Pajama Sam was in the elevator going up to the sky (it's called the box get cho facts str8) when he woke up and said, "I'm Pajama Sam!"

So then a giant scorpion fell from the sky and killed Pajama Sam and the nigger guy. But Pajama Sam doesn't ever truly die...

And then Pajama Sam slapped his hands onto his face and screamed like that kid in Home Alone. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

TO BE CONTINUED...

Roses are blue.

Pajama Sam is also blue.

Wait, nevermind, fuck

(AN: I hate you. I hate all of you. I'm going to kill myself after this. Allahu ackbar.)
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