Ok, have you ever heard Weird Al Yankovic's song called The Night Santa Went Crazy? Well, if you like it, and you like Harvest Moon 64, you'll LOVE this! It goes to the tune of The Night Santa Went Crazy, so please just read, respond, and enjoy! ;)
P.S. (H.M. stands for Harvest Moon. Jack is the guy you play as)
The Night Jack Went Crazy
Down in the workshop, Rick was making inventions,
Like his milking machine, and other intentions.
Then Jack busted in, and he scared Rick half to death,
Had a rifle in his hands, and Chief Whiskey on his breath.
From his hat to his boots, he was covered with ammo,
Like a psycho, drunk, disgruntled, farming Rambo.
And he grinned as he said, with a glimmer in his eye,
"Happy harvest to all! Now you're all gonna' die!"
The night Jack went crazy,
The night H.M. went insane.
Realise he'd been gettin' the raw deal,
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain!
Well the vineyard is gone now, he decided to bomb it,
The chunks of Kai and Karen, are shure to make ya' vomit!
And he tied up the Mayor, and he held Basil hostage,
And he ground up Maria into bookworm sausage!
He shot down Popuri, with an old German Lugar,
And he slashed Ann up just like Freddie Crouger.
And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbecued Elli,
And he took a big bite and said "It could use some jelly!"
The night Jack went crazy,
The night our farmer went nuts.
Can't hardly walk around Moon Mountain,
Without steppin' in Harvest Sprite guts!
There's a national gaurd in the F.B.I.
There's a man from the Eye-Witness News,
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky.
And the bullets are flyin' and the body counts risin'
And everyone's dying to know, "Why Jack, oh why?"
My my my my my my...
He used to be such a friendly guy.
Yes Ken and Stu, now Jack is doing time,
In the Federal Prison for his infamous crime.
Hey little May now, don't you cry no more tears,
He'll be out with good behaviour, in 700 more years!
But Cliff is in therapy, and Grey is still nervous,
And Harris quit his job working for the Postal Service!
And say the Midwife, she's on the phone every night,
With her lawywer, negotiating the movie rights!
They're talking 'bout,
The night Jack went crazy,
The night that famer boy flipped,
Broke his back for some corn & eggplants,
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped!
The nightJack went crazy,
The night H.M. went insane,
Realise he's been getting the raw deal,
Something finally must have snapped in his brain!
Something finally must have snapped in his brain!
Something finally must have snapped...
In his brain!
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So how did you like it? Comments, flames, suggestions? Write them in! I love hearing from people! ^_^ Here's Sushi-Man, signing off!
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NO VEGETABLES WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS SONG
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P.S. (H.M. stands for Harvest Moon. Jack is the guy you play as)
The Night Jack Went Crazy
Down in the workshop, Rick was making inventions,
Like his milking machine, and other intentions.
Then Jack busted in, and he scared Rick half to death,
Had a rifle in his hands, and Chief Whiskey on his breath.
From his hat to his boots, he was covered with ammo,
Like a psycho, drunk, disgruntled, farming Rambo.
And he grinned as he said, with a glimmer in his eye,
"Happy harvest to all! Now you're all gonna' die!"
The night Jack went crazy,
The night H.M. went insane.
Realise he'd been gettin' the raw deal,
Somethin' finally must have snapped in his brain!
Well the vineyard is gone now, he decided to bomb it,
The chunks of Kai and Karen, are shure to make ya' vomit!
And he tied up the Mayor, and he held Basil hostage,
And he ground up Maria into bookworm sausage!
He shot down Popuri, with an old German Lugar,
And he slashed Ann up just like Freddie Crouger.
And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbecued Elli,
And he took a big bite and said "It could use some jelly!"
The night Jack went crazy,
The night our farmer went nuts.
Can't hardly walk around Moon Mountain,
Without steppin' in Harvest Sprite guts!
There's a national gaurd in the F.B.I.
There's a man from the Eye-Witness News,
And helicopters circling 'round in the sky.
And the bullets are flyin' and the body counts risin'
And everyone's dying to know, "Why Jack, oh why?"
My my my my my my...
He used to be such a friendly guy.
Yes Ken and Stu, now Jack is doing time,
In the Federal Prison for his infamous crime.
Hey little May now, don't you cry no more tears,
He'll be out with good behaviour, in 700 more years!
But Cliff is in therapy, and Grey is still nervous,
And Harris quit his job working for the Postal Service!
And say the Midwife, she's on the phone every night,
With her lawywer, negotiating the movie rights!
They're talking 'bout,
The night Jack went crazy,
The night that famer boy flipped,
Broke his back for some corn & eggplants,
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped!
The nightJack went crazy,
The night H.M. went insane,
Realise he's been getting the raw deal,
Something finally must have snapped in his brain!
Something finally must have snapped in his brain!
Something finally must have snapped...
In his brain!
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So how did you like it? Comments, flames, suggestions? Write them in! I love hearing from people! ^_^ Here's Sushi-Man, signing off!
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NO VEGETABLES WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS SONG
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