Disclaimer: I only own my insaneness. (Yes, I am aware that insaneness is not a real word.)

A/N: For the purpose of the story let's all just pretend that the Harry Potter characters are my friends and they all came to my house on June 20th. OK?

Insane Dialogs before the OotP was released

Ron: Remind me again why are we here and not at Barns and Nobles at the party?

Me: Because it's raining and Mom can't drive us.

Harry: How much longer?

Hermoine: 1hour

Ron: Can't we sneak out?

Me: How will we get there?

Ron: We will walk.

Me: It's 11 o'clock, raining, and anyway one of my friends is at the bookstore and he will bring a copy for me as soon as he gets it. PLUS how would we get there? Sneak out?

Fred: You wanted to sneak out!

Me: So?

George: The only reason we are not there now is the fact that you broke your ankle!

Me: Again, So?

Harry: How much longer?

Hermoine: 58 min.

Malfoy: Shut up mudblood!

Me: Malfoy! Time out!

Malfoy: (muttering) evil b*tch

Me: I know you are but what am I?

Harry: How much longer?

Hermoine: 57 min.

Ron: I'm bored!

Me: well at least you are not being used by some obsessive fangirl for a very blatant self-insertion dialog.

Fred: Then what are we doing here?

Me: No comment.

Harry: How much longer?

Hermoine: 56 min.

Ron: Let's watch the Matrix!

*We all watch the movie and miss the release. Then my friend comes and gives me my copy. *

Me: Finally!

A/N yes I know that sucked but I wanted to practice so I can upload stories easier. Though reviews are welcome.