Lionesses

A/N So I have like 3 fanfics I'm writing/planning at the same time, they'll probs all end up unfinished rip.
Also I have exams but they're nearly over so HAHA I can procrastinate. This fic is gonna mainly be Voltron one-shots except where the lions are girls and hot furries (don't worry I prob won't do any chara/OC ships since they're a bit cringe imo) Also I'm a multishipper so I be doin fluff for basically
all the ships! …In time. Please no hate here I'm just enjoying writing crap and you're enjoying reading this crap so thank you.

(This ain't gon be chronological either – I'll say when each is set at the beginning of each chap)

NOW LET'S BEGIN!


Pidge's Guide to the Voltron Crew

Set just after Pidge finds Matt

I'm sure we can all remember Pidge's glorious moments of dissing the other characters, since she's a badass bae. Once she finally found her brother, there was only one thing to do: a full-on guided tour around the castle whilst describing everyone 110% accurately.

"Are you ready to be amazed?"

Matt grinned back at his sister, "Hit me with those memes!"

She sighed, but still grinned at his cringiness, "Kay then, and always be prepared to run."

"Since you know Space Dad and Emo Kid, we can skip them and get straight to the good stuff. First up, Loverboy Lance. He thinks he's cool; he isn't. He tries too hard but is actually a nice guy, unless you keep staring at Allura. Also, his hips don't lie, and if you piss him off a lot he'll send a string of angry Spanish in your direction. Trust me, there's a camera feed and Keith's face at all that foreign is priceless."

"Now onto Hunk o' Goodness. He. Is. The. Best. Chef. EVER. Honestly, you are staying till lunch to get a taste of his dishes. He's the best shoulder to lean on and gives the best hugs – unless you're on a spaceship, then he'll probably barf on you. Honestly though, he's a genius," She admitted reluctantly, "Nearly as good as me. We're the best team – without us this ship would've busted ages ago, and honestly? I believe we deserve more love and attention."

At this her brother gave her a look that said sis-you-had-like-two-seasons-of-character-arc-give-Hunk-some-love-for-once.

She laughed, "Alright, you can give him a hug later."

"Now for your favourite, Allura." She wiggled her brows with a knowing smirk, at which Matt blushed and nudged her. "She's pretty cool, I guess. Also, you'd be better off not crushing on her – she's already crushed Lance's heart 50 times and has had more moments with Keith - and he's gay!"

Matt blinked and paused his sister, "Wait, Keith's gay?" How did he miss this? How long had he been in space?

Pidge looked at her brother disappointedly. "I mean. Have you seen him in his Blade outfit? He's ten times more bishie than your average anime bishie, and he's not even the Japanese one!"

"Blade outfit?"

She sighed, deciding to skip the boring explanation. "Back to Princess Perfect, I'm 99% sure her accent is fake, I've met British people before. Apart from that, she's actually a sly witch with a capital B."

Matt widened his eyes, "Seriously?!"

"Yup. She made me put on a dress – she said it was for PR and the cause and stuff so I agreed – and then she even gave me a full-on makeover. I LOOKED LIKE A FRIGGIN BARBIE DOLL."

Matt cringed: his sister was the total opposite of a Barbie girl, even looking at one made her pissed. One time at a supermarket they were walking down the toys aisle, Pidge just 9 years old, and she suddenly stopped to glare at the Barbie girls on the shelf. She bloody punched one of 'em, and guess what? They had to buy it because of the damage. The bright side was that she could go home and throw it in the grinder, which she did with much sadistic glee.

Pidge seemed to be too pissed to carry on about Allura, so she moved on. "Then there's our Space Uncle, Coran the Gorgeous Man. Most of the time I have no clue what he's saying, but he's a great dude, if not a bit extra. Like, too extra. He's definitely stuck in the Altean Age. Also, never eat his food – not even Allura eats that stuff."

"And now come the furries. I'm not sure if you rebels know about this, but the lions are actually lionesses."

Matt gave her a Lance look, questioning with a smirk, "Did you say furries?"

She rolled her eyes, opening the door to the lions' bay. The huge room was split into five parts: the first cool and slick, a blue theme clearly covering the bed and walls, far too many clothes squished onto a single clothes rack; the second was split from the blue with a piece of metal, segregating them, and it had a clear red theme, weapons of all kinds hanging from the wall; the third was dark, plain and simple, with just a black bed and chest of drawers adjacent – it wasn't split off either side with a wall like the wall between red and blue; the fourth was green-themed, with plants scattered around so much that some vines were trailing across the wooden bed and furniture; the last was yellow and had a simple, massive cushion. And, of course, each part of the room housed its resident neko.

The blue neko began snarkily, leering at Matt, "Pidge, sweetie, why'd you bring a guy in here? You know this place is girls and Paladins only." Was that… a hiss at the end of her sentence? Matt suddenly gulped, giving himself a mental note to stay away from the sexy blue furry.

"Thanks for volunteering, Azul. This here's our resident Bitch, even though she's a cat. She's totally sexist against guys she doesn't know, but is actually Lance's soul sister, ironically."

"…How?"

"They hit on girls together. At first it was a full-on competition, but now it's a friendly tradition."

Matt just blinked, Azul narrowing her silver eyes at him. She turned away, flicking her blue ponytail sassily. At this, the red neko snickered, "And here the blue lion is meant to be the friendliest."

"Well maybe 10,000 years made me a little picky, miss I Had the Worst Paladin So I Stole the Best One," Azul hissed at her and the red furry hissed back, their ears flattening.

Pidge had a bored expression, as if this was normal. "Yeah, if you think Lance and Keith are bad, you'd better see their lions – well, previous lions, now that since Keith left Lance rides with Red and Allura rides with Azul – they are total divas together. Anyways, you can see Bloody Murder over there with the weapons on her wall. She enjoys attacking the Galra way too much, and with Lance at the helm, she's sometimes overdone it. Then again, Keith's pretty emo so there probably ain't much difference."

"Lionesses." They both hissed simultaneously.

"Their only thing in common is that they're feminists. And seriously, four syllables? No way, just stick to lions, you two."

The two nekos glanced at each other for a second before each turning away and huffing. At this, the yellow furry drawled sleepily out of her cushion, "You two are sooooo cuuuuute~"

"And this…" Pidge gestured to clearly the most catlike one of them all, laying on her back in the centre of her cushion, arms and legs curled up cutely in the air like cats do. "This is Melyn, the Hunk o' Cuteness. She. Is. Thicc. Her hugs can also rival her Paladin's, but you should always lock her up until everyone else has finished eating or else she'll eat everyone's food. Although, the one time it happened, she looked so cute and innocent that we just had to let her off." Pidge, the master of acting like she didn't like cute things even though she did, was smiling dreamily as she watched Melyn roll around in her cushion, purring.

Matt whispered, "Damn. She really is a neko."

"She also openly ships everyone, so be prepared for her to start shipping you with Shiro."

Matt, if he'd been drinking, would've spat out his drink at that. I mean, not that he hadn't thought of it before (Seriously, who hasn't? This is Shiro we're talking about!) but he was pretty sure he was straight and that girls were for life – who could blame Azul for loving girls?

Suddenly Pidge was embraced in vines and leaves that suddenly sprouted into flowers as a green furry hopped-skipped-and-jumped over to where her Paladin was.

"Pidge! Matt!" She squealed and suddenly Matt found himself wrapped up in vines too. "I am so SO happy that you found each other!" She gasped, her deep pink eyes sparkling. "We should have a party! We can invite everyone! Even the half-breed!"

"Verde, please stop calling Keith that, it's super offensive and I think Red's about to slice you in half. Also, can you get these vines off us?"

"Oh, right, I'm so sorry, Pidge!" She then proceeded to fall into a frenzied string of apologies that came out rapid fire from her mouth, at which Red and Pidge couldn't even argue anymore. The vines slowly dissipated and Matt felt just as confused as you readers probably are.

Pidge explained, "Miss Muttering Apologies here has the most magic capabilities of the lions, so when she gets excited – which is a lot of the time – her powers go a little crazy and plants start appearing everywhere. But hey, now that I have her, to go outside and get fresh air I can just stay inside!"

Matt raised a brow: his sister hadn't changed one bit. It's pretty ironic that she, tech otaku introvert, got the grassy green lion. However, he soon spotted their similarities.

Verde finally looked up to him (she was nearly half his height) with her wide eyes and promised, "Sir Matt, I will do everything in my power to help Pidge find your family, and everything to protect her from the Galra. I swear to you, no harm shall come to her!" Her words were childish and naïve, innocent, yet Matt couldn't help but smile and feel that she would do just all that. This was their connection: both Pidge and Verde were small and the youngest of their groups, but they had the steel confidence of an iron fortress, and great powers in their own respects.

But never mind that, what did this neko say before? "Half-breed"?

"So, sis, who's this 'half-breed'?"

She gulped, not sure if it should be her place to tell Keith's story – she thought at least Shiro should do it, but… Oh, what the hell. "Basically, a few months ago, Keith found out he was part Galra, since his mom left him a blade – a type that only responds to Galra blood. Shiro had this vision about a rebel faction in the Galra, the Blade of Marmora, so…"

"Long story short, Keith went off to join Marmora full-time, which is why he isn't with us right now. To be fair, he was an appalling leader, but as a Paladin, I agree with Red that he's quite capable."

Matt went white: he really had been gone a while. I mean, Keith was gay and half Galra? Next thing he knew Shiro would be a clone!

Pidge smiled a genuine smile, one of respect, her brown eyes sparkling. "And here's the boss – the boss's boss, Kuro. She doesn't speak much, so right now that was a lot of dialogue we usually don't get and you better treasure it, bro. She's kinda the Space Mom, or maybe scary Space Aunt? I'm not sure, but she and Shiro haven't been on the greatest terms lately. She's confiscated his Bayard and every now and then goes on these scary Keith-esc robo-gladiator killing sprees with her katana. Me and Hunk had to piece them back together she broke so many so bad."

Matt stepped back slightly, speculating, "So, if she's Space Dad's Space Mom, does that make her the Scary Space Grandma?"

He heard a low growl from said Space Granny. Instant regret making that comment.

Suddenly, Kuro grinned, her magenta eyes relaxing as she laughed, whacking Matt on the back, "This one's funny!"

Matt laughed awkwardly, Pidge looking up to him. She couldn't help it; she began to laugh crazily too. Looking at his sister like this, Matt felt a wave of pride and overwhelming love. He suddenly wrapped his arms around her and hugged her, picking her up and wiggling her around, making her squeal and giggle like when they were younger. The lions soon crowded round and joined the hugging session – even Azul and Red.

"I missed you, Matt."

"You too, Pidge."


A/N HAHA I ACTUALLY FINISHED A CHAPTER FOR ONCE! Ok this one was quite fun, hope you understood the rough characters of the lions – I'll describe them in more detail throughout, hopefully. Awwww we need more of the Holts they're too adorable. Also, I wanted to do some Shiro and Keith jokes but I could only fit in a few since, y'know, Matt already knows them so there's no point in Pidge's A* descriptions. I know Keith isn't canonically gay but imo he's gay, fight me. I will have a full on debate with you and win. (jk plz don't)

BUT SERIOUSLY I NEED SEASON 6 RIGHT NOW COME ONNNN