Ed boy bebop
By Aaron Bellamy
Prologue
Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd 'n Eddy or Cowboy bebop
Several years have passed since the summer when the show took place. Now the eds are in collage they are walking out of a class
This blows eddy said. Walking with ed and double d I have to do a report on a frog, I not going to use biology anyway said eddy. Well eddy double d said I'm sure you will use sometime in every body's life. Yeah I'd like to see lumpy here to use it said eddy. Looking at ed
"ED! WHATS A FISH DOING IN YOUR EAR"! Yelled eddy. It a bable fish said ed (I'm surprised he even knows what that is) Double d thought "Well" said eddy. "Yeah" said ed. "GET IT OUT" said eddy while pulling out the fish. The fish started to glow. What the hell eddy said to him self.
NO EDDY I NEED THAT FISH TO UNDERSTAND MUTANT LANGUE! "ed, shut up yelled eddy. "Eddy said double d I want to study that fish, its unusual for it to glow like that. Ok sock head. Eddy gave the fish to double d
"Um ed what's a bable fish" eddy asked "eddy its um" I can answer that double d interrupted ed. In the book hich...AHHHHH. suddenly eddy kicked double d up into the air. "Eddy why did you kick double d up in the air" asked ed "I had to now lets go back to the dorm"
at the eds dorm
"BUTTER TOAST" yelled ed. "hmmm," that weird double d isn't back yet" said eddy maybe you kicked him so hard you that he is on the planet of gravy men.
"Nah said eddy I didn't kick him that hard". Ed took out a pair of monkey gloves and a Hershey bar and yelled out the window
MONKEY GLOVES AND CHOCOLATE $8.95" ED! that peanut sized brain did something useful for once, said eddy "we will sell all your monkey glove and chocolate for 8.95 then I'll be rich. Suddenly the door opened it was double d all
Beat up and covered with thorns and he was also stinky. "Ewww double d you smell worse than Ed's gym bag". Said eddy.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION AFTER YOU KICKED ME UP IN THE AIR I LANDED IN A CACTUS PACH THEN AFTER I GOT OUT A GUY NAMED JARED II WHO EATS A LOT OF SUBWAY SANDWICHES, AND HIS GANG BEAT ME UP AND HIT ME WITH ED'S GYM BAG A COUPLE OF TIMES WICH HE LEFT OUTSIDE OF BIOLOGY CLASS, Yelled Double d.
Boy, don't take it so hard double d. "sorry eddy I just so pissed off at Jared II right now" Me two double d lets go kick his ass I hate him too" said eddy. "But eddy" not now double d said eddy interrupting double d. all three of them went out of the dorm and head to a local subway
At the subway sandwich
Jared II (who looked exactly like his father at that age) was sitting with three other people about the same age as him and the eds are now. One of them had brown spiky hair with a patch eye (like a pirate) he was wearing a tank top with a leather jacket over it.
The second one had long black hair and had had the same outfit that the patch eye guy had but on the back of his jacket said FUCK YOU really big.
The last one had a square head with a cap on backward with three hairs sticking and a green t-shirt
The eds came in and eddy yelled OK JARED II THIS ENDS HERE. "It looks like nerd linger brought a few goon to help him fight" Jared II said in an evilly way. All of Jared II henchmen look at the eds. KEVIN what are you doing here? Asked eddy looking at the square head guy. Well YOU DORKS BROKE MY BIKE LAST YEAR AND I JOINED THIS GANG TO GET MY REVENGE ON YOU DORKS.
"Can I take care of these retards for you boss" said the guy with the black long hair.
"No Kyle" said Jared II "what about me said the patch eye guy" no jay, said Jared II we'll do it together.
They all got up from there seats and were in a row having there fist up". "ok", said eddy, "we'll make them wish they were never been born".
Five minute later......
The eds were all piled up in a corner beat up and wedgied over there heads.
"That's what you get for messing with us" said Jared II. Suddenly Jay reached into double d's pocket and pulled out the glowing fish then slapped them with it a few times then on the last time he slapped them with the fish the eds disappeared.
When Eddy woke up he noticed that he was in a abandoned subway (the sandwich place)
Wake up double d," eddy said. "eddy what is it" said double d with his eyes still closed. "I duno its weird wake up. Said eddy. Double d woke up. "where are we " Said double d. "it looks like a dumb" said eddy while walking outside. Eddy and double d went outside "man it a biger dump then inside what happened anyway asked eddy. Suddenly ed came outside yelling "GRAVEY, GRAVEY". Maybe I should check the paper" said double d.
Double d went to a newspaper machine and looked in the widow and said "oh my" what is it, "said eddy "look at date of this newspaper" said double d. eddy looks at the paper "WHAT" yelled eddy the year is 2074. "this must be when the aliens have taken over the planet. Said ed".
"For once ed maybe right said eddy" "no, aliens have not taken over the world" said a bald man with a robotic arm. "Who are you?" asked eddy "my name is Jet Black I used to be a bounty hunter," I saw you guys drop in from out of no were in the abandoned subway.
Well we're from the past and do you know a way to get back. Said double d "No I don't know how to get you back to the past but you should become bounty hunters while you're up here. Any body can do it and you get lots of money." Said jet.
Ok but were do we start said eddy well you need a space ship for travel, I'll give you the Bebop" they followed jet to the Bebop. "By the way what are your names." "I am Ed" said Ed. I'm edd but every body calls me double d since my name has two ds.
"That funny I used to know someone named ed ". they got to the bebop. "well there she is the bebop" said Jet. "May I ask why are you giving this to us?" asked double d. "the reason why I'm giving this to you is that I too rich" said Jet. "Too rich"? said eddy. How can you be too rich? Well when my friend spike died 3 year ago". Said Jet "it seemed that all the criminals where easy to catch". Me and Faye were in the money, well she blew all of her dough at the casino.
Come on in I'll show you around Jet showed the eds around the ship. "Your arm is so cool" said ed looking at Jet's robotic arm "it looks like the robot's arm in "I turn into a robo daddy the version that snoop dog made" said ed
Then Jet told about the looking up bounties on the computer and about woolong. "Ok then I think I get it now" said eddy. Oh and one more thing said Jet. "what" said eddy I also want to give you this said Jet while taking the eds to the deck . this is the sword fish II any of you guy know how to ride this" oo oo oo I know I know. Said ed. "Ed shut up, you don't". ok then answer me this do any of you know how to ride a motorcycle. "Eddy does." said double d. "ok then eddy you be the pilot" said Jet. but what does this have to do whether I know how to ride a motorcycle"? said eddy
"Its pretty much the same thing except you lean forward to go down and up to lean back" said Jet
"Well I think my work here is done" said Jet "see ya" the eds headed for mars
see you space cowboy boy....... ed
preview of next chap.
Edd: on our next session...
Eddy: hey who said you could do the preview
Edd: its rude to interrupt, eddy
Edd ok then you tell us what the next sessions about
Eddy : ok Eddy: on our next session we try to take out our first bounty
Which is this big fat guy with a stupid hair cut
Anyway the next session called....
Ed: buttered toast blues
Eddy: how did you know
Ed: cuz buttered toast is blues
Edd: no it is not ed
By Aaron Bellamy
Prologue
Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd 'n Eddy or Cowboy bebop
Several years have passed since the summer when the show took place. Now the eds are in collage they are walking out of a class
This blows eddy said. Walking with ed and double d I have to do a report on a frog, I not going to use biology anyway said eddy. Well eddy double d said I'm sure you will use sometime in every body's life. Yeah I'd like to see lumpy here to use it said eddy. Looking at ed
"ED! WHATS A FISH DOING IN YOUR EAR"! Yelled eddy. It a bable fish said ed (I'm surprised he even knows what that is) Double d thought "Well" said eddy. "Yeah" said ed. "GET IT OUT" said eddy while pulling out the fish. The fish started to glow. What the hell eddy said to him self.
NO EDDY I NEED THAT FISH TO UNDERSTAND MUTANT LANGUE! "ed, shut up yelled eddy. "Eddy said double d I want to study that fish, its unusual for it to glow like that. Ok sock head. Eddy gave the fish to double d
"Um ed what's a bable fish" eddy asked "eddy its um" I can answer that double d interrupted ed. In the book hich...AHHHHH. suddenly eddy kicked double d up into the air. "Eddy why did you kick double d up in the air" asked ed "I had to now lets go back to the dorm"
at the eds dorm
"BUTTER TOAST" yelled ed. "hmmm," that weird double d isn't back yet" said eddy maybe you kicked him so hard you that he is on the planet of gravy men.
"Nah said eddy I didn't kick him that hard". Ed took out a pair of monkey gloves and a Hershey bar and yelled out the window
MONKEY GLOVES AND CHOCOLATE $8.95" ED! that peanut sized brain did something useful for once, said eddy "we will sell all your monkey glove and chocolate for 8.95 then I'll be rich. Suddenly the door opened it was double d all
Beat up and covered with thorns and he was also stinky. "Ewww double d you smell worse than Ed's gym bag". Said eddy.
FOR YOUR INFORMATION AFTER YOU KICKED ME UP IN THE AIR I LANDED IN A CACTUS PACH THEN AFTER I GOT OUT A GUY NAMED JARED II WHO EATS A LOT OF SUBWAY SANDWICHES, AND HIS GANG BEAT ME UP AND HIT ME WITH ED'S GYM BAG A COUPLE OF TIMES WICH HE LEFT OUTSIDE OF BIOLOGY CLASS, Yelled Double d.
Boy, don't take it so hard double d. "sorry eddy I just so pissed off at Jared II right now" Me two double d lets go kick his ass I hate him too" said eddy. "But eddy" not now double d said eddy interrupting double d. all three of them went out of the dorm and head to a local subway
At the subway sandwich
Jared II (who looked exactly like his father at that age) was sitting with three other people about the same age as him and the eds are now. One of them had brown spiky hair with a patch eye (like a pirate) he was wearing a tank top with a leather jacket over it.
The second one had long black hair and had had the same outfit that the patch eye guy had but on the back of his jacket said FUCK YOU really big.
The last one had a square head with a cap on backward with three hairs sticking and a green t-shirt
The eds came in and eddy yelled OK JARED II THIS ENDS HERE. "It looks like nerd linger brought a few goon to help him fight" Jared II said in an evilly way. All of Jared II henchmen look at the eds. KEVIN what are you doing here? Asked eddy looking at the square head guy. Well YOU DORKS BROKE MY BIKE LAST YEAR AND I JOINED THIS GANG TO GET MY REVENGE ON YOU DORKS.
"Can I take care of these retards for you boss" said the guy with the black long hair.
"No Kyle" said Jared II "what about me said the patch eye guy" no jay, said Jared II we'll do it together.
They all got up from there seats and were in a row having there fist up". "ok", said eddy, "we'll make them wish they were never been born".
Five minute later......
The eds were all piled up in a corner beat up and wedgied over there heads.
"That's what you get for messing with us" said Jared II. Suddenly Jay reached into double d's pocket and pulled out the glowing fish then slapped them with it a few times then on the last time he slapped them with the fish the eds disappeared.
When Eddy woke up he noticed that he was in a abandoned subway (the sandwich place)
Wake up double d," eddy said. "eddy what is it" said double d with his eyes still closed. "I duno its weird wake up. Said eddy. Double d woke up. "where are we " Said double d. "it looks like a dumb" said eddy while walking outside. Eddy and double d went outside "man it a biger dump then inside what happened anyway asked eddy. Suddenly ed came outside yelling "GRAVEY, GRAVEY". Maybe I should check the paper" said double d.
Double d went to a newspaper machine and looked in the widow and said "oh my" what is it, "said eddy "look at date of this newspaper" said double d. eddy looks at the paper "WHAT" yelled eddy the year is 2074. "this must be when the aliens have taken over the planet. Said ed".
"For once ed maybe right said eddy" "no, aliens have not taken over the world" said a bald man with a robotic arm. "Who are you?" asked eddy "my name is Jet Black I used to be a bounty hunter," I saw you guys drop in from out of no were in the abandoned subway.
Well we're from the past and do you know a way to get back. Said double d "No I don't know how to get you back to the past but you should become bounty hunters while you're up here. Any body can do it and you get lots of money." Said jet.
Ok but were do we start said eddy well you need a space ship for travel, I'll give you the Bebop" they followed jet to the Bebop. "By the way what are your names." "I am Ed" said Ed. I'm edd but every body calls me double d since my name has two ds.
"That funny I used to know someone named ed ". they got to the bebop. "well there she is the bebop" said Jet. "May I ask why are you giving this to us?" asked double d. "the reason why I'm giving this to you is that I too rich" said Jet. "Too rich"? said eddy. How can you be too rich? Well when my friend spike died 3 year ago". Said Jet "it seemed that all the criminals where easy to catch". Me and Faye were in the money, well she blew all of her dough at the casino.
Come on in I'll show you around Jet showed the eds around the ship. "Your arm is so cool" said ed looking at Jet's robotic arm "it looks like the robot's arm in "I turn into a robo daddy the version that snoop dog made" said ed
Then Jet told about the looking up bounties on the computer and about woolong. "Ok then I think I get it now" said eddy. Oh and one more thing said Jet. "what" said eddy I also want to give you this said Jet while taking the eds to the deck . this is the sword fish II any of you guy know how to ride this" oo oo oo I know I know. Said ed. "Ed shut up, you don't". ok then answer me this do any of you know how to ride a motorcycle. "Eddy does." said double d. "ok then eddy you be the pilot" said Jet. but what does this have to do whether I know how to ride a motorcycle"? said eddy
"Its pretty much the same thing except you lean forward to go down and up to lean back" said Jet
"Well I think my work here is done" said Jet "see ya" the eds headed for mars
see you space cowboy boy....... ed
preview of next chap.
Edd: on our next session...
Eddy: hey who said you could do the preview
Edd: its rude to interrupt, eddy
Edd ok then you tell us what the next sessions about
Eddy : ok Eddy: on our next session we try to take out our first bounty
Which is this big fat guy with a stupid hair cut
Anyway the next session called....
Ed: buttered toast blues
Eddy: how did you know
Ed: cuz buttered toast is blues
Edd: no it is not ed
