This is pure and utter fluff! I am not sure where my muse was going when I wrote this a few monthes back. I hope you enjoy it and be kind - stroke the muse! R&R! Humble thanks!
Thank you for calling Sarcophagus Rental, Repair and Resale.
We have three levels of sarcophagi; revive only, revive and repair, and the extended life. There are payment plans offered.
The lowest level, the Revival 20, is a popular low-level sarcophagus. It has the interior light, casket lid construction and a rather plain exterior. It is usually made of light pine, but can be upgraded to solid walnut. It can also be stained or painted to match any room. A bottom level beauty costs 2 to 3 Jaffa's. Some of the happy System Lords have been Baal, Sokar and Nerti.
The second level, Emperor's New Clothes 73, repairs damaged wounds and clothing, along with reviving your troops and captives. It is constructed of forged metal and can be engraved for a more distinctive or personal touch. Costing 2 long-range communication devices, this sarcophagus is for those who want a bit of class. A variety of people have bought this model, and have been very satisfied.
The final level, New Life 6000, is a beautiful model any and all System Lords can appreciate. This model has the traditional gold layered and plush interior anyone would expect. It can also be upgraded to include any story told in hieroglyphics and laid over the whole sarcophagus. It also features the patented "fly wing" cover. At 2 Jaffa Armies and 1 Small Territory it is a bit pricier the your average Gou'ald System Lord can afford. You will be on top of the list, and that is always very worth it.
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