Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
Warning: I was bored when I wrote this.
So hears the dl. Hobbits are short, fat, and for the most part very stupid. There happened to be this one dude by the name of Bilbo Baggins and it was his birthday. Now this big fancy pants wizard came and exploded a few things making everyone oww and ahh. Bilbo made this big speech dissing everyone then disappeared into thin air. Being stupid the hobbits all clapped. Bilbo that creative little genius, ran home. Gandalf some how managed to get there first and stole Bilbo's ring. Bilbo, dishearten, left .
The annoying, whinny, nephew Frodo came in and learned that the ring Gandalf had just stole was EVIL! He told Frodo he had to take it and leave the country to destroy it 'cause he was the only one who could withstand the EVIL. Frodo thought Gandalf just wanted his newly enquired house. To make sure he wasn't lonely he was to take his gardened, who Gandalf had magically pulled through the window.
"You suck.' muttered Sam.
So Gandalf got rid of Frodo and hung out at his house till it ran out of food. Frodo and Sam got there two friends Merry and Pippin drunk and convinced them to come with them. It wasn't that hard since they were both pretty hammered. After the two got over there massive hangovers they decided to go to there favorite bar to celebrate.
"I beat $20 I can chug a whole pint!" Frodo suddenly yelled out standing on a table. After taking a dozen bets and a chores of chugs Frodo did just that, but sadly he fell short. After claming he didn't know it was a pin the refused to pay. This made some people really pissed off so Frodo hid under a table.
"You draw far to much attention to yourself Mr. Underhill." said a the tall scary man who's table Frodo was hiding under. He grabbed Frodo and dragged him to his room. He then threw him on the floor and glared at him.
"Fine I'll pay, I'll pay." Frodo muttered while rubbing the newly forming bump on the back of his head. Before he could say anything the other hobbits burst through the door.
"Man it was just a stupid bet no need to kill anyone!" said the super whippy Sam.
"Dude I aint gonna kill anyone so cool your jets." said the frustrated Aragorn. "Hi my names Aragorn. Gandalf is off doing something important so he sent me to save your sorry asses." The hobbits agreed to go with Aragorn for fear of getting beat up.
The next day they started off for the wild after much complaining on the part of the hobbits till Aragorn threatened to beat them up if they didn't shut up.
Thus ends chapter one. Tell me what you think. You don't need to be a author to review!
