Akatsuki Goes to Canobie Lake Park!
[ Hey Everyone! This is just a lil' drabble I thought of one lovely morning (it was raining xD) a
while ago, and voila, my art that is so much better than Deidara's!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the Akatsuki, neither do I own the OC's of Suzu, Amaya, Irie, or Mitei who belong to my friend DemonMuffinChan, who just kindly allowed me to use them ^-^
For those who don't live in the north eastern part of the U.S, Canobie Lake Park is an amusement park in new Hampshire (I think) which is really fun tah go to ^-^ Speaking of which I believe I am going next week…. Anyways! This drabble is going to be more than one chapter long so please bear with me here.
And so, after my long ramble of talking, disclaimers and information, I now commence Canobie Lake Park with the Akatsuki, to begin! Enjoy! ]
*Kai POV*
"Hey, Pein I wanted to ask yah something!" I said as I walked into his room, bowing slightly before hopping over to his large wooden desk. It was pretty dark in the room that had no windows, so it was hard for me to see our Leader, but even so I could sense where he was by the creepy aura.
I heard him sigh, "What is it, Kai?" some papers shuffled out of the way.
"I've been thinking about this for a little while, and I think the Akatsuki needs a day's vacation!" I chirped happily, even under Pein's quizzical gaze.
"Oh and why do you think this?"
"Weeeeellllllll they've all been working pretty hard lately! And I'm tired of Hidan trying to rip off Kakuzu's door every week looking for his scythe when we all know it's someone else taking it!" I said, my smile still bright and happy on my face.
"…"
"Okay, Would it be alright with you if I brought them all to Canobie lake park for the day!"
Pein stared at me for a long time before resting his face in one of his hands. "If I let you do this will you promise not to disclo— "
"Yeah, yeah don't disclose any information about the Akatsuki, thanks- Pein -you're- the- best- I –love- you -bye!" and on that quick sentence I kissed the leader on the cheek and skipped out of the room, the one eye that was showing was arched happily.
"I'll take it as a yes, hm?" the blonde pyro known as Deidara asked almost the moment I got out of the room.
"Yes ma'am! Get everyone together so I can tell them, we leave tomorrow!" I said cheerily, and then walked off down the hallway mumbling to myself, "now where do I get a bus to take em all in…"
*Kame POV*
After sitting in a room for a whole two hours listening to Hidan rant off about how "pissed" he was that his scythe kept going missing, I was overjoyed when Deidara came through the door telling us to get in the meeting hall for a discussion about something or other.
"Alright we'll be there as soon as I can get albino to shut up," I told Deidara, shutting the door on him and slapping Hidan across the face. "STOP YELLING ALREADY YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!"
"I WONT STOP F*CKING YELLING TILL I FIND MY GOD D*MNED SCYTHE!" Hidan screamed back, shaking me forcefully by the shoulders, rattling the life out of me till I was standing dizzily in the center of the room.
"Oh, and might I add, Kai has special permission from our Leader to do this so if you two aren't there soon it's going straight to those two, hm…" Deidara said, popping his head back in the room for that helpful comment and then zooming straight back out to tell the other members.
I sighed. "If this is Kai's idea then it either involves going to a bar or everyone getting matching tattoo's of a guy's head getting ripped off…." It was true, many times before she had suggested we all do that, even if she herself had only one tattoo of something I didn't know because it was a tramp stamp, and I most certainly wasn't looking there…even if it was already exposed.
"Hey I think that b*tch has it right…Kame, you should try dressing like her!" Hidan inputted with a perverted grin on his face which I quickly slapped off.
"No matter how many times you ask I will not dress like an emo stripper," I replied with a frown.
"…d*mmit," Hidan also frowned, but looked towards the door. That pervy grin was still on his face. "Alright lets f*cking go, maybe I'll get a f*cking good floor seat to – " he was cut off from another slap across the face by yours truly. That pervert!
"No staring up that girl's shorts…but let's go anyways," with that the two of us walked out of the room, and I was sure to lock the door on the way out…I hid the scythe in the room ^-^.
*Yui's POV*
One thing I would not like to wake up to Itachi trying to mangekyou someone for walking in the room without knocking when only moments ago I was happily sleeping on his lap: and what do you know that is just what happened right now!
"WHAT THE HELL, HM? PUT THAT AWAY!" a certain somebody known as Deidara yelled as he ducked his head out of the way so to not look into Itachi's eyes.
"What are you doing Deidara?" Itachi asked coldly as they never really did get along well.
"Report to the meeting hall in five minutes hm, this regards what we're going to do tomorrow…wake up Yui and get going, hm." Deidara said then moved out of the room, leaving me and Itachi alone in it again.
"… Get up, you heard him…" Itachi prodded me calmly, he already knew I had been woken when Deidara barged through the door. Sighing I lifted my head off his lap, yawning and brushed my hair through with my fingers.
"W-wonder what it is…" I thought aloud, looking at the Uchiha now beside me, who just shrugged.
"Something about tomorrow…" he said, way to be informative. Sighing I hopped down off the edge of the bed in one graceful movement and walked over to the door, still shyly smiling in the way I could never help doing.
"Well, come on then!" Without even waiting for my partner I threw open the door and made my way down the hallway all the way to the meeting room where a few people were already lazing around the room. As always, there was the read headed Suzu trying to hold Deidara's hand out of the way so the mouth wouldn't lick her, and grabbing onto his ponytail trying to rip it out...I dont even know why.
Taking up the entire couch was Kame trying to catch up on her 24/7 nap while pushing Hidan away from trying to annoy her, which we all know he annoys us all. Good luck with that nap Kame.
Zetsu was sticking out of the wall, both his black and white side arguing with each other about something that I was too far away to hear, while a depressed looking Takeshi was sitting by herself just watching Zetsu like she wished she had someone to argue with like that.
"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" and an orange swirly masked wonder was running all around the room with a pair of girl's underwear in his hand being chased by a very angry Mitei who was swearing she would make him a sacrifice to Jashin once she caught him. This made me slightly laugh as they were both running so fast it just looked like a whirl of Pink and Blonde was chasing Orange and Black.
"GET THE HELL BACK HERE TOBI!" Mitei screamed making a break to tackle him, when Kai came walking through the door and got tackled instead.
"Jeez Mitei, I know you want me but some other time, okay?" Kai said sarcastically, pushing Mitei off of her, patted her head and then kept on walking to wait for the rest of them to come. I think Mitei was very confused at what the girl just said, as was I.
Following Kai through the door was the very pissed off looking shark man Kisame who had Irie hanging onto his sameheda for a ride. I suppose it was blocking his shoulders knocking out the idea of a piggy back ride so sameheda was the next choice on the block.
After waiting for the few remaining members, Sasori, Amaya, Konan and then finally leader who didn't seem too eh... "Energetic" about this, Kai stood up in the middle of the room and began to speak.
"First off, Suzu stop trying to rip Nancy off Deidara's head, the poor guy only has his ponytail to keep him happy!" then she looked around the room, "and second, Tobi give Mitei back her panties before I deem you the pervert of the Akatsuki...other than Hidan." then she went off to explaining something that had to do with a park. The only thing that distracted me was how one girl could manage so many piercings... Snakebites, nose stud, eyebrow ring, tonge ring, four way belly button ring with four studs around that, then 12 piercings in each ear...yikes.
"Okay so any questions?" she said after a while... oops, i wasn't listening *Sweat drop*
"Yeah I have one," Hidan said, raising his hand grinning in a creepy way. "Could you turn around?"
Kai raised one visible eyebrow at him, confused, but shrugged it off and turned around anyways causing many "ooooooooooohs" from the Akatsuki members. I stifled a laugh as the girl turned around with a sweat drop clear on her forehead and as Hidan got wacked on the face by kame who had woken up.
"If this is going to be a daily thing...ah never mind. Any non sexually-alluring questions?" Kai asked, crossing her arms mostly at Hidan but then raising another eyebrow at Pein who was glaring at everyone else like 'ask that again and you won't see the next day."
"Do we get to eat anyone?" Zetsu asked earning laughter from a few of us around the room.
"No zetsu you cannot eat anybody! ...unless they get the giant stuffed animal from the crane machine... then eat them, take the animal and scram!" Kai said excitedly as a little thought bubble appeared over her head, and then she nodded to herself. "Yeah...yeah do that!"
"...What if they cut in a line?" his white side asked innocently.
"Then you snap their neck, rip off their limbs and sell them on Ebay after taking their eyes to give em to the blind emo on the couch over there, any more sensible questions?" she responded with a large sigh and shared a glance with Pein like 'how do you deal with this every day?'
He replied with a shrug.
" I have one!" Suzu said, raising one hand high above her head and waving it around, still holding onto deidara's ponytail which caused a shriek from the blonde.
"Does it have anything to do with how to untangle your hand from his hair?" Kai questioned. "Because you could always cut it off..."
"Well no, but that is a good idea!" she said happily. "I was wondering one thing, if we all have to get on a bus together, can I drive?"
"...do you have a drivers license?"
"Nope!"
"... Sure why not!"
And that was when Pein decided to stand up, gently pushing kai out of the way. "Suzu I can not let you drive a bus where you have no practice in driving a normal car. Especially not with the entire akatsuki inside. Furthermore, Kai as you have left out we can't just go blowing up anything we see, so be sure to keep that in mind."
"Oh yeah yeah, don't be such a party pooper leader-sama!" Kai argued. "I thought you were the LEADER of an assassins group! Besides… Blowing up stuff is fun!"
"ART IS A BANG, HM!"
"Oh shut up Deidara, no one cares what you think," Suzu flicked him on the forehead.
"Well if that's all everyone's gotta be up bright and early, Suzu is driving, and when we get there be sure to kill the guy who gets the stuffed animal from the crane machine! MEETING ADJOURNED!" and with that Kai jumped out of the room, trailing behind her was Pein who was shaking his head.
-THE NEXT MORNING!-
*Kai POV*
"GET IN THE BUS IN FIVE! ONCE I LEAVE THAT'S IT, I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN THIS THING IN REVERSE SO LETS HOPE FOR THE BEST!" Suzu yelled out from inside the large black bus that I had fun painting an Akatsuki cloud on (way to be undercover, right?)
"I CANT FIND MY UNDERWEAR!" Mitei screeched in reply, running outside with a diaper on.
"You can borrow one of mine!" I suggested with a little smirk, knowing it wasn't much to promise. Well that and Mitei looked pretty funny with a huggies diaper on.
"Tobi has mitei-chan's underwear, because Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi said bouncing out of the base after her with the same panties from last night still clutched in his hand.
"MADARA!" Mitei roared, chasing after him back inside. Of course no one else knew who Madara was, but still that was a risky thing to be yelling.
"Kai, how much will this cost us?" Kakuzu asked, coming from the other side of the bus. I'm guessing he was inspecting it.
"A couple hundred, don't get a five-way heart attack on me," I said smirking at the Akatsuki banker who seemed like he really WAS going to have a heart attack...well either that or kill me, which resulted in me diving behind pein for protection. "LEADER-SAMA OLD MAN IS TRYING TO KILL MEEEEEEEE!"
"Im not trying to kill you...now," Kakuzu muttered darkly under his breath.
"YES YOU ARE CAUSE THAT'S WHAT CREEPY OLD MEN DO IN THEIR SPARE TIME, THEY MOLEST DEH GIRL AND THEN KILL EM! or at least that's what hidan did...BUT YER PARTNERS!" I screamed while struggling to keep laughter hidden.
"I DIDN'T F*CKING DO THAT!" Hidan yelled back from inside, running out with Kame getting pulled hopelessly behind him, her feet flying off the ground and with little swirl's in her one showing eye. Poor girl.
"YAH YAH F*CKING DID!" I retorted, flailing my arms around landing to point at the albino jashinist.
"EVERYONE JUST GET IN THE DAMN BUS I'M LEAVING!" Suzu interrupted, whipping a kunai so fast it went through hidan's chest and hit me in the stomach, easily pushed aside since I was used to kunai cuts.
"I got my underwear!" Mitei sang happily now skipping into the bus with a chained up tobi getting dragged forcefully behind her. Now I wonder where she got the chains from...
Soon after we finally piled every single last soul from the base inside the bus, pein planted Konan right next to Suzu to guide her driving, and then we were off on the highway. Oh yeah, we got a lot of weird looks, but hey nothings better then having an albino boy trying to strangle a pink haired jinchuuriki while he gets hit over the head by a shark skin sword repeatedly, then having a small group of them playing vollyball (sitting down of course) across the bus, whenever someone spikes the ball having it go through the floor of the bus then having to stop, repair it, get a new ball and keep going. Let's also rest aside the fact that suzu got us pulled over and given 7 tickets, 2 prison warnings and almost caused 4 accidents, actually causing 3 of them but just kept on driving.
"HAHAAA-TAKE THAT YOU B*STARD!" Hidan yelled after every police car we managed to run away from thanks to the helpful disguise of a jutsu we could look like any other car on the road. Then after the second or third time yelling this Kame finally got fed up with him, pulled out a roll of duck tape from who knows where and duck taped his entire face up.
"There, much better," she said with a nod and went back to sleeping in the backseat of the bus, which might not have been an easy task to accomplish as Hidan went to scream and cuss angerily at her.
Then of course there was Pein who was nervously staring out the window, then back at suzu sure she was going to somehow blow up the bus because of annoying Deidara about his ponytail I so happily named Nancy.
"Oh calm down Pein, it's not like anyone in THIS bus could die from a bus crash! I mean really, they're the Akatsuki for crying out loud, just loosen up, ok?" I comforted, sitting beside the leader who looked back at me.
"Kame is sleeping, she could. Deidara is tied to a pole by his hair, he could," I snickered at that one. "Tobi is an idiot..."
"Yeah but HE couldn't," I went down to a whisper glaring at Pein like 'don't even bring that up you know it scares me.'
"Even so Kai, we both know your plans never turn out well, and if—" Pein was cut off.
"STOP TAKING MY UNDERWEAR, DAMMIT!" Mitei screamed from near the back of the bus at the recently discussed Tobi, followed by a smacking sound and an orange glob went flying from one end of the bus all the way to smashing into the driver's window.
My eyes roamed around the bus to see that shy little girl Yui trying to calm Mitei down looking quite nervous. "I-it's okay m-Mitei-Chan, T-Tobi doesn't m-mean t-t-to be a pervert... he's j-just..."
"A pervert," Mitei finished the sentence for her, shaking her fist at the orange masked boy.
"Well...n-not exactly..."
"Yes exactly!"
"Tobi is a good boy, not a pervert!" Tobi spoke up. "Deidara-senpai, tell Mitei-chan to stop calling Tobi such names!"
"TOBI, SHUT UP, HM!" Deidara yelled back seeing as he was in his own predicament, trying to untie his hair from around the pole.
"I have a WONDERFUL idea, why don't you ALL just shut up!" Amaya inputted oh so cheerily. No I'm serious, she was smiling as she said this, then went back to tormenting Sasori with fire as he stared boardly at it, but seemed to tense when it got close to his body.
"…for once I agree with Amaya…" Itachi spoke from his little emo corner in the back of the bus.
"Yes but no one cares about you other than your fan girls!" I pointed out, grinning to myself on what a LIE that was. Even people who didn't know who Itachi was liked him! I don't even know how that was humanly possible, but for some reason it was. (A/N: …I'm serious….the fangirls….are….everywhere….. O.o)
"Beg to differ!" Yui poked her head up from behind one of the seats trying to restrain Mitei from whacking Tobi again.
"Are we there yet?" Irie whined and Kisame let out one of those tiny mushroom sighs.
"No but we better get there soon…" he agreed looking as though he was getting one hell of a headache. Oh joy, headaches!
So here was the alignment of all my fellow companions! In the very back was Kame, sleeping happily, while across the row was Itachi reading a book very withdrawn from everybody. Takeshi I believed was curled up under a seat back there; either that or she was still back at the base. I now deem the back of the bus to be depress-valley! Near the mid-back was Mitei lying on the floor getting restrained by Yui so she wouldn't destroy Tobi for constantly stealing her underwear. Then there was Amaya who was getting the fire dangerously close to Sasori's hair, who still didn't seem to care. Zetsu was sitting nearby those two, all closed up to ignore us all. Thank you *rolls eyes.* In the very middle was Kakuzu mulling over how much this would cost him, while across the aisle was Kisame and Irie playing a game of Go-Fish (xD oh my pathetic humor) and both wondering how long it would be till we got there. Now in the front section of the bus were just me and Pein in the passenger seats, while of course there was Suzu at the wheel with Konan beside her trying to guide her the right way. Then there was Deidara, tied to a pole at the front of the bus, and Tobi who was lying on the floor after getting chucked at the window.
For those of you wondering about Hidan… he was running around everywhere with his duck taped head, so he didn't fit in the columns.
"Suzu-chan, we close?" I called to my close friend in wonder, who just shrugged.
"Like I know! This stupid lady on the screen is trying to tell me what to do! Dammit, Die Lady!" Then she went off to try to stab the GPS, which was unfortunately out of her reach.
"In 2.5 miles, take Exit – "
"STOP IT!" Suzu yelled. "I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING!"
Well finally we managed to reach the front of the park, and after suzu's awful parking job and everyone trying to get Deidara untied from the pole we managed to exit the bus.
Time for the real fun to begin!
[ more message time, cause i know you all love that xD
For a little background on the OC'S you see there, they are all part of akatsuki stories that may or may not be posted up on fanfiction, and some not posted up on any site at all. Anyways, well thanks for reading and I promise to have the second part out real soon!
*Waves goodbye for now with mah Gaara plushie*
Which just gave me a wonderful idea... Maybe some other OC's will show up around the park. Beware: I have one who will cause more destruction then 100 Tobi's plus a pissed off Deidara, and the reason is she is more insaine then...well...anything. ^-^" If she shows up, try running away from yer computer screen for a bit! If you see her chasing after you through the house, don't say I didn't warn you! xD ]
