Disclaimer: I don't own Maximum Ride no matter how much I wish I do...darn! Errr I don't own the sunday comic Get Fuzzy which is where I got this idea from.
Cultolate
MAX POV:
"Fang, FANG, where are you", I shouted throught the woods. Oh where is that stupid fucking idiot!, I thought to myself hoping that Angel wasn't listening right then. CRUNCH, CRUNCH.I heard a crunching noise from somewhere behind me and I quickly turned around. It was just Fang walking out of the woods with a... chocolate icecream tub on his head?!
"Why the hell are you wearing an icecream tub on your head?" I asked very confused.
"Can't you see the sign on it...it is my fez de la cultolate!" Fang said talking really fast.
"Err, yeah whatever, what I asked was why is it on your head", I tried asking him again.
"You see I'm starting a cult and it's called CULTOLATE, you know like chocolate but spelled different", Fang tried to explain while giggling like a maniac.
"Oh god you finally lost it, I knew it would happen eventually but not this bad", I said, leaning against a tree.
"Oh do you wanna join? I have more hats!!", Fang shouted at me.
"Errrr, well I don't really want an icecream tub thingy so NO!, you freaking idiot", I shouted back him just as loud."So how has the cult been going so far?"
"Well right now were are working on child sacrificings", He said thoughtfully.
"WHAT, oh my god you can't be serious!", I practically scream at him.
"Yeah like the children having to go to school and give up weekends for volunteer work and other stuff like that." He said calmly back, as if I didn't just scream at him.
"Oh well that's good I guess", I say even more confused than before."So like who are your members or what are they called your followers?", I ask.
"Well I'm writing pros right now to see of they would join", He said matter-of-factly.
"What do you mean like football players of something", I ask confused again.
"No like baseball players because they are stupid enough to join the...errrr", Fang broke off in mid sentence.
"Oh I see what your saying", I say.
An hour later,
"Hey guys you wanna join my cult?", Fang shouts up to the others in the tree above us.
"NO", They all shout at once. And that was the end of Fang's so called cult which was a really stupid idea on his part.
I know it's stupid but review anyway...please,please, with sugar on top!!
