Long ago, in the world of Nintendo, many great legends were told throughout the ages, but the greatest was about a journey and war, both of which were rule-fating and changed Nintendo forever, and both centered around… A ring.
It began with the forging of the Great Rings of Nintendo. Three were given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine rings were given to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. For it was in these rings that bound the strength and wisdom of Nintendo. But they were all deceived, for another ring was made…
In the land of the Evil Realm, in the fires of Mount Fire, the dark lord Ganondorf forged in secret a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all.
One by one, the free lands of Nintendo fell to the power of the ring. But there were those who resisted. A last alliance of Men and Elves marched against the Polygon army of the Evil Realm, led by lord Sheik of the elves and King Luigi of the Mushroom Kingdom with his son, Prince Snake, for the men. And on the slopes of Mount Fire, they fought for the freedom of Nintendo.
It was a fierce battle, one that would end the Second Age of Nintendo. The elves and men drove through the defense of the Polygons. However, just when victory was nigh, Ganondorf himself appeared on the battlefield, with him the One Ring. For the power of the ring could not be undone.
None dared charge at Ganondorf, so he used his immense power to wipe out the alliance. None except King Luigi, who charged out of the ranks and dueled Ganondorf. However, Ganondorf sent Luigi against the mountain side, killing him.
And it was here, when all hope was lost, that Snake rushed to his father's side and picked up the Biggoron Sword. However, Ganondorf stomped on the blade, shattering it. However, as Ganondorf raised his sword, Snake picked up the handle and, with what blade was left, swung at Ganondorf. It severed his fingers, including the one with the ring on. Air sucked into Ganondorf and he vanished in an explosion of light. Ganondorf, enemy of all beings of Nintendo, was defeated.
It was here Snake had a chance to rid Nintendo of evil forever. But the hearts of men are easily corrupted, and the ring of power has a will of its own. Snake took the ring for himself and wore it around his neck like a necklace. When Polygons attacked Snake and his party while they were riding through a forest, Snake tried to escape by putting on the ring, therefore making himself invisible. As he swam through a river, the ring betrayed Snake and slipped off, abandoning Snake to his death.
History became legend, legend became myth, and for two and a half thousand years, the ring vanished from all myth. Until, when the time came, in enslaved a new barer.
The ring came to the creature Yoshi, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Bongo Mountains, and there, it consumed him. The ring gave Yoshi unnatural long life. For five hundred years, it poisoned his mind. And in the gloom of Yoshi's cave, it waited.
Darkness spread over the forest of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the east, whispers of a nameless fear, and the ring of power believed. Its time had now come. It abandoned Yoshi, but something happened the ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A hobbit, Olimar Baggins, of Dreamland. For the time would soon come when hobbits would shape the fortunes of all.
Well, this is a parody of the epic, Lord of the Rings. There will be things in here that were in the book, but not the movie, so it's a combination of the two. For example, I will include The Scouring of th Shire (or in this case, Dreamland), a part many fans, including myself, were disappointed about not being in the movie. I think they just tried to make the ring's destrcution the climax rather than focus on the fact Lord of the Rings was about more than just that quest.
Anyways, I tried to make each person fit as well as possible. I'm starting a new fic because I haven't recieved reviews for my other stories. At least, inspiring ones. I'm very picky about them. This won't be like most other parodies where it's also humor. It will have the genres of the movie, but the darker side of the book. If you ever reaad the book, you're favorite part will probably end up in the fic. Yes, this will be all thre movies combined plus the stuff missing from the book. So, it's going to be a LONG time before its finished.
Note: I don't have all the movies memorized, I just have a very good memory. I had problems remembering several lines of the Prolouge alone. So, enjoy!