Remember, this is only something that popped into my head! Don't be to harsh when reviewing! It's not supposed to make sense!

Random Day!

As Sisco was walking to the Bridge he had the funniest feeling that someone *or something* was stalking him.

He turned around and was faced with a coconut bra. "I am the coconut bra of doom! If you do not wear me you will die!"

The coconut bra started to chase after Sisco. Every time he went around the corner the coconut bra was already there.

"Ah!" he screamed as he was attacked by the bra.

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Captain Sisco was walking down the hall in a coconut bra and somehow, a hula skirt. He wasn't sure how the skirt had gotten there, but he was pretty sure that it had something to do with the bra…

As he walked onto the bridge he noticed that it was different; very different.

The entire Bridge was pink and decorated with glitter. Kira was sitting in the Captain's chair with a tank top and a pair of short-short denim jeans.

"Like, no way! You have *got* to be kidding me? He like, likes me? OMG!" She was talking into an odd looking device that back in the 21st century was called a 'cell phone'.

"OMG! I like, have to call him! TTYL? Ok, great! Bye!" She started dialing another number. "Hey…"

"What the hell is going on here?" asked Sisco.

"Oh no you didn't!" said Jadzia, who had come out of no where.

"Didn't what?" Sisco was very confused. Jadzia was dressed up like a banana. Only she was a banana with fish net stockings.

You said the 'h' word!" She sounded like a child…in a banana suit.

"You mean hell?"

"Don't say that word! Mommy said that it was a bad word!" Dax started crying and ran off.

Sisco, who was very confused, decided to go down to the Promenade and have a talk with Odo. When he got into the Security office he was even more confused.

"Yo, I see you later? Right," he said into one of the legendary 'cell phones'.

"Constable?" he asked as he stepped into the office. Odo turned around in his chair.

"What's up home dawg?" he asked. "Whoa, you have gotta have a change of clothes," he said as he saw Sisco's coconut bra and grass skirt.

Odo himself was dressed in an over-sized jersey, to big pants that showed the top of his boxers, a hat turned sideways, and a bunch of bling around his neck.

"I'm not even going to ask," he said as he turned around and saw Dr. Bashir running around with his pants in his hand.

He was skipping around the Promenade saying "Pants-less Wednesday!"

"It's Tuesday!" someone screamed at him.

"That's what I said!" he replied in the same tune.

Sisco decided to see what was going on in Quark's. When he walked into the bar he wished he hadn't.

Quark was standing on one of the Dabo tables singing "I'm too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt," in his underwear.

He had never wanted to see that much of the Ferangi. As Sisco turned to leave one of the Dabo girls walked up and slapped him. "Why didn't you call me?"

"Ooo…" said everyone in the bar as the girls stomped off.

"Punch, punch, kiss, kiss, cry now man, you just got dissed!" said Kai Winn.

"When the hell did you get here?" he asked her.

"The word!" screamed Dax as she ran across the Promenade.

Sisco decided that he needed to go back to his quarters, but before he could do that he was transported somewhere.

All of a sudden he was watching Gul Dukat. He was in a gown and was saying "Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?" to no one in particular.

"Dukat?" he asked aloud. Dukat turned around and said:

"Romeo? Oh, it's just you."

Once again Sisco was transported and this time he ended up on a Gem'Hadar ship. "Go Weyoun! Go Weyoun!" The Gem'Hadar were cheering as Weyoun was break-dancing on the floor.

"Where am I?" he asked.

"I don't know, you tell me!" said one of the Gem'Hadar and all of the others burst out laughing.

Sisco fainted and when he woke up he saw Dr. Bashir.

"How are you doing captain?" he asked.

"What's going on?" he asked.

"You were boxing with the giant blueberry and you got knocked out."

"What?" he asked.

"I said you were singing a duet with a marshmallow when you fell off of the stage."

"Doctor, can I leave now?"

"I don't know. Can you?" he asked and then burst out laughing.

Sisco left the Infirmary and was heading back to his quarters. When he was on the turbo lift he saw something.

Also on the turbo lift was Worf and he was kissing a banana.

"Mr. Worf? Should I even ask why you are kissing that banana?"

"It is not a banana sir, it is Jadzia."

"What the he-heck?" he asked, not wanted to upset the 'banana'.

"Q came and turned her into a banana."

"Why didn't I think of that?" he muttered to himself as he got off of the turbo lift.

He went into his quarters and tried to get some sleep.

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When Sisco woke up he went straight to the Bridge. Everything seemed back to normal. The Bridge wasn't pink, Kira was in her uniform, Dax wasn't a banana…everything was perfect.

"Sir," Kira started. "May I ask you a question?

"Yes Major, you may," he said, feeling better that he wasn't the one asking the questions for once.

"Why are you in a coconut bra and a hula-skirt?"

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Remember, this is just a comedy! So please be nice!