw a bushy haired girl. "Hermione! Um are those four dating?"

Hermione laughed at Ashley. "The guys wish. The girls haven't noticed. So I noticed Draco staring at you. And it wasn't in a sneering way either. Something up?"

"I really don't know…Is there?"

"OH we have to get to potions! Hurry!"

They all followed Hermione, down twenty million flights of stairs, through twisting halls, till they reached a room that oozed dread.

"Wow….This looks…." Crys stumbled.

"Cheery?" Finished Elyse.

"Yeah….how did you know?"

"Cause we always do that dork."

"Oh yeah we do huh?"

"Yeah."

"Um Elyse Crystal. Come back to Earth!" Ash snapped at them.

"Ash you are just," Elyse started

"Jealous that you don't have our power!" Crystal finished.

"Let us go in before we are late ok?" They all nodded at Hermione.

Ashley, Elyse, Crystal and Hermione were at one table. Dean, Ron, Harry and Neville were at the table next to them. Today they were making some goop that did stuff…Only Hermione understood what they were doing.

Ashley looked down at her green goo. Crystal looked down at her purple goo. Elyse looked down at her light blue goo.

"Hey mine is pretty!" Elyse exclaimed. Every one at her table look at her like she was crazy.

"Mine looks like mold." Ash complained, sighing deeply at her puddle of gunk.

"Mine is depressed. Should I get therapy for it?" That earned Crys the "You need mental help" look.

Draco walked up to Hermione. "Hey mudblood, is your sludge brown to match your blood?" Hermione just sighed and ignored him.

"Hey Asshole, watch who you make fun of."

"EAT GOOP!" All three girls said that at the same time then threw their goop at the same time it hit his head all at once and it sparked. Hermione waved her wand and the goo vanished and left the girls laughing. Draco had fuzzy dog ears on the top of his head.

Ash went up to it and started to rub them gently. Draco started to purr. I mean purring like a cat. All the girls did a group "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

He turned red to challenge a tomato. Yum…tomatoes. I want a tomato now… Oh right… back to the story… Draco was as red as a tomato. Hermione burst out laughing. Elyse pulled out a wizard camera and snapped a picture of Draco purring and blushing.

Snape walked in on all the noise. "What the hell is going on in here!"

Every one stepped away from Draco so Snape could see Draco. "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO DRACO?"

Elyse stepped forward. "Well, you see professor, Draco came up and he said 'Hey mudblood, is your sludge brown to match your blood?' And Hermione seemed offended by it. So we all, Crystal, Ashley and I, said 'EAT GOOP' and we all threw our goop at him. So he was in sparkling goo, then Hermione waved a wood thing and it went POOF and he had fuzzy tweak tweak ears!" She smiled after her explanation.

Snape's face grew cloudy. "Well Draco, I can't undo the ears. No one can. Your dad is going to be pissed."

"Its ok, I deserved it. Don't give Ashley detention please. The other two….make them lick the floor clean for all I care. Just not Ashley. She was just doing something I needed."

Every one was looking at him in disbelief. Draco, getting any one but him out of trouble. It was bazaar, especially a Gryffindor. That was a miracle. So everyone's jaw were on the ground. It looked like Fred and George pulled something. I mean the sight of the class room was hilarious if you could see it.

We started to walk out of class when the bells rang Elyse and Crys sighing about the detention. They were to meet up with a teacher. They will be informed who by owl post. Draco came running up.

"Ashley, Hey. Can I talk to you alone please?" Ashley blinked a few times then nodded.

"But you have to lead me back up to the Great Hall deal?" He smile sweetly

"Deal!" They walked off together and we all stood in shock.

"Did I see what I think I thought I saw?"

"Yeah Crys, Our little Ash is off with a guy!"

"Um, I hate to be weird, but she is 18. Is it that odd she is off with a guy?" Ron asked.

Crystal and Elyse shot him a look of disbelief. "Yeah it is. You don't know Ash well do you?" They said at the same time.

"Um, well I guess I don't. But she's 18!"

"She's Ash. It makes perfect sense!"

"Fine! Sorry I asked." He looked down glumly. Elyse went up to him and wrapped her arms around him comfortingly. And then smiled at him when he looked up at her.

"Sorry we got so worked up. But this is a first with ash and we don't know how to deal with it yet. So bare with us until we get used to it. Ok?" She smiled at him warmly again.

"Y..Y…Y….Yeah……" He started to melt just at her smile. He was such a dweeb.

"Ron, breath. You know inhale exhale. Come one." They turned to see Harry standing there. Wow he was hot. My glasses would have fogged up. Wait they did from Ron breathing one them.

"Um, Ron?"

"Yeah Elyse?"

"You are fogging my glasses up."

"I am?" He looked down. Whoa. I am. Sorry Elyse."

"eh, no problem. Happens a lot. Like the time Crys and I made butter beer. That was funny!"

"You know how to make butter beer?"

"Yeah and it's good too. Elyse did all the measuring and stuff. She's great in the kitchen." Crys said brightly.

Elyse blushed a deep red color. "Crys, I love you, but shut it please?"

Crys smiled brightly "Okies. I'll talk about my drawing book. Where is my book…?"

Dean turned to her "You draw too! I love drawing! We are a lot alike! I mean we come from muggle families and we both draw. I think you are AWSOME!" She laughed at him.

"Dean, you are eccentric. Nice to meet ya!"

Crys and Dean flirted shamelessly the whole way to the dorms. When we got to the dorms the girls when up to their room to see that these folding walls were around their beds. Each girl went to their bed, and their room from home came up. The walls grew to the real rooms' size.

Elyse went in hers and it was blue, and had a few floor to ceiling book cases. Her room was decorated to an old English cottage garden. It was beautiful. Her closet was there and so was her dresser and make up table. The night stand even had its hidden compartment were she kept food.

"Hey Crys, Moine! Come to my room!" She shouted out to them. After an hour of Crys eating jelly beans she found bunny gummies. She pulled out a pink one and screamed "ELYES ITS YOUR BROTHER!" Then started bouncing up and down. Then she stopped and a gleam in her eye came. She grabbed some chocolate frogs, a chew wand, and a fairy candy thingy. "LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO! HOPPING THROUGH THE FOREST! SCOPING UP THE FIELD MICE!(she scoped up the frogs with the other hand, because the right hand had "little bunny foo foo") AND BONKED THEM ON THE HEAD!(she hit the frogs with the chewy wand ribbet!Ribit!ribbet!) DOWN CAME THE GOOD FAIRY AND SHE SAID 'LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU SCOOPING UP THE FIELD MICE AND BONKING THEM ON THE HEAD! ILL GIVE YOU THREE MORE CHANCES THEN I'LL TURN YOU INTO A GOON! (the little fairy candy thing "sang" that part) LITTLE BUNNEY FOO FOO HOPPINH THROUGH THE FOREST SCOOPING UP THE FIELD MICE AND BONKED THEM ON THE HEAD! DOWN CAME THE GOOD FAIRY AND SHE SAID LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU SCOPING UP THE FIELD MICE AND BONKING THEM ON THE HEAD! ILL GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE THEN ILL TURN YOU INTO A GOON! LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO HOPPING THROUGH THE FOREST SCOOPING UP FIELD MICE AND BONKING THEM ON THE HEAD! DOWN CAME THE GOOD FAIRY AND SHE SAID LITTLE BUNNY FOO FOO I GAVE YOU THREE CHANCES NOW IM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A GOON POOF! YOU ARE A GOON! THE MOREL OF THIS STORY 'HARE TODAY GOON TOMARROW!"

Elyse burst into laughter. "My…Brother…Did….That…For…Mr.GQ!" Elyse started to cry she was laughing so hard and Hermione joined in.

"He did not!"

"He did! I made a move of it! Here. (Elyse handed Hermione a disk) see for yourself when you can." They heard the door gently snap shut. "Ash, That you?"

"Yeah, want me to come into your room thing?"

"Yeah, come on. Hurry!" Ash stepped in and sat at Elyse's desk. "Spill it! What happened with Draco? Spill it now or die, because Crys ate nothing but jelly beans for an hour straight!"

"You gave her that many jelly beans? Are you mental?"

"yes, but that's beside the point. Spill it now!"

"well he asked if I liked his ears, and I said I did, and then he started flirting with me and I was all "INU YASHA!" so I flirted back I guess… and then we just hung out. It was fun. Then he asked me to be his kagome so I spazed. I didn't know he knew about inuyasha…so I said yes. Cause he was cool, and hot…so I have a boy friend."

Elyse and Crys screamed loudly and tackled Ash. "WE ARE SO PROUD OF YOU!"

She smiled "thanks guys. He really is a great guy. Are we all just going to stay in her room tonight?"

"YES!"

"BLANKET FORTS!"

"WOOT!"

"YAY!"

"are we going to study?"

…..blank stares

"sorry I asked."

"GOOD! LET PARRRRRRTY!"

Elyse threw on a boom box of old favorite songs and they danced around like idiots singing into brushes.

Yr/Tc: Sorry that harry wasn't in it much this chappie but he will be REALLY IMPORTANT later. I'll also explain more into why they are here and how. I will all make sence. Later and lots of love! -----Elyse