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After The Party

Chapter 1 – Wapatui Blues

Jade's POV

The very first thing that I became aware of, even before I opened my eyes, was the fact that I had a splitting headache. Like a half dozen little men were banging away with little sledgehammers all at once in my head. This one felt like a doozy.

Of course the next thing I realized was the fact that my mouth felt like it was full of cotton. The word Hangover suddenly registered in my mind. Hangover's the horrible price one always has to pay for getting royally tanked the night before. The second word that registered was Wapatui which as I recall was the source of my now present hangover. If you're unfamiliar with Wapatui or Jungle Juice as it is sometimes called, it is usually made in a large tub and will consist of fruit juices, slices of fruit and numerous kinds of alcohol all mixed together.

The particular batch last night had a couple of bottles of Rum, 2 or 3 bottles of Vodka, at least 3 different kinds schnapps, Tequila, everclear, slices of pineapple and a couple of kinds of fruit juices. God only knows what else was mixed in to that particular tub. "Why did it have to be so accursedly good?" I couldn't help but think.

The third word that registered was Party, which was the source of the Wapatui which was the source of the hangover. Ok, now I was getting somewhere. A party at Andre's house, that was it. His parents were gone and he being a run of the mill teenager threw a party. As parties sometimes go, it got a little out of hand.

I seem to recall Rex Powers floating face down in the hot tub at one point surrounded by a bunch of Northridge girls in bikini's; sadly the stupid puppet will recover. Though while I was lying in bed it started to dawn on me that there seemed to be gaps in my memory. That is not good.

I did not want to open my eyes, even though I was now awake and painfully aware of it. That was at least until I realized that someone was snoring lightly directly behind me.

I snapped open my eyes which for some reason hurt immensely. I was lying on my side staring at a red wall, which I recognized as the one in my room. At least I was in my own bed. Though I can't quite remember how I got there. A fourth word suddenly registered in my aching head as I shut my eyes again, it was naked. That was probably because I was naked under the sheets.

I normally sleep in panties and a t shirt. "Naked is no bid deal" I thought. "I sleep like that from time to time, especially after sex."

"SHIT" that word suddenly came thundering through my pounding head.

The first thing that ran through my hangover clouded mind was "I fucked Beck again, didn't I"

Even though we broke up 5 months ago, we've managed to have sex on 3 separate occasions. Each time usually involved alcohol in some respect. We would do it and then just pretend it never happened.

I was at that moment that another thought suddenly registered in my head to my horror.

Beck doesn't snore!

My headache suddenly seemed to intensify greatly.

"Who in the hell did I fuck last night?" I couldn't help but wonder much to my chagrin. Wondering who you woke up in bed with is never a good thing. If it turns out to be Sinjin I am going to go outside and drown myself in our backyard pool, I quietly decided.

I opened my eyes slowly again. I desperately tried to search the events of last night to try and figure out who I was sleeping with. It all seemed like kind of a blur, my mind came up with nothing.

There was only one way to find out. So I slowly started to roll over.

In a million years I did not expect to see what I saw when I finally turned over.

Of course it was so much better than Sinjin, I just woke up next to a very naked and passed out Tori Vega. My mind reeled at the sight of the sleeping Latina.

She was sleeping on her side and only half covered with a blanket. Even though her hair covered most of her face those beautiful Latina features were unmistakable. My eyes couldn't help but look down at her now exposed breasts. The areolas were larger than I thought they'd be. The word "Stunning" crazily flipped across my mind. As freaked out as I was, my heart couldn't help but skip a beat upon me seeing the sleeping naked Latina next to me. My mind was completely paralyzed.

On top of everything, her mouth was half open and she was drooling in my bed. Normally I would be furious about anyone, especially Vega, drooling in my bed but I was much too freaked out to get angry about it.

My eyes opened as wide as they could as I suddenly sat up in bed.

"Oh my fucking God" I quietly said to myself.

I sat there for a period of time in a total state of shock, vainly trying to remember what happened. I wasn't having any luck which just freaked me out even more. "Perhaps she just crashed here and nothing happened." I desperately hoped that was the case. I remember her being at the party and talking with her a few times. She had been drinking a bit and got even friendlier with me as the night went on. Drunk Tori Vega is even friendlier and more touchy feely than normal and I hate touchy feely.

I think I spent a good part of the party just trying to avoid her. It looks like she managed to catch me at some point.

I reluctantly turned back to see Tori again.

Any doubts of what happened last night was erased when I looked at Tori exposed left shoulder and neck. Upon her shoulder was a set of bite marks and a few scratches scattered about which I recognized as my own handwork. Something I did during sex when I was particularly excited.

"Oh Fuck" I quietly muttered to myself.

I kept searching my aching head as to how this impossible situation came to be. But nothing came to mind.

Tori always wanted to be my friend. So friendly, and beautiful, and perfect, and goody, goody. She wouldn't stay away. Something about her always got to me, just making me feel weird half the time. I didn't like it. I knew what I was and where I was going until she showed up. She just turns everything upside down and frustrates me in the process.

Virtually everything about Tori Vega was frustrating to me.

As I turned back around so I wasn't facing Tori any the stunning realization came to me. Of all the things that are impossible in this world I think the most impossible thing of all happened. Tori Vega and I had sex. I wasn't sure if I wanted to like it or throw up in disgust, though as hung over as I was, throwing up was a distinct possibility.

I thought back to the last thing I could remember. I could dimly remember a cab ride and making out with someone in the backseat. Those lips, that smell it was Tori Vega. The more I thought about that part the more I realized that she was a great kisser. I started to wish that I could at least remember if I enjoyed myself. Though by looking at the marks I left all over her body, I'm pretty sure I did.

It was unbelievable just thinking about it, "I just fucked Tori Vega and the more I think about it, I'm pretty sure I got some too" Of course the icing on the cake was the fact that I couldn't remember any of it. Put simply, I was totally freaked out.

"I'm not supposed to like that, It had to be the alcohol talking." I desperatly told myself.

"Oh shit" I mumbled.

I turned back around and ran my hand through my hair to try and figure out what in the hell I was going to do next. I'm not one to normally panic, but this was a very very unusual occasion so I was entitled. I was on the verge of panicking..

While I was sitting there I suddenly realized the sound of snoring suddenly stopped behind me. I then detected a gradual shift in the bed as if someone had just sat up behind me. I dreaded having to turn around.

"Jade?" A familiar Latina voice said in very uncertain tone from behind me.

I've had Wapatui and if mixed properly you can't really taste the alcohol so you can get blitzed really easily on that stuff.

Unlike the version of Jade in Two words, this Jade is much more denial about her feelings for Tori. She doesn't want to face them, at all. That is where some of the drama will stem from.

I'm not totally done with the Jade and Tori in my Two Word's story and I'll get back to them later but for now well deal with this particular pair. What does everyone think of the setup for this one.