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Doing It Her Way

"blah blah blah MAN blah blah blah..." was the only thing Evergreen could discern of the never ending bullshit coming from the man in front of her. She was tired of hearing his voice. "HONOR blah blah blah…"

And drunk. She was also very, very drunk.

The female wizard angrily hit her glass on the table and wavered a little bit while trying to stand up. She grabbed his arm, oblivious to her colleagues' mischievous looks, and started walking towards the cleaning supplies closet dragging him inside and shutting the door heavily behind his back.

The small space was obviously too tight to fit both of them – or even Elfman alone – comfortably so they were pressing against each other. Good, they were exactly how she wanted them to be.

"You listen to me Elfman," she growled while poking him between the ribs with each word pronounced. "here is the deal: you're going to look me deeply in the eyes and kiss me. Not like a children's peck, no, a real kiss with tongue, teeth and saliva. I'll use your shoulders as a stand and you're going to hold me by the waist and kiss me like it's the last thing you're ever doing in your life. You're going to kiss me breathless and then you're moving into kissing my neck 'til I get covered with purple hickeys that are going to make me regret this tomorrow. I'll moan your name and you're going to slide your hand inside my dress and squeeze my butt. Then you're going to kiss me in the mouth again and we'll repeat this indefinitely 'til someone opens this damn door and finds us."

She paused shortly to regain some air and wet her lips. Elfman – also very drunk – was looking at her with wild eyes and jaw dropped. He started to babble, trying to say something, but she raised an index finger in order to silence him.

"Nah-ah, not finished yet." she continued. "When we get caught we'll leave through the back door and you're going to grab my hand and take me somewhere private so that once I wake up tomorrow morning I won't have the slightest idea of where I am. You're going to tear my clothes apart – got it Elfman, tear not take off slowly –, then I'm going to rip your clothes off and we're going to fuck. No love making, we're going to fuck and stop only when we've already fucked in every fuckable surface available. Then I'm going to put your shirt on, we'll fall asleep in some corner while you spoon me and when I get up and yell at you tomorrow you're just going to kiss me again. Got it?"

He still kept looking at her dumbfounded. Evergreen snorted impatiently and pulled him by his jacket glaring at him intensely.

"Do I have to repeat mys-" Elfman shut her mouth with his tongue.


A/N: Hi there! English is not my first language so I'd really appreciate it if you could point me any mistakes or awkwardness. I'm also looking for a beta so I can publish other FT stories in English, so if anyone is interested please PM me!