Sorry I haven't updated my writing in awhile we'll be taking midterms, but speaking of midterms I just had to do this tdi/tda parody on when you are taking an exam. Thank you so much TrueJackVP408 because I found this on her profile so lets give her a round of applause. Oh btw she has great stories so check them out.
Disclaimer: I do not own the total drama series or its characters.
Warning: this is meant for entertainment don't actually do this unless you want to fail your exam.
Things to do when you have an exam…
1. Lindsay walked into the classroom and noticed a folder written in bold print Exam. She gasped and ran out screaming "Taylor! Taylor, I've got the secret documents."
2. Lindsay was looking confused at her exam "Hmmm… wrote the Declaration of Independence again? Lets see A. is George Washington B. Is Thomas Jefferson and C. is Robert Kennedy. I think it's C." The teacher was getting annoyed "Lindsay shut up and stop reading the questions out loud." Lindsay gasped and yelled out "I'm SOO sure that you can hear me thinking."
3. Cody was sitting in the exam room with a bunch of people with stressed out, confused, or know it all faces on while he was doing something more sufficient and controversial… he had his tongue sticked out on the side while playing Game Boy with the sound all the way up.
4. Justin looked at his math test disgusted "Um sorry, but I refuse to take this test because it could cause conflict with my beauty and modeling career… math is for ugly people."
5. Izzy ran into the exam room looking frantic and frenzied "Sorry, but they have found me I must leave this country and change my name." You can see a helicopter outside from the window and a light that shined in to the room. "Izzy we know you are in there." Izzy punched her fist up in the air and shouted "You'll never take me alive" as she dashed out of the room.
6. 15 min. into the exam Geoff stand on his desk and shouted "Merry Christmas dudes" as he ripped his exam into confetti. Than he realized what he did sat back down and asked "Uh.. Mrs. Teacher person… can I have another test?"
7. Harold walked into the exam room with pajamas and teddy bear slippers on. Everyone started laughing "This isn't a dream is it?"
8. Tyler kept on coughing and sneezing "Sorry teacher I think I'm sick" "Um maybe you should take the exam another day."
9. Duncan was throwing things like crumpled papers at the teachers head. The teacher snapped their head around annoyed. Duncan passes the crumpled paper to Harold. "Harold stop being so annoying and throwing stuff some of us are trying to take a test." "What?! It wasn't me and trying? You never try. Gosh idiots."
10. The instructor passes out the exam. Owen's stomach grumbled. Hmm I wonder… he thought. He stuffed the exam in his mouth and started eating it
11. "Hmm.." Lindsay picked up all her things and moved to another seat…again this has been happening at least every 5 minutes. The teacher questioned her. "I'm trying to get a seat with the best window view since I'm the prettiest."
12. Noah walks up with his exam in his hand 30 min. into it. "Noah you can't ask questions during the exam." Noah rolled his eyes " Why would I need to ask questions I'm already done it was so easy a monkey could take it." He walks out. "Hey Noah you got out already how was the exam." "It was so easy it was almost sad."
13. 20 minutes into the exam… Heather slammed the papers violently on the desk "This is so stupid you can not make me take this" She walked out of the room with a triumphant look on her face
14. Outside the classroom there was a protest lead by Bridgette, with her yelling into megaphone things like "Homework and exams kills trees." With some people circling around her with petition and picket fence signs.
15. Geoff looked kind of loopy and out of it in the middle of the test he was in a fettle position crying for his mom
16. Good tip: suck up to the teacher b4 exams Heather skipped into the exam room "Hey Chris you look cute today very sharp." "Thank you Heather, I know. For that you get a point extra credit."
17. A random person came into the exam room with a black cloak on putting a white mask on every 5 minutes saying "I'm here the phantom of the opera." Eventually they got kicked out… who was this person? I have no clue
18. So people's exams when they had no clue what the answer was, but they wanted to make it sound like they did or they were smart:
63.3(4x)5
x= pi
Explain photosynthesis:
It's the history of photography and what the equation is for getting a perfect snap shot.-Justin
Photosynthesis can relate to people because we all need sunlight to live and we as heterotrophs can get food from it like sugar which we all like.- various people who couldn't figure out the answer like Katie and Sadie, Cody, ect.
2.3= Boom! Boom!-explosivo
19. "Hey dudes" shouted Geoff standing on the desk once again "Since were all probably stressed out about the exam lets do the wave. Woo hoo!"
20. Beth brought in a small tiki decoration like thing and put it on her desk praying to it once and awhile
21. Eva was in a bad mood today+exam= destroyed room; desks and chairs destroyed and thrown and papers really anything she could get her hands on
22. "Ugh" moaned Kaite. "What's wrong Katie" asked Sadie "I don't feel good" "No way neither do I." "Eeeek isn't it so cool how we both feel the same way were totally bfffl's" "Eeeek like totally!" They threw up in there exam booklets "Ew okay that was gross" "Hey, but isn't that funny how we both threw up at the same time" "Oh my gosh totally" They handed in there tests and walked out of the room squealing.
23. Owen had learned his lesson… never go anywhere without a snack especially an exam because the teacher won't like it if you eat there exam apparently. So he brought 6 packages of rice cakes. He stuffed two into his mouth, chewed, and coughed repeatedly sometimes.
24. 5 minutes into the exam Lindsay blurted out "I don't get Any of this I've been to like every lecture and wears the other guy isn't he usually taller… what's his name like Chip or something?"
25. Sometimes teachers need help understanding words…
Explain the three parts to the Declaration of Independence:
Erg geh tyeh. Ni qo hen Declartaion Thomas balh ghoahj nvinpavn. Dian ying. Vani. Aghjo gjajg. Finally I conclude that ecnednepednI. Ghpan a. hioanh;aklgjkqbujhgbiuq. BIGBI igb- Izzy
26. Duncan turned in his exam with the answers in black marker blacked out.
27. Lindsay kept clapping rapidly every couple of minutes. "Lindsay what are you doing it's very distracting." "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. Duh!" Noah rolled his eyes "Apparently that light bulb burned out awhile ago."
28. Okay I made this one up: When you want a good grade you can always threaten or bribe. "If I don't get a good grade on this I'm calling my lawyers" Courtney said pulling out her PDA.
29. When the exams began Trent started humming the jeopardy song…eventually he got kicked out. While he left he started humming "I wanna be famous."
30. Before the exam… Trent kept counting to nine repeatedly
31. The instructor passes out the exams. Duncan lazily raises his hand. The teacher sighs "Yes Duncan?" "What's the answer for the first question?" "I can't tell you that you have to find out on your own you should've been studying." "What? You're trying to say that you don't know the question? You probably just copied this exam from one of those booklet things." "Ugh" The teacher slaps there forehead. "Offcourse I know the answer I didn't photocopy it I made it! I can't give you the answer besides you should know this if you studied it should be common sense!" "Oh, so that's what the pamphlet by Thomas Paine was called thanks teach." The teacher realized they gave away the answer and covered there mouth. Everyone started filling out that answer.
32. Katie was in the middle of taking her test when her friend Sadie came in the room and tagged her hand. Sadie sat in her seat and resumed taking the test for her. Chef was filling in for the teacher today. "What the heck is going on maggot!" "It's called tag team testing" said Sadie. Katie squealed "I hear all the celebrites are doing it." Sadie shook her head. "Katie celebrities are homeschooled." "Nah uh, not Dakota Fanning." They continued with this dispute
33. Duncan brought cheat sheets to class except it wasn't for this class he stapled it on the board and then the teacher kicked him out for him to take the test in the dean's office. One thing though was that the teacher forgot to take the notes of the board. Lindsay- the area= Bunker Hill
34. Duncan takes the test from Harold "Hey! You're not going to cheat off of me!" Duncan held him back "Okay people lets double check the answers number one is D. number to is B. number three is A…"
35. D.J. was in slightly in tears "Um DJ you okay?" asked the teacher. "Yeah it's just that question 20. moved me deeply." Question: If a bunny if having a party and he wants to have at least five carrots for each bunny and 26 bunnies are coming how many carrots will he need to buy?
36. 30 minutes into the exam Ezekiel jumped up on the desk shouting "What? I'm on my way." He instantaneously spin around and had a super man outfit on stricking a pose as he left
37. When the exam was over about half of the people filled out the scantron in black pen
38. Duncan released a giant cockroach on Courtney's desk. She screamed and jumped into Duncan's arms Duncan raised an eye brow and had on his signature smirk
39. Name: yzzi
What is the process where plants capture sunlight to make food?
Sisehtnysotohp
40. Cody brought a pencil with a sharp point it kept breaking and he kept on having to sharpen it every 5 minutes. "Dang it not again"
41. Owen's stomach started growling. People started to stare. Owen laughed nervously. "Guys stop making weird noises."
42. Tyler though he would fail the test. He came in dressed as Chris. "You look great today Tyler not as great as muy offcourse, but point extra credit."
43. Duncan walked into the room annoyed and furious wearing a hot pink dress. He grumbled "Stupid Dare!"
44. "here you might need this" Gwen said give the teacher an invisible ink pen with the light on so you could see the answers. When the teacher questioned her she simply said "I refuse to be predictable."
45. Three catering carts came in the room. Owen licked his lips and rubbed his hand together. "Finally I'm starving!" "Owen what's going on!" "I ordered catering… Oh sorry where's my manners want some do you like orange duck?"
There you go folks… idk if I should make this into a series or not. I was thinking maybe like doing the check it out girls or things to do in an elevator, but I can't find that list. Maybe I'll make it up idk.
