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Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, and I don't own the characters either.


Chapter 1

Haruhi loved Saturdays.

Fortunately, today was a Saturday, and there were so many things she was looking forward to doing today.

Haruhi rolled out of bed and stumbled into the kitchen.

She also loved Saturday nights. She was free to stay up as late as she wanted to, while reading her current favorite novel: How to Deal With Annoying Guys Who Are Always Up in Your Face.

Haruhi rubbed her eyes and yawned, and stuck two poptarts into the toaster. She closed her eyes and yawned again, and lifted up the wire in an attempt to blindly plug in the toaster.

"Plugging the toaster into the sink isn't going to work," a voice said.

Startled, Haruhi dropped the wire and spun around. "WHO'S THERE- Ugh, what are you doing in here?!!"

A tall and handsome boy with blonde hair and dazzling violet eyes stood before her. He leaned over to look Haruhi straight in the eye and smiled. "Oh, Haruhi, you look absolutely ADORABLE in your pajamas!"

Haruhi turned red and tried her best to hide her pink kitten pajamas. "That's not the point. Senpai, what on earth are you doing in here?!"

Tamaki looked hurt. "H-Haruhi... you don't want me here?"

Haruhi shook her head furiously and buried her face in the palm of her hand. "Ye- I mean, no, that's not what I mean! I mean, you need to get out of here! It's 7 o' clock in the morning, and I'm not even dressed yet-"

"Tell that to the others." Tamaki replied, still looking upset.

Haruhi looked like she was going to throw the toaster at Tamaki any second now. "The others?! What do you mean by that?!?! DON'T freakin' tell me you invited the WHOLE host club!!!!!"

Tamaki scratched his chin nervously. "B-but, Haruhi, dear, I thought you would enjoy the company of all your close friends..."

"YES, BUT YOU CAN'T JUST RANDOMLY INVITE YOURSELF OVER AT SEVEN O' CLOCK IN THE MORNING WITHOUT. FREAKIN'. TELLING. ME!!" Haruhi let out a loud groan, turned around and stormed off into the hallway. "Now, where the hell are they?"

Tamaki nervously trailed behind Haruhi. "I d-don't know, I swear, please calm down, Haruhi...."

Haruhi marched up to the door of the bathroom and pushed it open.

"......."

Tamaki ran up to Haruhi's side. "What's the matter Haru-..........."

The bathtub was overflowed with water, with much of it spilling over at the sides. Pink bubbles floated at the surface, and so did several rubber duckies.

And not to mention two guys were bathing in it.

"HIKARU. KAORU." Haruhi spoke through clenched teeth. She was fuming. Her perfectly planned Saturday was already going off to a horrible start.

The red-headed twins both turned to look at her at the same time. "Hey, Haruhi! We were waiting for you to wake up!" They waved at her and grinned.

"...GET. OUT. NOW."

"Alright," Hikaru and Kaoru stood up.

"OH GOD WTF NOT NOW!!!!!!" Haruhi sped out of the bathroom, slamming the door behind her, her hands covering her face.

Tamaki glanced at her, speechless. "You didn't see anything."

Haruhi dropped her hands at her sides and gritted her teeth, blinking away the horrible images. "Right."

"Now to find the other annoyances."


"Well, who else did you invite?" Haruhi asked, sighing as she searched around her apartment.

Tamaki fidgeted nervously. "Pretty much everyone in the host club, except Kyouya,"

"Why isn't Kyouya here?" Haruhi asked, entering the kitchen once again. She bent down to check inside the cupboards.

"He's busy,"

"Of course." Haruhi closed the cupboard and frowned.

"...Why are you checking the cupboards?"

Haruhi sighed again. "Well, since we found Hikaru and Kaoru in my bathtub, it would be no surprise if we found Hunny-senpai in the cupboards."

"Right," Tamaki nodded like he understood, but he clearly didn't. "I'm thirsty, so is it okay if I get a drink?"

"No," Haruhi mumbled, opening several cupboards at once.

"Okay," Tamaki took hold of the refrigerator handle and yanked it open.

A small boy flew out of the refrigerator and tackled Tamaki to the ground. A pink bunny flew out behind him.

"FFFFFFFFFFF, WHAT THE HECK?!" Tamaki sputtered as he was being glomped by the little boy.

"TAMA-CHAN!!" Hunny clung to the terrified blondie.

Haruhi twitched. "I... really don't want to know."

Hunny twisted around at the sound of her voice. "HARU-CHAN!!!!!" He raced up to her and hugged her.

Haruhi let out a small smile and hugged him back. Ugh, if he wasn't so cute he would've been dead right about now.

"Haru-chan, Usa-chan and I are playing hide-and-seek right now! Wanna play?" Hunny beamed, squeezing the life out of Haruhi.

"S-sorry, I'm a l-little busy right now, w-who exactly is l-looking for you right...now?" Haruhi replied, gasping for breath.

Hunny let go of Haruhi and grinned. "Takashi, of course!"

"....Where is Mori-senpai?" Haruhi sighed again.

Hunny shrugged, wrapping his arms around his bunny plushie. "I dunno. We're playing hide-and-seek, remember?"

"Oh, right." Haruhi turned to Tamaki. "Let's go find Mori-senpai." She turned back to Hunny. "You help, too. It'll be like hide-and-seek."

Tamaki and Hunny nodded in unison and followed Haruhi out of the kitchen.


"If you were Mori-senpai, where would you be?" Haruhi muttered to herself, strolling through the hallway.

"I'd be in the kitchen, eating cake!" Hunny beamed behind her.

Facepalm. "No, Hunny, that's what you would do if you were you."

"If I was me?" Hunny asked, running to keep up with Haruhi.

"Yes, if you were you, but what if you were Mori-senpai?" Tamaki replied, walking beside Haruhi.

Hunny's face brightened. "What if I was USA-CHAN??"

Haruhi was quickly losing her patience. "Usa-chan has nothing to do with it! This is getting friggin' pointless! Where the heck is Mori-senpai?!?!"

Mori appeared out of nowhere. "Here."

Haruhi almost had a heart attack. "MORI-SENPAI! Don't go scaring me like that!"

"But you called me." Mori muttered.

"TAKASHI!!!!!!" Hunny glomped him.

"Hi." Mori said, obviously used to Hunny's glomps.

"Hello, Mori-senpai," Tamaki said, giving out one of his dazzling smiles.

"Okay, now all of you, get inside my room." Haruhi stepped behind all three of them and began pushing them towards her room.

Tamaki, Hunny, and Mori obediently walked towards whatever direction Haruhi pushed them in.

Finally, they reached Haruhi's room. Hikaru and Kaoru were already there, and they were sitting on the bed and gazing at each other.

Thank goodness they're fully clothed. Haruhi pushed them towards the bed. "Sit."

They all sat.

"Now, what the heck are all of you doing in my house?!" Haruhi frowned, her hands at her hips.

Tamaki raised his hand. "Of course you already know, my darling Haruhi, we wanted to spend some quality time with you~!"

"But you already see me 8 freakin' hours a day at Ouran!" Haruhi said, almost yelling.

Hikaru raised his hand. "Eight hours isn't enough."

Kaoru raised his hand. "We want to spend every single hour with you."

Hunny raised his hand. "Yes, because we think you a wonderful friend, Haru-chan~!"

Mori raised his hand. "May I use the bathroom."

Haruhi was apparently softened by their comments, because she agreed to Mori's request.

"Wait," Haruhi said as Mori stood up. Mori sat back down. "You all need to get out of here. My dad will be coming in any minute-"

"I'M HOME~~~~~~~~~~~!" Ranka's cheerful voice echoed throughout the apartment, and the sound of the door closing behind him followed.

"CRAP. YOU ALL NEED TO HIDE."

Before Haruhi could hide them all, Ranka burst in through the door. "MY DARLING HARUHI, YOUR FATHER IS-"

".........................."

Nothing like a father walking inside his daughter's room, expecting to see his daughter sitting on her bed and reading a book, but instead finding his daughter on a bed with five other boys.

Haruhi blinked nervously. ".............."

Tamaki ran his fingers through his golden hair, looking down. "..........."

"Haruhi, wh-what are all these boys doing here." Ranka put down his shopping bags on the floor. (Who goes shopping at 7 o' clock in the morning?)

"............SCHOOL PROJECT!" Haruhi exclaimed, turning around to look at the other boys.

Kaoru looked confused. "What schoo- OW!" Hikaru slapped him across the face. "YES, THE SCHOOL PROJECT."

"............" Ranka beamed. "AW, YOU ALL ARE OVER FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES! RANKA'S APPROVAL!" He gave them all a thumbs up.

Then, he glared at the boys. "You better not do anything to my darling Haruhi."

They gulped. Ranka smiled again. "Toodles~!" He skipped out of the door.

Haruhi let out a sigh of relief.

"YAY, THEN WE CAN STAY, HARU-CHAN~!" Hunny squealed, hugging Usa-chan.

Haruhi sighed again. "Yes. I guess so."

Mori stood up. "Bathroom." He left the room.

Haruhi got up from the bed and looked at the remaining boys.

It's going to be a long Saturday.