Howdy, I wrote this using Drabble Matic, which is basically Mad-Libs. It's fun stuff, made me giggle, just something to make you smile! =)
The Battle For The Keyboard
In a classroom, Claire broke her keyboard. She had been busy with the keyboard for hours and now wanted nothing more than a fluffy cuddle or a glowing massage from her lover Kai.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her bloody Kai appeared at the door, grinning sleepily.
"Put down the keyboard," Kai said sneakily. "Unless you want me to break that keyboard on your heart."
Claire put down the keyboard. She was iridescent. She had never seen Kai so warm before and it made her sweet.
Kai picked up the keyboard, then withdrew a flower from his finger. "Don't be so iridescent," Kai said with a warm grimace. "A chicken bit my arm this morning, and everything became fleshy. Now with this keyboard and this flower I can sneakily rule the world!"
Claire clutched her green arm pointedly. This was her lover, her bloody Kai, now staring at her with a warm finger.
"Fight it!" Claire shouted. "The chicken just wants the keyboard for his own bloody devices! He doesn't love you, not the fluffy way I do!"
Claire could see Kai trembling pointedly. Claire reached out her heart and touched Kai's finger sneakily. She was bloody, so bloody, but she knew only her green love for Kai would break the chicken's spell.
Sure enough, Kai dropped the keyboard with a thunk. "Oh, Claire," he squealed. "I'm so fluffy, can you ever forgive me?"
But Claire had already moved in a classroom. Like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land, she pressed her heart into Kai's finger. And as they fell together in a fleshy fit of love, the keyboard lay on the floor, sweet and forgotten.
