DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF THE SONGS IN MY STORIES!
(It Suck's To Be Me-Avenue Q)
Konan: Morning Pein!
Pein: Hi Konan-koi
Konan: How's life?
Pein: Crappy
Konan: What's wrong now?
Pein: The guys still won't listen to me.
Konan: Aw, it's okay.
Pein: No it's not! I mean, look at me! I'm the god of the Rain Village and I always thought-
Konan: Yes?
Pein: No, it sounds unreasonable.
Konan: Come on! yuo can tell me!
Pein: Well, when we were homeless, I thought I would be-
Konan: What?
Pein: the center of the earth, it revolves around me!
Konan: (laughs)
Pein: But now I'm "Leader-sama" and as you can see-, I'm not!
Konan: Nope!
Pein: Oh, well!
Konan: Oh well,
Pein: It sucks to be me!
Konan: No...
Pein: It sucks to be me!
Konan: No.....
Pein: It sucks to be dejected and second best, it not being about me! It sucks to be me!
Konan: You think your life sucks!
Pein: Yup, pretty much!
Konan: You're problems aren't so bad!
Konan: I'm really pretty, and pretty damn smart!
Pein: Yup!
Konan: I'm surrounded by men wherever I walk!
Pein: Wait, what?!
Konan: So why~ don't I have a caring boyfriend! (BEEP!) It sucks to be me!
Pein: I thought I was your boyfriend! T:,:T
Konan: It sucks to be me!
Pein: It sucks to be Pein-
Konan: and Konan
Pein: To not have power-
Konan:To not have a decent date!
Both: It sucks to be me!
(Arguing in the backround)
Pein: Hey! Kakuzu, Hidan, can you solve something for us?
Kakuzu: Um, sure sunny
Konan: Who's life sucks more, Brian's or mine?
Both: OURS!
Kakuzu: We are partners-
Hidan: We are as (BEEPING) close as they get.
Kakuzu: We have been at eachother's throats-
Hidan: ever since the day we met!
Kakuzu: So he knows every way to make me completly UPSET!
Hidan: (BEEP) WHAT?!
Kakuzu: Oh, everyday is an aggrivation-
Hidan: Oh come on that's a (BEEPING) exaggeration!
Kakuzu: You leave your sacrifices out, you leave blood on the chairs.
Hidan: Oh yeah? You do (BEEPING) asshole thing likes stitching your (BEEPING) underwear!
Kakuzu: You make this very small base that we share~ a HELL!
Hidan: So do (BEEPING) you! That's why I'm, in (BEEPING) hell too!
Kakuzu: It sucks to be me!
Hidan: It sucks to be me!
Konan: It sucks to be me!
Pein: It sucks to be me!
All: Is there anybody here that it doesn't suck to be?! It sucks to be me!
(Sing up a scale twice)
Itachi: Why are you idiots so happy?
Hidan: Because our (BEEPING) lives suck!
Itachi: You think YOUR lives suck? Am I hearing correctly? Hn.
Itachi: I join Akatsuki, for opportunities!
Itachi: Tried to work in a Chinese industry, but I speak Japanese!
Itachi: But with the Sharingan I killed my whole family~ and my best friend!
Itachi: My brother wants to kill me!
Itachi: But he's still too weak!
Itachi: And I have a shark for a boyfriend!
Itachi: And we get lots of missions to go do!
Itachi: It sucks to be me! It sucks to be me!
Itachi: I say it Sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucka-sucks! It sucks to be me!
Tobi: Hi there guys!
Hidan: (BEEPING) shit...
Tobi: Tobi is looking for his senpai's scope!
Itachi: (sigh) why did you lose it this time?
Tobi: Well, Tobi looked all over the base, but Tobi couldn't find it anywhere. But Tobi thinks its here-Hey looka butterfly! (chases)
Pein: That boy's an idiot...
Tobi: Thank you leader-sama!
Pein: Hey! Kisame!
Kisame: I'm coming! I'm coming!
Tobi: Oh my god! It's a shark-man!
Itachi: Hey! :(
Kisame: Yup! I'm a shrk-man, not from under the sea! I got a boyfriend, who is hot indeed!
Itachi: ^///////.\\\\\\\\^
Kisame: But now I'm ugly, and the butt of everyone's jokes! But I"m here -the brute force- of Akatsuki!
All: It sucks to be you!
Konan: You win!
All: It sucks to be you!
Pein: I feel better now!
Kisame: Try having people stop you and ask, "what the HELL are you?!". It get's old.
All: It sucks to be you!
In Akatsuki!
In Akatsuki!
In Akatsuki!
But now that we're together
we're together!
At Akatsuki!
We work in Akatsuki!
Some enemies do too!
'Til we get our lives straight,
We are in Akatsuki!
Tobi: That's for sure!
All: We work in Akatsuki!
Hidan: Go kick him (BEEPING) out now!
All: We work in Akatsuki!
Kisame: Bye Tobi! (kicks out door)
All: Welcome to Akatsuki!
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AU: so you like??? please tell me what song to do next!!!!!!!
