WARNING: THIS STORY GETS STUPIDER AS YOU READ ON. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Disclaimer: I do not own Maplestory. If I did, it'd probably be exactly like this fanfic :)


There are many tales of some man that had been alive for a millennia yet still looking like some 17 year-old boy walking around fighting off evil wherever he goes. With his incredible powers, he could destroy the strong with a touch, and blind the weak with his awesomeness. Nobody knows what his name is, but there is one title that all people call him: The Protector"

One day there was a man whose name was the protector who was older than everyone on the planet, even the goddesses and was the strongest person in the world. He was a mage, pirate, archer, theif, warrior, cygnus knight, kanna, hayato, zero, mihile, and all that. Basically, he was awesome yet he was humble. Like, when people praise him he would say stuff like,

"NOOoooOOOoooOOO…stop it, you're just saying that to make me happy. I'm not that good." Nd he would also give huge amounts of money for the poor.

But he was. He was so awesome and attractive that he was able to make all of the women fall in love with him, yet he didn't notice because he's too focused on becoming a better fighter. Even women whom were already married fell in love with him and wanted to marry him. When he asked their husbands if they were okay, their husbands didn't care and were okay with it because he was just too awesome and they were like, "My wife deserves a better person like you. It's okay they haven't had children yet." They winked, and then the protector would blush and run away before he could ruin anymore relationships. After that he ran to Elluel to meet one of his old friends.

Oh yeah, he also has rebel hair and wears a normal shirt and washed jeans and white high tops. (He doesn't need armor because he barely gets hurt and doesn't want to waste money)

Immediately once he went to Elluel, all of the elf people living there rushed over to him to get his autograph or to teach them how to be awesome like him.

"Now now, everyone. It's good to strong, but being strong comes at a price. You have to make sacrifices…"

And then as he told about having great power comes with having great responsibility, Mercedes, the Queen of Elves, stood behind a tree, blushing and staring at the protector. She has had a crush on the protector for so long, ever since she was a kid and he was a teenager. It was actually the protector who had taught her how to use bowguns, which was why she became awesome too, but not awesome like him.

The protector then noticed Mercedes staring at him and waved. This made Mercedes blush even harder and hide behind a tree. The protector then excused himself from the crowd for a moment.

"Mercedes, what's wrong?" he asked. He then noticed Mercedes's blush. "Don't tell me that you're embarrassed to talk to me."

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but I am…" she whispered, "You mean so much to me. If you hadn't woken up from the ice. I don't know what I'd do…" she then started to sob. Although all that stuff happened a long time ago, Mercedes couldn't help but remember them. She was so scared for her precious hubby.

All of a sudden, from out of nowhere popped Aran, looking furious.

"HEEEYYYY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH HIM?!"

Aran pushed Mercedes out of the way and embraced the protector.

"Nobody embraces the protector on my watch!" she said, which made Mercedes furious.

"Aran?!" the protector asked, "You regained all of your memories? How?"

This question made Aran blush.

"It's all because of you…" she whispered to his ear.

And then Hilla appeared because the Black Mage is evil and the protector is not evil plus he's awesome and some other perfectly valid reasons, but basically he wants Hilla to kill him. (Lawlz)

When the protector glared at Hilla, Hilla felt her face becoming warm and then the protector killed all of her soldiers and brought Hilla down to her knees to be captured. But then Hilla said "sorry" and said that she'll never do it again and won't serve the Black Mage anymore because she has found herself a new master. (The real reason is because she wants to stay close to the protector and found out more about him so she can make him fall in love with her lawlz).

The protector then forgave Hilla and allowed her to go free, but Hilla said she wanted to stay with the protector and then the protector said "Okay."

And then they had some fun and stuff lawlz.

The next morning the protector woke up and felt Mercedes, Aran, and Hilla all cuddled up next him and wrapping their arms all around him.

"Oh Mr. Protector…" they moaned in their sleep.

The protector smiled as he stroked their beautiful hair and fell back asleep.

(A/N: N0 fl m3s pl0x)


I regret nothing. I will happily burn in your flames.