Fucking mustang...

In the nearest airport of Kyoto, japan , two particular figures exited the . One figure had golden blond hair that was long and tied into a ponytail. he wore a black jacket with silver linings over a black sweat shirt and also wearing a long red hooded coat with a flamel symbol on the back plus a pair of combat boots and a strange looking silver pocket watch on a chain. He had a Sports bag that contained his clothes and a suitcase that contained many odd thins like chalk and documents, the bag was borrowed from 'ex' second lieutenant jean havoc, and because of that, it smelled of perfume and cigarettes

The other figure was even stranger, being just a suit of armor with a red flamel symbol on it's right arm and glowing red eyes from the helmet's head with a long string of hair. the blond boy was the famed alchemist of amestris, edward elric 'the fullmetal alchemist' and the suit of armor was his younger brother, alphonse elric, edward let out a sigh

"Musty sent us across an ocean and a several hour plane ride, and for what? A stupid teaching job! when we could be looking for an alternative to look for our bodies!" both elric brothers had preformed the taboo 'human transmutation' and caused edward's leg and alphonse's entire body to be lost in a failed experiment to bring their mother back to life. edward had sacrificed his right arm to attach alphonse's soul to a suit of armor. having been equipped with mechanical limbs known as auto-mail, both brother's set out to find a way to fix their sin

their first and best choice was the philosopher's stone. a stone that could overcome the laws of equivalent exchange and could very well save them. But the stone's creation price was too high, having to sacrifice human live's to create, which cause both brother's to cross out that choice off their list of ways to help.

"Brother..." alphonse tried to calm his brother, being the most level headed of the elric brothers."ALPHONSE! That bastard just loves pissing me off!" he replied, with an annoyed expression

Apparently, they were supposed to go to some school called mahora academy and teach for a year. A YEAR! Time to save his brother gone to help some snot-nosed kids! FUCK! edward didn't at all care for himself, he could live with automail 'he had the impression winry rockbell, ed's mechanic/ love interest(He won't admit it), would kill him if got rid of his automail', but alphonse...it has been several years since he was able to last feel touch, taste, smell, and it was all ed's fault for pressuring Al to preform the transmutation and now he just wanted to make things right

They received a letter from the colonel, and by that actually 'lieutenant hawkeye', that after they arrived they would taken to the school by a man by the name of 'takamichi takahata' or something, and they would meet the headmaster about their living arrangements. edward took out his pocket watch and checked the time '5:00 am', right about this time, this 'taka-guy' would be coming. after putting his watch into his pocket, he pull out a small photo

the photo contained a happy family. a women with short hair cradling a small girl with same kind of hair color, the man however had jet black hair slicked toward the back of his head with only 2 thin bangs above his forehead. this was the Hughes family, the man 'Maes hughes' had given edward this picture as a gift. not wanting to be to mean, he kept the picture but forgot about it for a while until some time ago, why?

Maes hughes was killed researching some theories on the philosophers stone and it was all their fault he was dead, his wife 'Gracia' was a widow, and his little daughter Elicia didn't have a daddy anymore, sighing he placing the picture in his pocket and he heard a voice "Full metal?"

both brothers turned their heads to see a man, who was a wearing a freshly pressed suit and glasses, but hair...his entire head even...looked too damn familiar, edward took out the picture again to compare to the man before them. despite having gray hair, not black, his hair style and chin stubble looked exactly like Mr. hughes. Alphonse caught sight of this parallel, too "Lieutenant col-err...Brigadier general!" remembering hughes promotions for dying on the job

Surprised at the two's antic's, the man took a quick glance at the picture in ed's hand. At first he gawked at the parallel, but soon enough he simply place his right hand behind his head with a sheepish smile "Ummm...no, I'm Takamichi takahata, a teacher at mahora academy and you two are?.."

recovering from their shock, alphonse replied "we're the elric brothers." he nodded "thank you, so...which one of you is..., hold on," he looked in his pocket and check a piece of paper "Edward elric, the fullmetal alchemist?" they both looked surprised again, with ed pointing at Al "you not just going to assume it's him, because he's so tall and got armor?" he replied "believe me when i say, I've seen stranger things than a 16 year old major." not knowing how to continue that, ed said "I'm edward elric and this is my younger brother, Alphonse." still pointing at the armor that is his brother, Takamichi looked at the armor "Oh boy..." "What ?" he let them to a parking lot where they saw...A car that look a whole crap ton better than the one's home! "I don't thinks he's going to fit..." they realized this and all three figures sweat-dropped (YES, ALPHONSE CAN SWEAT DROP! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!)


after a long drive, the three made it to a building three to four stories tall all the way to the top stairs. Then came the stairs...a whole crap ton of them!

"Damn.." was all the only thing the older elric could say, making a face of horror

"You said it, brother not me." the armor replied, while takamichi chuckled "We better get a move on, boys."

"Uh.. you mean...all the way up there?" alphonse replied looking at the path of a thousand steps, they made their way up, takamichi made it to the top with no problem whatsoever, alphonse right behind but edward...they looked back to see the alchemist only 75% done with his trek "Who...put...so many...GOD DAMN STAIRS!" when he finally made it to the top he collapsed to his knees "I would like to talk to the architect...and time with him in a dark alley..."he rasped, breathing heavily

after catching his breath, they continued their journey toward the building "So..tired.."


they were led through the building and takamichi led them toward the headmaster's office "Intrude." an old sounding voice said, before they entered

"Konoemon-sensei, you guests has arrived," takamichi gestured towards the boys while the boys got a good look at the old man" fart in ed's case', he had a strangely form head with a goatee and a ponytail; He also had some pretty eye brows. he wore some weird priest robes that looked strangely like it was from Xingese culture, the stuff that 'may' girl wore.

"Ah, the elric brothers i presume." holding a hand which both brothers shook "It's a pleasure to meet the famous fullmetal alchemist: edward elric." both ed and the headmaster grinned" I see why they call you fullmetal from the full suit of armor you wear." ed's grinned then flew completely out the window, and replaced with a ticked-off face

"Umm...you're looking at the wrong guy." he said pointing at the angry dwarf that was his brother, the headmaster looked at him, just before edward exploded "I'M THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST! ME!" he yelled pointing at himself, blowing the eardrums of the people there, the headmaster 'still partly deaf' replied "My apologizes edward-kun, it's just...you're short.." shit...

Ed suddenly flipped the desk over to try and strangle the old man, eyes darken stress marks appearing "WHO YOU CALLING SO SMALL YOU NEEDED A MAGNIFYING GLASS JUST TO SEE HIM!?" he said while being held back by Al "He didn't say any of that, brother,calm down"

"sorry, I didn't mean to upset you." the old fart 'man for anybody except ed' holding his hands up in defense

Takamichi pulled his fingers out of his ears "Glad i'd payed attention from that letter from your superior.." ed then asked

"Hey, what am i supposed to be teaching any way?" the old fart replied "Along with our other prodigy, English." he sighed

"I can't believe i have to help a bunch of boys and girls with stuff when i could be researching.." not happy with their; mostly his next assignment "A bunch of girls, to be precise." the old fart corrected

total silence from both brothers (rare indeed)...

Edward blinked in confusion "C-come..again.."

"Welcome to Mahora academy, the all-girls academy." takamichi replied

again, complete silence (history here!)...

both brothers reactions were over the top. Alphonse completely voided out while edward began to shake and twitch in anger, shadowed over face, clenching his teeth "May i use your phone for a bit?.."

Takamichi handed over...a strange device which flipped over to reveal buttons, is this really a phone? after taking a second to look at it, he began to type down the numbers while walking out the room to talk in private. alphonse woke up to hear his brother yell in a voice that could be heard around the school

"COLONEL, YOU BASTARD!" on edward's side, a voice said "hello edward, long time no talk."

"MUSTANG, YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A ALL-GIRLS ACADEMY! WHAT THE HELL KINDA ASSIGNMENT IS THIS SHIT!"

"didn't i tell you?"

"HELL NO! THAT'S WHY I"M PISSED!"


on the phone line from central, Roy is looking at some paper work while chatting 'well...screaming in edward's case' with him with his subordinates who are packing up to leave for their new locations

"Oh yeah...if i did you would have refused."

"Damn right! AN ALL-GIRLS ACADEMY! I GOT IMPORTANT SHIT TO BE WORRIED ABOUT! NOT TEACHING SOME XINGESE OR WHATEVER CHICKS TO SPEAK ENGLISH! THE PHILOSOPHER STONES A BUST! AND THE FUEHRER'S A HOMUNCULUS!"

"Exactly, if what you said is true, then they need you here. So it's best if you not in amestris for the time being." Mustang replied in a more serious voice "Bradley has no idea where you left and that's good for now."

"But.."

"And besides,they kinda recommended an alchemist for them." Mustang said uneasily, "Huh?! Who and why isn't he doing this!"

"Van hohenheim of light.."...what...after a large intake of breath, he yelled even louder

"WHY THAT BASTARD! NOW I WANNA MESS THIS JOB UP TO SPITE HIM!"

"It seems like you gotta ask them that." edward hated hohenheim, why? he's his biological father, that's all he is to edward for abandoning his family when edward and alphonse were kids and having some connections to the weird look-a-like under central

"Stay hidden, fullmetal."

"Later, flame bastard." before ending the call, he walked back in looked directly at the old fuck 'Ed's pissed now!' "Hohenheim. How the hell you know that bastard!" both men were shocked at all the venom in his words

"He helped us in a debacle years ago, why you're asking?" alphonse replied in a sad voice "H-he's our father.."

this shocked the men "He had children, but your surname is elric?" "WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO HAVE HIS NAME FOR! AFTER WHAT HE DONE!" ed screamed, the two elders were confused until alphonse spoke again "when we were still kids, he left. haven't seen him since a while ago for edward."

"The bastard was at our mothers grave, and said i was a failure." okay it didn't go like that, but they didn't know that "He disappeared soon after again." now they were surprised "he was such a good man-"" Well you thought wrong!"

"brother..."alphonse said to calm him down, which he did "Why did need the bastard?" after the revelation of edward's words, the headmaster 'Konoemon konoe' said "you may want to take a seat."

after putting the desk back in it's place and all had took a seat, the headmaster replied "Let me begin, I am a magi or some people would call it a wizard. I practice the art of magic."

"Old fucker." edward growled "Don't you fucking lie to me, I want the truth, DAMN IT! and magic doesn't exist!"

"Edward, you are able perform alchemy under the fact that its science." "BECAUSE IT IS!" Konoemon sighed, this was gonna take a while "Actually there is, edward-kun."

"They live and walk in our world without revealing their abilities, only to other mages. besides with all you have deal with serial killers, ring leaders, false philosopher stones and other such things not believe in the possibility of magic" ed put this in perspective "Cause i'm a man of science, and things like magic are a bit out of believable." he sighed "if i did believe in this crap, why call an alchemist here?"

"We need you to be the assistant teacher to our own negi springfield and his class graduate this year, tutor them and so on and so forth, put the most prominate, protect them."

"why? their just girls, right?"

"Indeed, but some of them are magically aware and tend to get into trouble. We need them to guard them with our life's. You don't need to tell them you're protecting them. I also fear for my granddaughter whose in this class and she might be danger. I want her to be safe, will you help, edward?"

Edward would say his track record at saving people is bad. He was supposed to protect Al, now he's a suit of armor. He was supposed to protect Nina tucker and her dog, but they were fused together by her father 'who, edward believes, is burning in hell' and then killed by scar, the isvallian with a vengeful hate for alchemists for the ishvallian civil war. but would he just give up on these souls? HELL NO

"I have to be here any way, so okay." the older man smiled "Oh! by the way,...we kinda don't have a place to go and i don't think this place accepts our currency, so..."

"No worries, edward-kun." kun? oh yeah, this place uses these things called 'honorifics' "For the time being, you may stay in a hotel while we set up a new place for you, and please try not to preform alchemy, if you can help it.""got it."


*later that day*

after visiting a fine diner the headmaster told them about, ed left with a happy face while rubbing his stomach "That place was great, Al! write this place down!" "Okay, brother." alphonse carried a list of food and restaurants to go to when he got his body back "It was nice the old fart said he would pay the bill, I ate a lot!" they are now re-stocking the inventory

That was when he sawed a man with a mask tailing a girl, around 16 from her looks, that looked very suspicious. the brothers then followed him

Kakizaki Misa, student #7 of class 3-A, was walking back home by herself, blissfully unaware of the men behind her "Geez... My feet are killing me!" a noise caught her attention...only to be stray cat knocking over a trash can "Kitty, heh..you scared me there." she said before being pulled into an alleyway by a pair of burly hands

The man pushed her into a wall and stuck a gun at her throat "Give me your money! All of it!" he demanded

"I-I-I didn't bring any!" the very scared girl replied "Please let me go!"

"Is that so?" the man began to eye her "For a middle school girl,...you've got a fine body. maybe i should just take that!" he said hungrily

This shocked the Three listening, one of them scare for her life, the others extremely pissed. Misa began to struggle as he reached for her shirt "Heh...Now lets see what's under this shirt of- ACKK!"

the brothers elric had been eavesdropping on the conversation and were immediately disgusted of his new intention. Edward pushed alphonse back "Let me." he said simply before entering the alleyway he sawed the girls tears of what she feared would happen, it reminded him of winry's tears of whenever something bad happened to them

He hated seeing winry cry

The elder elric pull his fist back slammed into the bastards face, launching him deeper into the alleyway. He began to pick himself up, Good...edward wasn't done yet

Misa opened her eyes to find the man off of her and was on the ground holding his face. she also took witness of a new person. A figure of around 13 or 14 from the height and wearing a coat with a red hood over his head, it was revealed to be a male from the voice "You okay?" he turned his head in her direction and she got the sight of gold, his eyes and hair were a beautiful shade of gold even though the eyes were narrowed in hate of the man before them, she nodded and blushed. she had a feeling that it was gonna be alright.

"What the hell! your arm felt like it was metal!" the man took his hand off his face to grab his gun and then fired a shot. Misa ducked for cover at the sound of the weapon firing, fearing for the life of her savior-but instead of a sound of a body falling was a sound of something ricocheting off...metal?...

She looked up to see the boy holding his right arm up if to defend himself "H-HOW DID YOU DO THAT!" the man spoke her question, the boy smirked "Gotta love automail." he made a charge at the man, sending a fist into his stomach "You ruined my coat, you bastard!" as he launch the man into a wall, the man coughed up some blood as he picked himself up "How could...a pipsqueak...like you...hit-" the man was interrupted when the boy swinging his foot into his face "I'M NOT SMALL!" he bellowed

after picking himself up, he made a run for it "Screw this shit! i'm outta here!" he made it to the other end of the alleyway until he came across a suit of armor "W-what the?!" as the armor pulled it's fist back and slamming it to the man's face "That's not the way you treat a lady, jerkface!" this day couldn't get any weirder thought the man as he fell unconscious

Unaware of the man's current plight, edward went toward the girl and stuck hand out "Need a hand?" he offered, which she took while wiping her eyes clean "T-thank you,..." "Don't mention it, oh and the name's edward elric." the boy said as he took his leave

Misa smiled, she had a guardian angel and it's name was edward elric


*the next day*

Edward groggily woke up to sound of alphonse shaking him, he got dressed and done his hair. They looked at the clock in their room "OH SHIT! we're gonna be late!" edward freaked as the brothers ran out of the building

The two made it to the train station, with Al catching many peoples attention, and payed their tickets. they sawed the doors closing "Hold the door!" they yelled and sawed a hand hold it with the both of them squeezing in, ed sighed in relief "Thanks for holding the door,.." he looked to see the person who held the door

A brunette girl who was a few inches taller than him. She was wearing a mahora middle school uniform . She had brown eyes which shone when she smiled, giving off an aura of kindness similar to Mrs...Ms hughes and...mom...he shooked his head, clearing himself of the thoughts "It was no problem." she said

He gave a grin that caused her to blush and turn away "Thanks again, I'm edward elric." he said with a polite bow, the lieutenant would shoot him if he or musty forgot their manners in public

"It's too meet you, elric-San." elric-san? oh yeah, they started with last names first "My name is konoka konoe." this left both brothers surprised "Konoe? oh your the headmaster's granddaughter, aren't you?" said alphonse

"Uh huh, umm..."she realized she was talking to a suit of armor "Oh, i'm alphonse elric, ed's younger brother." she, being polite, bowed "Nice to meet you, but if you are younger, how come yo-" "don't" he interrupted, placing his hand on his brother's head, who just looked murderous "It's just the armor, It makes me look taller."

"Hey Konoka!" said another female voice. they turned to see a girl in the same uniform as konoka, but bigger to fit her size. She had orange hair tied into two ponytails, held together by two separate bells. what caught the brothers attention was her eyes, like ed's 'and alphonse's when he had eyes' they were a oddity. they were heterochromatic: one eye was dark blue and the other was aquamarine. right beside her was a boy younger 'plus shorter!' than ed, who had red slicked spiky hair. He had glasses on his face and wore a green suit. On his back was some weird stick with bandages. The orange haired girl took notice of the brothers "Who's the shorty and tin man?" she said a bit angrily, she wasn't a fan of little kid's unlike that class rep

Edward angrily charged at her "I'm not short! other people are just too damn big!" flailing his arms around with Al holding him back "Brother..""Let me go Al! i ain't sexist! i'm not afraid to hit a women!" Al was offended by the 'tin man' comment, but 'unlike ed' he can hold in his anger, he turned to the new arrivals "Hello, I'm Alphonse elric, and this is my older brother edward. We were just thanking konoka-san for holding the door for us, right konoka?"

"Hai" both brothers looked into their mental Japanese-to-English (amestrian is English) dictionaries to discover it meant 'yes' "That was quite nice of you, konoka-san." said the red-haired boy, she smiled "Thank you Negi-sensei." huh?

"Huh? you're Negi Springfield?" asked both brothers "Yes." ed smirked, and here he thought he was the only prodigy here "Looks like i found my new college." he held his hand toward the small child which he grasped "Oh! nice to meet you, Edward-san. The headmaster contacted me about you." the orange-haired girl scoff at the scene here "You are a teacher, What are you? 12?" this bitch...

"I'm 16," he angrily pointed at negi "He's like 10 and you're okay with that." she went for a punch to the face, but hit air. this chick was nowhere near as fast as teacher, ed thought, I got this

"Hold still!" but got nothing but air, after a minute "Hmmp! i'm Asuna Kagurazaka! How are you so damn fast!" "I was able to dodge knives thrown at me by a crazy housewife! that was nothing!" the train came to a stop, but it was an abrupt stop, sending asuna into ed's chest. She got off and muttered an apology while blushing, he did the same 'Teacher and the lieutenant would kill me, if i didn't'

"See you in a while, edward-kun! alphonse-kun!" negi and konoka said while asuna remained silent as they all exited the train, running towards the school

Konoemon saw his new employee and his brother come to him, on time. "Hey old man! whats up?" as another person entered "Yes?"


"Another kid! what the hell, headmaster!" Asuna whined as they enter the building "He's 16, asuna-san""He's not bad, Asuna."

"Really!?" negi decided to escape before he injured by asuna "Hey, the headmaster said he needed to talk to me for a bit, see you in class." he said before running off

The girls enter their new classroom to see their fellow students in a big circle "Whats going on?" they ask and a girl named saotome haruna looked at them "You didn't hear!" "What!" asuna said grumpily, still from this mornings encounter "Misa was attacked last night!" this snapped her out of her foul mood

"Really?!" "My goodness, nothing bad happened to you?" they asked concerned

"I'm alright, thanks for asking." Misa replied "But the man was so scary! He held a gun to me and tried to take off my shirt!" "Really?!" came the voice of the red-headed reporter of class 3-A, Asakura Kazumi who had her hair in a pony tail pointing up "How'd you stopped him?" she begged for this new scoop

Misa then placed her head in her palm "In my time of need, He appeared!" "who?!" she blushed at the memory of his image "A boy around negi-sensei's age came and beat him to a pulp!" kazumi was writing this down "He had golden eyes and hair!" this caught asuna's and konoka's attention's "He was able to block bullets with his right arm and was pretty good with martial arts, too! he didn't let the man get even a single hit in!" "Eh?" came from the resident martial arts champ, Fei ku, listening of a new challenger

"Misa-san," asuna asked "what was this kid's name?" hoping it wasn't who she thought it was, she smiled "Edward elric!"...really?... "Edward-kun helped you?" kazumi then rounded on konoka, while not believing the 'blocking bullets' thing, it seemed hero-boy did exist "How do you know, Misa-san's hero!?" she demanded more than asked "He's here, My grandfather hired him! We met on the train ride here! Asuna doesn't like him, though. She got in an argument with him!"

Negi walked into the headmaster's office to find ed and alphonse there "Ed-san? Al-san?" "I would like to talk to the three of you." he explained the trip to the famed city, Kyoto. while they would be on defensive side against the Kyoto magic association, they will take the risk for the students 'and for knowledge on his missing father for negi' they left and negi asked "Ed-san? Al-san?" they both looked at the kid "Are you mages?"

Ed scoffed while Al said"No, we are alchemists." "Ah ha!" came a new voice as appeared a white...ferret?

"Holy crap! RAT!" ed said with Al saying "Brother, i think it is a ferret?" "I am a ermine! get it right!" the...ermine replied "Fuck! it talks!"

"Guys!," said negi, getting their attentions "This is chamo, an old friend of my childhood and my familiar." chamo jumped on his head "The names Albert chamoline!, Aniki! That guy in the armor freaks me out! He's hollow!" WHAT! oh fuck!,fuck!,fuck!,fuck!FUCK! someone know's! even if it's just a rat and a kid, if they find about the transmutation, we could be arrested! "Negi! don't believe the rat! HE LIES!" said Edward

Chamo launched toward Al and kick off his head revealing...nothing...AND THAT"S THE PROBLEM! "Al-san?!" negi said freaking out, Ed went to catch and strangle Chamo, while Al' who put on his head' pleaded"Please don't say anything negi! It was a dumb mistake we made as kid's, we're trying to fix it!" not knowing what to do, he agreed as chamo jumped in to his suit "Negi, give me the rat! I haven't ate rat soup since our time with teacher and i'm hungry!"

this continued all the way to class...

"Hold on," edward said, which all did "I'm sorry but if anybody asks about Al, it's just a hobby, wearing the armor i mean." Negi, still over coming the shock of the body-less armor, nodded "Stay here, let me introduce the class to you, before you enter." "Okay." ed said, starting to like this negi kid

"HELLO NEGI-SENSEI!" screamed by at least 20 girls as he opened the door and walked in "Hello 3-A, ready for the new year and our trip" "Why, of course negi-sensei." a girl with long blond hair said "With you, i'm prepared for anything." she said in a way that made ed and al uncomfortable "Thank you, class rep!" negi said ,completely unaware of the meaning behind the words, kazumi asked "Negi-sensei! is it true we getting a new teacher!"

"Why yes, he is just outside," he said pointing outside the door "He will be an assistant to me, so please treat him nicely, okay?" "Hai, negi-sensei!" he smiled "You can come in edward-san! alphonse-san!"

"Show time, bro." "Let's do this,brother." they entered and caught sight of his new students of all varying hair styles, skin tones, hair colors and heights. at least 2 chibi's and the rest amazons,...oh boy...he walk into the front with most eyes following him, others on Al "Ahem!" he cough getting their attention "Uh...Hello...the name's edward elric and...i'm your new teacher." he said with a slight bow

the class immediately jumped over their desks to interrogate their new teacher "How old are you?" "Where did you come from?" "Are you smart?" "Whose the armor?" "do you have a girlfriend?" negi chuckled, it was like when he first arrived, now on the other side, ed answered

"I'm 16." "really? looks younger." ignoring, mentally growled the alchemist

"I come from resembool,amestris." "Never heard of it."

"I am known a prodigy." "He's smart!"

"The armor is my brother alphonse, the armor is a weird hobby of his. It makes him look taller than he really does, and i'm the older brother." "Wow! so responible!"

"And i'm single, but i'm not exactly looking cause i have to take care of alphonse." "Aww...why doesn't you family take care of him?"

oh...this question...Come on, come on come on! think! "Our mother passed away...and our dad...is working in a distant country." Whew...got it covered

Knowing when to back off, they decided to stop before they cross any lines. Misa came forward "Edward?" both edward and alphonse look at her, "Huh?,oh your that girl we help yesterday,umm.." not knowing her name "Kakizaki misa, and 'we'?"

"i took care of that guy when edward was talking with you." came the voice of a small child which was really the suit of armor before them "We took him to jail, so you don't have to worry about him." the armor bowed slightly making sure to keep his balance and not to drop his head "Oh, thank you alphonse-san."she thanked the armor with a light bow

"Wow two heroes!" "are they both single?" "are they both smart?" "how old are you?" "is the armor really a hobby?" "CAN YOU BOTH FIGHT!" yelled a certain martial artist

"Oh! i'm 15." "really? you sound 10."

"I'm not looking right now." "'right now' soon, elric's soon." both sweatdropped

"Not as much as brother but i'm still smart enough to pass most colleges." "Wow!"

"The armor isn't so much a hobby more like a medical thing." "really?" "How?" 'cause there's nothing in there! mentally screamed negi' "In our hometown, their was an incident with forces from another country and my face and parts of body are..." gone in a different plain of existence? "Horribly scarred."

the class asked no more questions but their one still left unanswered.

"and yes, me and brother are good fighters." ed smiled with the positive attention Al's getting"I have to admit, Al is a little better than me, just because he doesn't have to job hunt." ku smiled "Thank you, sensei's."

the brothers elric noticed two empty seats "Yo negi!" "hmm?" "who's seats are those in the back?" "oh those are Evangeline-san and chachamaru-san, they left to talk to the headmaster." he nodded "okay."

"Ahh-Ahha-" negi looked like he was gonna sneeze, looks like a big sneeze, he sawed Asuna signaling to..'get out of the way!' why?

That was answered with this "AHHHCCHHHUUU!" with that big sneeze, most of edward's outfit was ripped off his body, save the right sleeve and left pants leg to cover the automail, revealing his build, scars and white boxers. many of the girl gained nosebleeds and passed out,unable to question the strange 'stripping wind' whenever negi sneezed ,save asuna, a girl in glasses that remind the elric's of sheska, and a stoic-looking girl with a side ponytail and a sheathed sword. He then glared at negi with intend to kill while the 10-year old mage was stuttering out apologizes "I hate this school.." Ed grumbled

*later*

Ed sighed as he left the building. He had Al carry in his armor a extra change of clothes ever since the incident with cornello and his followers ripping off half his shirt. He and Al looked at the paper the headmaster gave them to their new quarters, They retrieved all of Edward's items from the hotel "Where the hell is it!" Realizing the city was really FUCKING BIG!


A new story that i wanted to make for a while

read review and rate.-Magister of oz