This is one NONE OF YOU will see coming... No flames and I dislike crack fics with a passion...
Wendy talks like this
Gajeel talks like this
Natsu talks like this
All three, at the same time, talk like this cause everybody else is all to scared to say anything...
The guild was as loud as usual. Gray and Natsu were arguing and Lucy was somehow brought into it. Gajeel sat quietly in his corner, his usual large beer in front of him with a pile of screws beside that, that he was crunching on. Marcov sat on the bar, talking to Mira and Erza. The two men from Shadow Gear fawned over their tiny, aqua-haired bookworm while the three Exsheed sat on the bar talking to Wendy, who was sipping on a smoothy.
Wendy started tapping on the table, a short beat of claps and taps that could just barely be heard over Team Natsu's argument. Natsu heard her and looked over, stopping mid-shout and quickly sitting down. Gray looked at him in confusion, shirt already missing even though it wasn't even noon. Natsu began to copy the beat Wendy had made, eyes never leaving the girl, only intead of tapping on the table he had a cup in on the groove. In the corner, Gajeel froze mid-chugg, scarlet eyes flicking between the other two dragon slayers. He finished off his drink, before turning the mug over and (suprisingly) copying Natsu. Wendy looked over at Gajeel then smiled and nodded to Natsu, who grinned back. Wendy opened her mouth and sang, "I got my ticket for the long way 'round. Two bottle-whiskey for the way..." Gajeel (scarily)cut in, "And I sure would like some sweet company, and I'm leaving tomorrow. Whaddya say?" The guild was silent when Natsu's voice rang out, "When I'm gone, when I'm go~one. You're gonna miss me when I'm go~oh~on!" "You're gonna miss me by my hair-" You're gonna miss me every where-" "Oh..." "You're gonna miss me when I'm gone..."
Clap Clap Ta-ta-tap Clap tap! Cla-ta-cla-ta-cla-tap tap! Clap Clap Ta-ta-tap Clap tap! Cla-ta-cla-ta-cla-tap tap!
"I got my ticket for the long way 'rou~nd. The one with the prettiest of views.."
"It's got mountains, it's got rivers, it's got sights to give you shivers.." Gajeel looked meaningfuly at Levy, "But it sure would be prettier with you..."
"When I'm gone, when I'm go~one. You're gonna miss me when I'm go~oh~on!You're gonna miss me by my walk..."
"You're gonna miss me by my talk... "
"Oh... "
"You're gonna miss me when I'm gone..."
The three dragon slayers smirked, then went back to their bussiness like nothing had happened. The rest of Fairy Tail, on the other hand, didn't make a peep for several hours after the dragon's folk song.
