Addie: I thought I'd try something different from my usual Anime stuff.

Seto: Why is there an F-22 in your yard?

Addie: Someone from the air force base needed to land?

Seto: Right, Heero get the Gundam!

Addie: Wait, that's… KYAAAA STARSCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: While she fan girls out over the Decepticon, I'd like to say she doesn't own anything.

Seeker's Little Curse


Starscream glared at the ceiling willing it to collapse on him. He didn't want to deal with what was happening. "Why did this have to start now?" he whispered. He rolled over on his berth to try and ease the tension in his body. He gasped a little as his wings twitched. He had been like this for the last few Earth days and his systems were overheated. He would give anything for a way to cool down.

Hook had ordered him to stay in his room at the Seekers' quarters. Megatron could be heard raging from the throne room and the Seeker whimpered. It would not be long before he came looking for him. "I need him," he whispered. Loud thunderous footfalls could be heard and Starscream could hear Megatron arguing with Hook. His door slide open and Megatron walked in. "Starscream, why have you disobeyed me again?" he asked.

"I ordered Commander Starscream to stay put," Hook told him. "His systems are overheated and I don't understand why." Thundercracker and Skywarp peeked in at their leader and grinned. "Screamer, are your wings really sensitive and do you feel the need to jump anyone?" Warp asked. Starscream glared at him and threw a light at his head. "Shut up!" Star yelled. He tried to move away only for Megatron to place his servo on Star's hip and he let out a strangled moan.

"So, in short, Starscream is ready to bear the sparklings of his Bondmate," TC told them. "But since he doesn't have a mate, Screamer is making himself miserable because he won't let his pride go and ask for his chosen's attention." Starscream was about to prove how rightly named he was when Megatron pushed him down on the berth and glared the other seekers. "I want answers," he yelled. 'and the name of the Bot or Con who dare claim that is mine.'

Starscream felt coolant building in his optics and he let out a loud screeching wail before running out the door. Thundercracker and Skywarp ran after their thrine leader and Hook glared at his lord. "You've really messed up now," was all he said. Megatron felt the hinges on his jaw let go as the rest of his crew/ army left him.


Optimus Prime, the Autobots, and their human friends were watching horror movies. Sam was hugging Mikaela close as the murderer killed the main boy character. Bumblebee had curled up into Optimus' side whimpering as another girl died. The female Autobots glared daggers into Bee's quivering form. Ironhide and Ratecht sighed as Optimus stared at the screen only flinching went someone died.

Sam looked over at his friend and snickered. "Hey, Bee, you're not scared, are your?" he asked. Bee shook his head and Sam grinned. "Me neither," he told him. Mikaela rolled her eyes and grinned as Optimus subconsciously drew Bee closer. Before the Main girl character ran for her life, a loud screeching wail scared the group into hiding. Optimus and Bee looked from behind an overturned table to see Starscream standing in the middle of the room sniffling.

Bee titled his head and Sam stared in shock. "Why are you here?" Optimus asked. "More so, how did you find us?" "Would you believe that you and your brother's energy sigs are really easy for me to find?" Star asked. Optimus gave him a pointed look and Bee latched onto his leaders arm. "I have my own Mech, thank you!" the seeker hissed. "Even if that Mech's more hard headed than diamonds."

The Autobots watched as the Air commander sank to the ground and started his wailing. Ratchet walked over to Starscream and placed his servo on his helm. "How did you even fly from your base to here?" he asked. "Your body's ready to carry or is carrying a sparkling and you're flying around like an idiot! Optimus, go call your brother and tell him we have his bondmate." Upon hearing "bondmate", Starscream let out an even louder wail.

"I'm guessing they're not bonded," Mudflap said, his twin standing next to him. "Let's try to get him to calm," Optimus said. "Bumblebee, you will stay with Starscream until I beat some sense into my brother." Bee gave a sigh before helping the seeker to his room. Sam and Mikaela followed them and Bee shut the door after them. "How, much of a dumb-aft is Megs being?" he asked.

Starscream felt his jaw drop at what he heard and Sam huffed. "Why is it you talk when Optimus isn't around?" he asked. "Because me not talking gets his attention," bee told them. "He and his brother have more in common than they want to believe. I went through this last month and I just stayed at Sam's until I felt like I could walk up to Optimus and not, as humans say, jump his bones."

Optimus pressed his audio sensor to the door to try and hear the voice of his little mech when he heard someone clear their throat. "You know, you're hurting him," Ratchet said. "It won't be long before they get tired of the way you and your brother treat them." "I have no idea what you're talking about," he told him. "And the boy running around with, what we think are, Megatron's younglings isn't yours," the medic snapped. "What are you talking about? That boy is human and can't possibly be mine…"

"Look, Optimus, I know you're not as old you want us to think," Ratchet said, "and I know you're not stupid. For all we know those younglings could have found a better way of hiding among the humans." Optimus shook his helm and sighed. Those kids were human, but something about the blue haired one that made his spark ache. "Hey, Bee, why don't we pull up a vid of the Cyber-Bots?" Optimus heard Sam. "Maybe they can make Starry laugh!"

Inside the room Starscream felt his face plates heating up, no one had called him any other nickname, but "Screamer". "Is this a human thing?" he asked. Bee pulled up the file and pressed play. The first thing Star noticed is that each of the humans was dressed in an altered form of the way he, Megatron, Optimus Prime, and Bumblebee looked. The boy with the base reminded him of Megatron. His choppy black hair hung around his red eyes. His clothes were black with a purple belts, glove and crystal earrings.

The girl singing reminded him of himself as she sang out her hunting song. Her violet-red eyes scanned the crowed as if looking for someone. Her blue skirt danced around as she moved. Her red hair swinging wildly with her movements. The boy next to her was a human copy of Optimus Prime. Blue hair tipped with red shaded sky blue eyes and a red choker circled his neck. His jacket and jeans were mostly blue with red flames and yellow stripes.

"Why do they look like human versions of me, Megatron, and Prime?" Star asked. Bumblebee shrugged, before they heard a soft knock. "Bumblebee, how's our guest?" Optimus asked. 'Please say something.' Bumblebee looked to his leader then to Sam, who glared at him; finally to Ratchet, who held his wrench. 'Damn that wrench,' Bee thought then sighed. "Starscream is adjusting well for being around his enemy."

Ratchet gave him a smile and bee sighed. "It's about time you put those vocal processors to work," Ratchet said. "I remember when you were a youngling and you would not mute! Ha! I still get a kick out of the time you came into my office saying Opt…" "SHUT UP!" Bumblebee yelled. "YOU PROMISED NOT TO MENTION ANY OF THAT!" Ratchet let himself be pushed out of the room and Starscream laughed a little.

"I'm glad you're starting to feel better, Star," Optimus said, "Now, if you excuse me, I have a scout to go pry information out of." With that the humans and Decepticon watched as the Autobot leader walk out of Bee's room. "I sense hot Robot …." Sam put a hand over Mikaela's mouth and sighed. "She walked in on Jazz and Prowl Making out the other day and wasn't grossed out."

"What?" Mikaela asked. "You can only be around a bunch of male robots for so long before your mind goes down dark places."Sam sighed then walked to the door and glared at Optimus. "Don't hurt him," Sam told him. "I don't think Bee could handle it if you broke his heart. He didn't take your 'death' too well." Optimus frowned then turned to try and grab Bee as he walked be, from the shadows. "Slag," he whispered.

"Optimus, you can pound his ass into the wall after he takes me and Mika home," Sam told him. "I'll take them home," Starscream said peeking out of Bee's room. "I think we should let them be, because Bee's heading back into the ever fun need of sparklings." Optimus showed Starscream a pretty birdie. Starscream lowered his hand letting the humans on then returned the favor to him.

After getting out into the on field, Starscream transformed into his jet mode and let a latter down. Sam and Mika climbed in and Star blasted off. "This is so amazing," Mikaela said watching the clouds pass. Starscream Chuckled and Sam gripped his seat tighter. "Ouch! Stop digging your claws into my seats!" Star snapped. "Sorry," Sam told him. Starscream turned to head to Sam's house, for getting about his spark's need.


"Star screaming into the night," a girl sang softly, "calling for a lover." "Sis, why are you still singing?" her brother asked walking over to her. "Because Momma's hurting and we can't do anything to stop it." "Uncle Screamer's fine for now," Another voice called out. "We need to focus on that Mech who's out to kill us. The Autobot and Decepticon talks have been going too well for this to fall apart."

"Well, Prime, what do you suggest we do?" the first boy asked. "We're running out of options." The second boy, Ryuus Prime, began to smirk and "s" shaped object out of his pocket. "Is anyone willing to object to turning our mothers human?" The first boy, Blackstar, began to grin evil and pulled the second into a hug. "My dear cousin, I've been such a great influence on you!" he wailed.

"What do you think, Starshower?" Ryuus asked. "Well, considering that the sons of Optimus Prime and Lord Megatron are plotting to together," Starry said grinning. "This plan is bound to make something fun happen."


Addie: Okay Like I said I'm trying something new and it's awesome!

Starscream: Tell me this, Fleshling, HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU TURN ME INTO A SLAGGING HUMAN?!

Addie: Have you been hanging around Bakura?

Starscream: Review so I can kill the femme.

Addie: you can't as long as I have your null rays. Please do review!