"Agh!" Wasabi yelped as a laptop was slammed down on the table he was cleaning. Before he could say a word, the rest of the team was around him, pulling up a chair and sitting him down on it. "What are you guys doing!?" he exclaimed as Baymax pushed the chair in.

"Well Wasabi, we've been thinking-" Honey began.

"You flipping need a girlfriend." GoGo interrupted, arms crossed.

"…what she said." Honey confirmed.

"I do not." Wasabi stated with a frown. "Besides, shouldn't we be focusing on making that armor Hiro mentioned?"

"Saving your social life comes before saving the world." Fred told him in a wise tone.

"Besides, we figured Hiro needed a break." Honey added. "He got so frustrated that he started chasing Baymax around with a wrench."

"You didn't need to tell him that…" Hiro muttered.

"Look, the point is, you're in desperate need of a girlfriend." GoGo deadpanned. "It's really sad, so get your butt on that computer and on a dating website."

Wasabi sighed and, after taking a wet wipe to the mouse, opened the internet. GoGo may not have said much, but when she talked, people listened. If they valued their lives, that is. "Okay, what website?" Wasabi asked.

"Ooh, try FindUrDate . com!" Fred exclaimed. "I heard that's what Professor Callaghan used!"

Wasabi looked at Fred strangely before typing in the web address. He hit enter and a page came up. On it were what looked like hundreds of mug shots, backed up by a short description of each person. The pictures seemed to be randomly placed, and the order was hard to comprehend. They were all surrounded by red and pink hearts, but it didn't take much away from the general creepiness of the site.

"Nope." Wasabi stated immediately. "Too shady, and it's not even organized properly."

"Aw, come on." said Fred. "Give it a try!"

"Half of these people look like they just broke out of prison!" Wasabi exclaimed.

"He's got a point…" Honey said, nervously looking at a picture of a particularly frightening looking woman.

"Nah, it's fine. See? She's kinda pretty." Fred told them, pointing at a picture.

"That's a dude." GoGo told him.

"What!? No way, she is way too feminine to be a guy." Fred said stubbornly.

"Bob Killu, male." Hiro read.

"…then why is he wearing makeup?" Fred asked.

"That is a scar." Baymax said simply.

"…huh." Fred said.

"That's it! I'm done!" Wasabi exclaimed, throwing his hands up in the air and standing. "This isn't working!"

"Wasabi! Come on man, this could work for you!" Fred urged him, latching on to the man's arm.

Wasabi only pushed Fred off and, without another word, left the room.

"…dang." was al Fred could say.

"I think maybe he's got a point." Honey said, closing out of the Internet.

"Even I think that site is jacked up." GoGo stated.

"This is true." Baymax added.

"Eh, whatever." Fred shrugged. "Anyway, there's someone else who really needs a girlfriend!"

"Who?" asked Honey curiously.

"Hiro!" Fred exclaimed as if it was the most obvious answer in the world.

"AUGH!" Hiro groaned.


...blame PurpleKittyFangirl. Blame her for EVERYTHING.