My thought don't count (Spoilers from book seven!)
Rae11-Or-TSGFan here! This is a short story I know. But I thought I needed a story with some (or lots) of Puck/Sabrina... That's something I never thought I'd say! OK, you caught me! This isn't actually about them having a Fairy-Tale relationship, but it's a bonding story...... Kind of. I hope you enjoy! F.Y.I, it's kinda in the future. Sabrina's a teen and Daphne is a knock out. P.S Lots of swearing.. Yeah, I know.
The diary of Sabrina Grimm.
Date: September 3rd, Saturday, 2013.
Time: 3 P.M
Daphne has better handwriting than me?!?!?!? I can't believe it!! She's only 11 years old! And she's sexy, like NOBODY'S BUSINESS! I'm just average. Your average fourteen year old.... Why do I suddenly care about how attractive I am? I shouldn't be! F-----....Ughhhhh..... (I almost said f---... I almost said it again!) Why did I s--... Write "I almost said"? I didn't say it. I almost wrote it... Crapppppppppppp.... I'm so random today.... Since when do I swear? When did that happen? Ohhhh yeah... Right around when Puck started swearing like a sailor. "What the hell is your problem today, Grimm?" He says. And if Gran (Granny... I shortened it to Gran, 'cause saying "Granny" is so baby-ish) gets p---.... dirfed (as Daphne would say), he just says "I said 'hell' with a capital 'H'". He's so stupid... *sigh* Why do Daphne and him have to be, like, BFF? They're so different!!..... Oh wait... No they're not.... They're meant for each other, LOL. I guess I shouldn't joke 'bout that stuff. But what would be the fun in that? Conversation section:
Puck: OH SABRINA GRIMM!!!
Me: WHAT????
Puck: COME HERE JERK FACE!!
Me: PHUCK YOU!!
(Angry grunt from Puck)
Puck: OLD LADY IS GONNA BE DIRFED WHEN I TELL HER YOU SAID THAT!!
Me: BUT I SAID LIKE IT'S SPELT P-H-U-C-K!!
Puck: Whatever!
(I roll my eyes)
Puck: No, seriously. GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HER!
*sigh* I guess I should go. I'll be back later!
Later That Day
The Diary of Sabrina Grimm
Date: September 3rd, Saturday, 2013
Time: 3: 40 P.M
I'm back!! Puck just wanted to know cook KD.. The Adults are out for an expensive dinner :( Typical. I HAVE TO EAT KD WITH KETCHUP!! YUCK! Want to here how the cooking show went? Here it goes. I go down stairs. Puck is waiting at the end on them. He has his new teenage evil grin on his face. It's enough to get any girl to go bonkers for him, but not me. Been there, done that. But it still is pretty to look at. He was wearing a clean shirt, clean pants, and new shoes. Wow. I was almost K.O'd. "Thank you, Stink Head," he said. My K.O-ness quickly disappeared. "Nice, Donkey's Butt," I reply. I am love replying like that. Makes me smiled. And so did he. But when he noticed he was showing teeth, he stopped. For the second he had a toothy grin. I saw metal. Very shiny, new looking metal. Does he have braces? I do recall Gran taking him somewhere. But where, I have no idea. Hm... His braces (if he has them) must explain why, when they got back, why he slingked up to his bedroom, and didn't come our for a week. Poor kid. HE'S A NERD! "What do you need?" I asked him. "To make dinner. It IS woman's work. And guess what you are? Yep, a woman. So, chop, chop!" I slapped him in the face. I felt something hard in his mouth. Yep, braces. "What was that for?" he asked. He rubbed the red hand mark on his face. "For bring you," I said. He glared at me.. Actually, he gave me the I.A.G.S.Y.T.Y.S.L.A.R.S... Whopey. I get to smell like a dead rotting skunk. "I'll tell you what. I will show you how to make it, and YOU make it," I said. He weighed his options. Then he stuck out his hand and said "Deal". We shook. He followed me into the kitchen. I got out some KD (Hurray.... NOT!). I decided it was about the only thing I'd let him make. Otherwise, he might burn down the whole house. And that's the last thing we need. He watched me closely as I got the stuff to make our "expensive and wholesome meal". "What are you looking at?" I asked. He flashed another K.O smile. I almost died (WTF?) "I'm observing the chef," he said. He was looking dangerously close to my butt. Not a good sign. "Take a picture. It lasts longer," I said. I swear, he almost got a Question Mark over his head! "What the hell are you talking about?" he asked. "You were looking at my butt!" I yelled. "No I wasn't!" he yelled back. "Then what WERE you looking at!" I asked. There was slight silence. Then Puck said "OK, you caught me! I WAS looking at your butt, but that's because you have a sticker on it that says 'Bite me!'". I turned towards my behind, and surely enough! A "Bite me" sticker WAS there! I quickly pulled it off, and Puck started laughing. "Jerk" I thought. "So... How do you make this.... You've GOT to me kidding me!" he said. "What?" I asked. "I am NOt eating that!". I looked at the box. "Since when are you a picky eater?" I asked him. He face was a light green color. I thought he was going to ralph. "Trust me. It's better than it looks!" I said. I was trying to make him feel better. I didn't want to have to clean up fairy vomit. It DID seem to calm him down. Strange. I showed him how to boil the water for the pasta, and I showed him how to measure the milk. It was actually quite fun! And surprisingly enough. He's a fast learner! I take back all the things I said about him being dumb. He is book smart! He actually knew how to measure milk! And I was REALLY surprised when he... I'll just write that moment down. He was washing some bowls, and said "When you were making Daphne's birthday cake, and the recipe asked for a heaping teaspoonful of vanilla, you got confused and put in a capful instead" "Yeah," I said. "You don't know what a heaping spoonful of something is?" he asked. I shook my head. "Oh. Well, it's when the liquid is slightly over the edge of the spoon," he said. I dropped a plate I was drying, and it shattered to a million pieces. I looked over at him. And he was still washing dishes. Oh! "dinner" is ready. I think I'll write more tomorrow. I'm kinda tired right now. See you later!
The Diary of Sabrina Grimm
Date: September 4th, Sunday, 2013
Time: 1:00 P.M
I just noticed something. The KD for dinner last night WASN'T for dinner! This is why: 1) It was 3 PM
The Adults came back with take out
..... This one, I don't know. I just hate having only 2. But, surprisingly, the KD was good! I was surprised... Or am I going crazy? Oh, and Puck DOES have braces! I know it! Well, not for a fact, but he MUST have them! I'll tell you what happened. I came dow for d--... Lunch. Daphne was already there. She (as usual) was looking pretty. Red was nowhere to be found. I guess she was sleeping. That girl sure sleeps a lot! I know she's sick, but really! How much sleep can a person need? "Where's stink head?" I asked Daphne. "Kitchen," she replied. I nodded. I sat across from her, and I admired her. She was pretty. Black/brown hair, brown eyes, full cheeks, full lips, freckles, ad she was tall. Almost as tall as me. And she only 11! I wasn't even that tall when I was here age! It's not fair :( Meh. At least I'm..... Me? Nope, that doesn't work. "How have you been lately?" Daphne asked. I shrugged. "Could be better," I said. Daphne nodded. "What about you?" I asked her. Before she could answer, Puck yelled from the kitchen "I'm not severing you! IF you want to eat, you have to get it yourself!". I groaned. Why was he so obnoxious? I'll skip forward... Me and Daphne started eating. Puck ate in the kitchen. "What is his problem," I asked Daphne. She almost said something. ALMOST! But she didn't. Instead she shrugged. What did I tell ya? BRACES! I've got to tease him about!... Maybe I shouldn't. I will have to have the soon, too. And the more I make fun of him with braces, the worse HE'LL make fun of me when I get them. Bah! Oh well. Can't win all of'em. I don't want to go to school tomorrow!! School sucks. Bleh. Today wasn't that interesting. I'm going to have to wait for tomorrow. Hope for INTEREST
To be Continued
It's short, yes. But I hope you like it! Chapter two will be up soon! Please review ;)
