Hello! New to this thing, both FanFiction AND Total Drama Island. So please, enjoy and don't pummel me with your fierce criticism.

OK for those who seen the stupid review made by "me", sorry about that. It's my stupid brother. I'll get him for this...so ignore it please and don't be affected by it, please?

I don't own TDI. If I did, it won't be just a cartoon. DON'T JUDGE ME.


Alright! I just got a job in showbiz---again! Can my life possibly get any better? That last movie about zombies which I starred as the main

character of it, reaped truckloads of cash! I am so owning this world right now! That new show I just got in is called Total Drama Island. If you ask

me, it kinda seemed like a rip-off of the Survivor show. Was doubtful of it at first, but that Totally changed when I saw the paycheck. Man was it

big! Must have put up a good show in front of those interviewers because they just made me the writer and the executive producer of

Total Drama Island! Man, am I that awesome?The idea of the show is that twenty-two campers or contestants are fooled (I came up with that),

ha-ha, into this competition and more importantly on a deserted island to suffer. And I get to see those fools crying out for mercy! How cool is

that! By the way, I'm the host of the show so that explains a lot of stuff which I do not want to write. Anyways they get to live in or should I

say forced to live in a pathetic campsite with old bunk beds. Perhaps I can help make things more interesting, hmm say bugs in the sink? On

the first day of their torture? Nice! Did I mention those competitors are teens? I sure wanna see how they do without their parents! Man I got a

good feeling about this. Oh happy, happy days! I'm considering having three teams on this show. That should spark off some competition, get it?

Ha-ha, oh yeah, I'm so loving this job right now! Now unfortunately comes the part where I have to do some work, like the names of teams and

the hiring of casts. You don't really expect me to test all those challenges do you? About those names; Savage Sharks? Pointy Piranhas? Cuddly

Hamsters?...I may need some time. Write you later!


How was it? Sucked? 3/5 star? Or was it awesome? Any way, please tell me through your much anticipated reviews!