Hi everybody!

So, I was bored the other day and I thought to myself, "Hey, Hannah, you haven't written any drabbles yet! So, why not? You are bored, after all..." And here I am. I'm gonna update this at the end of every month - well, I'll TRY to - with 4 drabbles, with a new pairing each time. This month is Dramione, so... Yeah.

The first Drabble is very angsty, and is in Ron's POV. The rest are humorous. (I hope!) Oh, and I taken Hermione's first line from the second Drabble from a picture I found on the internet. :)

And, yes. All of them are 100 words each. EXACTLY. Including the stage direction thingys.

Enjoy! See you at the end!...


-***-***-***- 1

They had been dancing around each other for weeks.

She cast stolen glances at him through lowered eyelashes. He would openly stare at her. Of course, no one would dare question him - he was a Malfoy, after all.

He would stare into space in class, only to lose points. She would sigh longingly into her books. Of course, no one would bother questioning her - she was the 'brightest witch of the age', after all.

And every day, I would watch them. I felt it my was duty to look after my best friend, after all.

My 'Mione.

My love.

Gone.

-***-***-***- 2

"'Mione, I've got a cold... My nose is running, I'm - ACHOO! - sneezing everywhere, and I feel terrible! ... Help?..."

"Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I've just laid an egg and now my body is violently ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue, Malfoy?"

"Jeez, Hermione, I just asked... I'll go to Pomfrey for a Pepper-Up potion, shall I?"

(*A slam of a door was heard before a loud crash*)

**10 minutes later**

"Honey, I'm home!"

"Draco! I'm so, so, so, so, SO sorry for yelling at you earlier!"

"...Huh?"

-***-***-***- 3

"Ronald, you.. You... Pig-headed, arrogant, jealous excuse of a human being! Get out of my sight!"

*A slam followed by a indignant shriek*

"My dear, no need to take your anger out on me!"

**5 minutes later**

"Draco, get out of my way! I'm not in the mood right now!"

"OUCH! Your fist hurts, you know!"

**Another 5 minutes**

"Miss Granger."

"Professor Snape."

"What are you doing out of your common room?"

"Oh, I was just..."

*Loud sobbing*

"Miss Granger! Stop this at once!"

"B-but, Professor!..."

"Boy problems?"

"Huh?... Yeah. How did you know?"

"I have my ways..."

-***-***-***- 4

"Out of my way, mudblood!"

"Um, how about no?"

"Well, you will. Because I am a Malfoy."

"Point being?..."

"YOU WILL DO AS I SAY, BECAUSE I AM A MALFOY!"

"Two things: One, I don't care whether you are a Malfoy or not. You are really annoying either way. And two, I can't because you pushed me into a sprig of mistletoe. And now I have to kiss you."

"Hmmm... Fine by me..."

**10 minutes later**

"Eeeeewwwwww! Why are you snogging the ferret, Hermione?!"

"Well, Weasley, when a man and a woman love each other..."

"Don't continue that sentence, please..."


Sooo... How did it to? Tell me in a review, thank you for reading and WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE NEXT MONTH?

- Lolerator