Author's note:
Ah hell, this is for the Dib fans out there
Anyone who read Gir's strange little encounters will love this!
It's done in the same style... Only a bit stranger,
Plz don't complain about mistypes, it's a little hard to type with one hand, and my spelling sux. Please R&R

I do not own Invader Zim or fig newtons
or any of the other crap in here

Dib won't get hurt or killed, so rest easy... Maybe, Warning never play the Haunting from Sega and watch Invader Zim before bed, I did and I suffered.

Paranormal Misfits

Dib was watching an all new mystirous mysterys, when he heard some weird chants
coming from a box of fig newtons, he crawled over and peeked inside the box.
Inside the newtons all had little horns and were prancing around a sacrifice of
popcorn. Dib sat there blankly, then one of the little deamons saw him and began hissing, then all of them were hissing. The fig newtons called for their steeds...
Marshmellow peeps, and began to chase Dib around the house throwing dagger seeds,
Dib took refuge under the trash can, the sound of the seeds hitting the trash can was the only thing Dib heard for five minutes straight.

Dib peered out from under the trash can, he saw the tribe of little deamon figs had set up a camps in the sink. Dib crawled out from under the basket then out of nowhere a loud dolphin sounding screech riped through the house, and broke all the windows. Dib saw the culprit behind all of this, A bannana, It looked down at Dib and screeched again only really fast this time. Dib pounced on it poped it in the microwave and blew it up.

The Fig campsite didn't wake up, that is until a mouse came and sneezed by them. The figs bounced up and charged at Dib, who amazingly, jumped and clung to the wall light, the Figs were preparing to sacrifice Dib.
Now they just had to get him down from there.

Dib managed to escape by waiting until they had fallen asleep again then slipping past them, He made a bee line right for the stairs when he heard
the the lamps and just about every other damn thing in the house saying "kill Dib" over and over and over again. Something was possesing the house, Badly.

Hiding in Gaz's room was something Dib would regret the rest of his life,
his room was the worst place that wanted to kill him, Gaz's room;However,
Was the only place in the house that was normal, she must be scary enough to make anything cower before her. Dib didn't blame them... Gaz was one of the few that was blessed by the allmighty powerful gaming god,
The God box himself (My guess about the Game Slave 2 episode)

Dib was hunting down something to fight back the house with, the most he found were pictures showing the many ways Gaz would like to see him die.
Dib opened the closet and found a full arsenal, Gaz was more demented then he thought. Dib grabed the shotgun that read "reserved for Iggans"
He loaded it and marched out to find out what did this.

After much searching and alot of bangs, he found what was behind this, and it was in the attic. Dib shot the ladder and killed it and made his way up the dreaded attic of doom.
Upon ariving, he met with the evilest of evils... Maybe


Dib found the Broccoli King (Dum Dum Dum) He was the evil creature
that had possesed him home into hateing him. Dib took aim with the shotgun, finger ready to pull the trigger, when out of nowhere Gir came dumped a vat of Cheese on the evil vegetable and with one quick chomp
the Broccoli King was no more.

The End

I think...
I know it's short
But I can only keep this up for so long!

Plz R&R