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Mission Grankids!

Chapter 1

Hello 55!







Bulma was helping her blind folded mother walk down the hallway. Mrs. Briefs was giggling happily, unaware of what was happening.


"Bulma *giggle* What's going on?"


"It's a surprise, be patient" Bulma replied.


Bulma brought her mother to the main room. Dr. Briefs looked up, Vegeta didn't need to, he felt the ki's of the women he most dispised near him. Bulma began to undo the blind fold. She took it off and Mrs. Briefs widened.


The room was decorated in red and pink. Presents and roses scattered all over the place.


"Surprise!" Bulma shouted.


"Happy Birthday! and Valentines Day!" Everyone minus Vegeta shouted.


Yes, Mrs. Briefs (A/N: First name?) was born on Valentines Day! She was so overjoyed. Dr. Briefs was throwing sparkley's about wildly, with Kitty clawing at his shoulder trying to hold on to the excited Doctor. Vegeta was sitting across from him with a blowy thingy (A/N: those things you blow through and the end rolls out and makes a goofy noise?) in his mouth. Blowing it, his eyes etched in iritation and boredom and his index finger in the air waving around silently saying 'Woop Dee Doo' sarcastically.


"Geez Vegeta! You could be a little more happy to be here" Bulma shouted.


"But I don't want to be here!" Vegeta replied angrily.


Bulma sighed and sat down with her mother. Vegeta crossed his arms and 'hmphed'.


"Here mom"


Bulma handed her mother a box full of Chocolate Eclaires, Mrs, Briefs favorite.


"Thankyou sweety, and what did my love bug (Dr. Briefs) get me?"


Vegeta made a barfing noise. Bulma glared at him.


Dr. Briefs held out both of his hands. One hand had a dozen white roses, and the other had a diamond necklace.


"Here's your Valentines Gift. (Roses) And here's your Birthday present. (necklace)" Dr. Briefs said happily.


"Thankyou so much darling, I'll put my new jewlry with the other jewlry items you've bought me" Mrs. Briefs replied. (A/N: What can a rich person get another rich person? O.o)


"And your Valentines Day present will be tonight!" Mrs. Briefs whispered seductively against her husbands ear.


But no matter how low Mrs. Briefs whispered, Vegeta's acute saiya-jin hearing heard anyway, making him shiver in disgust. The noise he made matched his facial expression. Mrs. Briefs looked to Vegeta and saw how truly disgusted he was.


"Oh you don't have to get me anything Vegeta"


Vegeta muttered a 'Thank god' sarcastically and re-adjusted on the sofa. Mrs. Briefs was so happy, she then looked at her daughter who was nibbling on one of the chocolate eclaires.


"So Bulma, what did Vegeta get you for Valentines Day?" Mrs. Briefs asked.


"As if I'd contribute to a useless holiday!" Vegeta made clear.


"Forget a contribution, it's unbecoming of a bastard prince to do a kind deed!" Bulma shot back.


"Shut your mouth woman! or do i have to shut it for you!"


"The day you shut me off is the day I help you spawn your bastard children!"


"Never will I ever touch something vile and unpleasing to the eye as you!" Vegeta shouted back.


Bulma and Vegeta were now growling at each other.


"Stop fighting you to! Not around your mother!" Dr. Briefs yelled.


"She isn't my mother!" Vegeta shouted.


"Yes, cause if you were my mother's son, her charms and such, would make you the weak pansy fruity ass you are underneath all that muscle! Woops, I guess your real mother and my mother are alike you stupid evil fag!"


That really did it!


Vegeta was about to lunge at Bulma when Bulma shot off into the opposite direction. She realised her two mistakes. One, insulting a saiya-jin's sexual prefrence. And Two, insulting the Prince's mother, the QUEEN! Vegeta tried to follow her ki, but he was to angered to follow her ki as it moved in and out the mazes of Capsule Corp. He screamed out of aggression and stormed out the room, his anger and ki popping some of the balloons.


"Those two are something else! Come on dear let's head for bed!" Dr. Briefs said.



~ 2 hours later ~



(A/N: I'll never be able to write a Dr.Briefs and Mrs. Briefs lemon. *shivers* That's like writting Yamcha and woodland creatures! O.o Dr. Briefs may be old, but he still has juice in his system! ;)



Both the elder Briefs laid on their backs, the warm humid air in the room went unoticed by the two.


"Darling, you were wonderful. You're like a addictive wine, the older you become, the sweeter you are." Dr. Briefs whispered to Mrs. Briefs.


"Oh stop you!" Mrs. Briefs blushed.


"I'll always love you my little 55 year old muffin!" Dr. Briefs kissed his wife's cheek.


With that said he rolled over and began to fall asleep, but sleep wasn't on Mrs. Briefs mind. The number '55' echoed in her mind, making her shiver at the truth of her age.


*Am I really that old?...I feel so young, but not 55, I feel 28 or...35 at the most. Maybe I can workout more often and keep in shape?* Mrs. Briefs thought.


But she shook her head.


*No, I don't want to get lots of muscles! I like my girlish figure. But, I need something exciting!...I need to act my age...but I'm over 50...people my age have......grandkids!*


It finnaly dawned on Mrs. Briefs of what she could do liven up her life.


*But how am I going to get grandkids? Bulma broke up with Yamcha months ago. The only other man she knows is...Vegeta!*


Mrs. Briefs smiled at the thought of a little cute baby from Bulma and Vegeta! It was to cute imagine. She was believing it so much, she whimpered slightly when she realised that there was no grandchild.


*Yet!*


Mrs. Briefs rolled over away from her husband and fell asleep with a plan fresh on her mind. Dreaming of little grandchildren jumping over fences to greet and hug her. She was grinning evily! (A/NL Her smiled looks like Fat Buu's when he angrily smiles! Woah! O.o)












To what low will Mrs. Briefs stoop to get a grandchild?...will Bulma and Vegeta be folled? Will Mrs. Briefs have her way? Find out in the next chapter!


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