DISCLAIMER:I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL IF I DID Lucy WOULD HAVE HAD AT LEAST ONE HEROIC MOMENT :)

LUCY'S AND LEVY'S IMAGINATION

Lucy was waiting patiently for levy to come up with something to do because she was incredibly bored.

"come on Levy there must be something we can do!" yelled Lucy

"Lu-chan I'm trying okay." Levy sighed. she was incredibly bored too and didn't know what to do and trying to think of something while your best friend was yelling at you was something that was really hard. "I got it!" she yelled finally.

"what, what do we do!" Lucy asked eagerly

"let's let our imagination run wild Lu-chan!"

"um...I don't-"

"come on stop being so boring." Levy teased.

"okay princess Levy of cotton candy kingdom where should we go." Lucy said in a British accent.

"to the guild Lu-chan the spoon war champion!" levy yelled before running out the door

"wait for me Levy the cake eating master!" Lucy yelled after her.

When they finally got to there destination they both ran into the guild giggling.

" Lu-chan I'm afraid that we have to defeat the devastating dragons of the west before we continue our journey to the land of yaoi!"

"and who may I ask is in the land of yaoi Ms. Levy." Lucy giggled.

"well of course our chilling ember of Natsu an Gray." Levy said.

"ew, Levy that's going to be stuck in my head for weeks." Lucy said disgusted.

the whole guild was looking at them like they were crazy and some of the girls who knew what yaoi was were trying to get the Natsu and Gray thing out of there head.

"um...Luce are you alright?" asked Natsu

" aahh Lu-chan it's the dragon of the west!" yelled Levy.

both girls ran into the kitchen while Natsu stood there confused. the girls then came out wearing bowls on there head with spatulas in there hands.

"I call upon a battle you dragon of fire!" Lucy yelled and then they started beating Natsu with the spatulas. The rest of The guild just stared at them until the girls finally stopped.

"Lu-chan I'm afraid that we need to call upon Sir plue to finish the job." Levy said.

"of course my fair maiden, I open thee gate of the Canis Minor, Nikora!" Lucy chanted grabbing plue's key.

"puun-pun." plue said when he appeared.

"plue finish him off!" Lucy commanded but of course she was still polite.

"puuuuuuuu-puuuuun!" yelled plue while he kicked Natsu in the head successfully knocking him out.

"alright plue!" Lucy yelled and that was the day that Lucy Heartfilia beat Natsu the 'Salamander' up with a spatula and her weakest spirit.

THE END