Disclaimer: I do not own the comic strip "get fuzzy" which is were I got this idea from and I do not own the maximum ride series.

Reading Books

Max POV:

"Max, hey Max! I have discovered the power of literature", Fang said walking into the room carrying a rather large and heavy book.

"…You?", I ask staring at him in amazement.

"Yes", Fang said, "Books can be dramatic. Books can be funny. They can make you sad, they can make you angry, but they ALL touch you.", He said loudly.

"So what's that one", I said pointing at the gargantuan book that he was holding.

"It's called 'Pillars of the Earth' and it's a modern classic", Fang said defiantly.

"Isn't it kind of a big book for you", I asked remembering how much he hated to read .

"On the contrary, it's perfect for my needs. Wanna give it a go?" , Fang asked. I don't really enjoy reading but I decided to humor him.

"Sure, I guess I can take a shot at-", Was all that I could say before, THUNK, Fang had chucked the brick like book at my head. I landed heavily on my back. I could hear Fang laughing like a psycho person.

"Smashing book", I said slurring my words and feeling a knot begin to form on the back of my head.

"It's a powerful work of friction!", Fang said, falling on the floor in a fit of giggles.

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