YOSH! This is Squalo King with a new story named the Goddess and the Wolf.

Disclaimer: I don't own Dragon Ball Z or GT, yes I'm going that far don't care if you say it's not cannon to me it all is, in any shape or form.

Iro No Oo Yamada will start again before the year is out and will be finished by next year.

Yes this a remake of my other DBZ story, and I didn't even finish it, just for the record everything that happens will mostly be the same except one of the main characters will replace 17, Yamcha.

Takes place Months after Majin Buu

Chapter 1: Back to start

Desert

Yamcha and Puar had decided to go to the place where Yamcha was born, the huge desert where he met Puar and met the people that changed his life forever. It had been ages since he had been to home, ever since he met Goku Bulma, Krillin, Tien and Master Roshi he had been all over with them helping to find the dragon balls, facing the red ribbon army and pretty much anything that was dangerous, though after a while he was useless. After a while though the group fell into their own lives, Bulma married Vegeta, after dumping him, Goku died getting Cell to self-destruct somewhere safe but was wished back after the fight with Majin Buu, Master Roshi stayed at home and let Krillin and his new wife 18 stay with them and they soon had a daughter named Marron(which shocked him) and Tien and Chiaotzu continued to travel around and even see Launch sometimes. For the past few years Yamcha had become a professional baseball star, well known to fans and hated teams, his biggest was Puar and he was as popular with girls as ever though the relationships never lasted, Oolong used to live with him and Puar but he was stricken with a godly luck. Thinking about everything caused Yamcha to look at his old home and be nostalgic of the good and bad.

"Its been a while, hasn't it Puar?" asked Yamcha. Puar nodded.

"Yep, its still hot though, sand still gets in my fur." Said Puar with a smile.

"We haven't been here in years, if Goku and the others didn't come along then we'd have stayed here." Said Yamcha. Puar flew in front of Yamcha.

"So when do you want to go back home?" asked Puar. Yamcha waived his hand a little.

"Later, I don't mind the heat, never did." Said Yamcha. Puar then pinches Yamcha's cheeks.

"This is a weird way to want to spend your days, especially since Baseball season hasn't started yet." Said Puar. Yamcha smiled and pinched Puar's cheeks back.

Yamcha and Puar let go of each other and then flies over the desert for a bit, they look down and Yamcha feels a bit heart sunken, before he left Yamcha had done a lot of bad things to people when they would come through his territory, he robbed them blind and force them to go through the desert and most of those people died, he was glad he wasn't that way anymore. Though not everything in his life panned out the way he wanted and he had tons of short comings he was still happy, Bulma was happy with someone else, Goku was happy to be alive again and with his family and he was pretty sure Krillin was happy, and he still had Puar.

Yamcha then sees a familiar sight, it was an old road path, it was the same area that he met his friends for the first time. That area, incidentally, was one of the many where he and Puar would set pit traps for victims, it was very good( in a bad way) for stealing from people. When they had left Yamcha had forgotten about that hole or the fact that it was on the main road, the fact that he had means that people may have fallen into it but the thought slipped his mind.

"Hey Puar,"" Puar turns to Yamcha," remember that hole we would trap people in?" asked Yamcha. Puar nodded.

"Yep- no um I think, why'd you ask Yamcha?" asked Puar.

"I-I don't remember sealing that hole up." Said Yamcha nervous. Puar then got annoyed.

"Darn it Yamcha you were supposed to fill that back up!" said Puar. Yamcha then lowered his head.

"Y-Yeah, but maybe I did and I can't remember," he face-palms himself" ,though we can't just leave it there to chance." Said Yamcha.

"Lets go see real quick," Puar pinches Yamcah," then let's go home." Said Puar.

"Fine." Said Yamcha.

Yamcha and Puar flew down to the desert below and touched ground(well Yamcha did) in the exact spot where the hole was Yamcha then began to carefully tap his feet on the ground trying to feel around for the hole but nothing happened, there was no collapse in the ground. Just to be see he kept looking and Puar helped but soon they realized the hole may have been filled up and they were just paranoid.

"Can't find it, guess that means we were worried for nothing." Said Yamcha with a smile. Puar then wags his tail in Yamcha's face.

"You brought it up and if I remember I did most of the digging." Said Puar giggling.

"That's because you would turn into the shovel." Said Yamcha.

Yamcha then began to walk when suddenly he tripped on a stray rock and falls forward, he lands on his hands but that doesn't last for but a few seconds as the ground he touches collapses and he falls into a hole, the one he was looking for.

"AAAHH!" yelled Yamcha as he dropped inside his own trap.

"Yamcha!" yelled Puar worried, he flew down into the hole to see Yamcha flat on his face on top of the dirt.

"Are you okay?!" asked Puar worried.

"Mh mmhh mhhhm, hmmmh hhmm." Mumbled Yamcha Puar tilted his head confused.

"Huh, I couldn't hear you." Said Puar. Yamcha then lifts his head angrily.

"I said, 'What the hell, what did I do wrong to god?!" yelled Yamcha, he got up on his feet and as he did Puar noticed something terrifying.

"Um Yamcha?" uttered Puar. Yamcha then begins to dust himself off.

"I know did stupid shit before and I'm not perfect!" he said to himself. Puar nudges on Yamcha's should for his attention.

"Y-Yamcha." Said Puar louder.

"Can't I get a break for once?" asked asked Yamcha. Puar then whipped Yamcha's head with his tail.

"Ow, Puar what's up?" asked Yamcha as he rubbed his head. Puar points over and Yamcha sees that the hole he had dug had become a pit of snakes, most of the snakes in the desert were poisonous and these were that.

"Snakes!" yelled Yamcha jumping a bit, he was about to grab Puar and fly to safety but he soon took notice that none of the snakes were actually moving around, they just laid there.

"Huh, there not moving." Said Yamcha. He then poked the closet one but no response.

"Guess they're dead," he looks at Puar, "geez Puar don't scare me like that." Said Yamcha but to his surprise Puar still had a look of fear on his face.

"Puar," he waves in front of his face," hey stop acting like that, I said the snakes are dead." Said Yamcha. Puar merely shook his head.

"That's not what I was talking about." Said Puar, he then points foreward.

Yamcha looks and sees that not only were there dead snakes in the hole but there was a naked woman inside too; she was curvy, had creamy white skin, scruffy red hair that reached to her shoulders, she had a beautiful face and figure, she had a large bosom that would drive most men made with lust a round bottom, she seemed to be as taller than Yamcha was and most importantly she wasn't moving.

"W-What the hell?" asked Yamcha in shock.

"S-She must have been bitten by the snakes!" said Puar in shock. Yamcha's stomach was starting to fill with bile and guilt, he could sense any life in her, she was truly dead and it was his fault, this was what he have believed.

"I-Its my fault." Said Yamcha. Puar then quickly turned to Yamcha for support.

"What, no its not, you didn't do this to her." Said Puar. Yamcha shook his head and began to tear up.

"S-She fell in the hole I made and the snakes bit her to death or she busted her head coming down." Said Yamcha sad at the girl he had killed.

"Y-You don't know that!" said Puar angry at Yamcha for blaming himself, any other possibility of this woman's death was nonexistent to him, he thought only himself were to blame, to have killed someone and not even realize for how long; how long was she here and how long did she claw for life. All Yamcha believed at the moment was that he took her life from her.

"Why do I mess things up, I-I didn't even know her." Said Yamcha, he then walked over to her.

"Yamcha?" uttered Puar.

"I-I can't leave her here, s-she might be missing or something." He said sadly. He then knelt down to pick her up, he tried to be respectful because she was nude and deceased but as soon as he touched her something happened.

"I-I'm so-"

Yamcha feels extremely light head and falls backward on with his back hitting the snakes. The moment this happened Puar rushed to his friend's side.

"Y-Yamcha, are you okay?" he asked worried. Yamcha then sat up on his butt and rubbed the top of his head.

"W-What the hell was that?" he asked. Puar flew in front of Yamcha and checked his eyes, he seemed to be okay.

"You just touched that woman's body and you fell back, I thought you stopped being afraid of girls." Said Puar. Yamcha then trembled a bit and looked down at his hands.

"T-That felt familiar," Puar looks in question," I-I think." He said. Just then Yamcha senses a life force from the woman.

"W-Wait, that girl." Said Yamcha, he then rushed over to her, he flipped her on her back and did his best to ignore her breasts, he was about to put his ear to her chest to feel her hear but instead put his fingers to her neck and to his delight there was a pulse.

"S-She's alive!" yelled Yamcha. Puar looked in shock.

"S-She is, but how she was dead?!" asked Puar. Yamcha shook his head.

"N-No clue, but we have to get her out of the desert, c-check her into a hospital or something!" said Yamcha, he was about to pick her up when Puar stopped him.

"What now?" asked Yamcha. Puar pointed at her.

"We can't head into the city with her like that, she's naked we'll attract attention." Said Puar. Yamcha thought this over and realized that Puar had uttered a truth, but he needed to hurry.

"Puar don't judge me for this." Said Yamcha as he began to take his clothes off.

"What are you doing?!" asked Puar shocked as Yamcha got naked.

"I-I can't just leave her naked, i-its tempting(very tempting) and when we fly she might get a cold or something!" said Yamcha in a panic.

"Are you serious?" asked Puar a bit deterred by what his friend had said. Yamcha didn't respond as he was already in nothing but his underwear.

"I-I don't know, just help me dress her." Said Yamcha. Puar then held Yamcha's clothes. Yamcha then set up the girl to put the shirt on first but when he did he saw a brown snake behind her, moving slightly

"Damn it, one of those things is behind her!" said Yamcha, he then tried to pull on the snake to get it away from her but when he tugged on it the girl's body moved slightly. Puar and Yamcha noticed this immediately and it caused Yamcha to finally notice something as he touched the "snake"

"W-Wait," he feels it for a bit," s-soft?" uttered Yamcha. Yamcha then turned the girl over for a bit and looked just about the woman's but and noticed something alarming, she had a monkey's tail, much like Goku, Vegeta, Nappa, Gohan and Raditz did.

"I-It's a tail, it's a Saiyan's tail!" yelled Yamcha in surprise.

"W-What, b-but-" uttered Puar unable to finish his sentence.

Yamcha was shocked beyond all belief, hidden on earth beyond anyone's knowledge was a saiyan, a female saiyan. A swirl of questions were hoping for an answer, how did she get here, why was she here, why didn't Dende or Piccolo sense her and what was she doing this whole time, he wanted them desperately answered. There was no time for those answers that may have existed, knowing what he did he realized that he couldn't take her to the hospital or if she woke up people would get hurt.

"W-We can't take her into a hospital now, w-we have to get her home!" said Yamcha. He then began to dress her in his clothes.

"W-Why?" asked Puar.

"We don't know what she's doing here, w-what if she's bad like how vegata was when he first came, she could hurt people." Said Yamcha, he was almost finished dressing her, the difficult part was the tail getting in the way. Puar was unsure about this.

"B-But-"

"We can't just let her die either, lets sort it later." Said Yamcha. Puar realized there options were limited at the moment.

"O-Okay, lets go home." Said Puar.

Yamcha had finally finished dressed the woman in his cloths, her tail poked a hole in his pants, leaving him in his underwear, as uncomfortable as he felt he knew there was not time for this.

"Let's go." Said Yamcha He and Puar then flew out of the hole and decided to head back to West City as soon as possible without being seen.

Dende's Lookout

The guardian of the earth, Kami of Earth, Dende stood near the edge of the tower with his staff, Mr. Popo was in his flower garden tending to his plants and Piccolo was in his meditation stance floating in the air with a small electrical aura around him that acted like a bug zapper to the butterflies that entered his range, Dende had counted how many he accidentally killed, he was up to 13 now. As Dende looked out below him to earth he wondered how Gohan and the others were doing, he hadn't seen them in a while though that was alright with him, he liked peace and quiet, though this made him realize how high they really were, he then looked over to Piccolo for advice being here longer than him,

"Piccolo can I ask you something?" he asked, Piccolo opened one eye and looked over to Dende,

"Yeah, what is it?" Piccolo asked back, Dende then rubbed the back of his head nervously,

"W-Well, I was wondering and I'm now doubting that you can protect me, but is this place in danger of getting hit by meteors?" he asked, Piccolo questioned this,

"Meteors, why would you wonder about that?" Piccolo asked back,

"It's just were at the highest point on earth and were pretty close to space, so I was just wondering if I might wake up one morning with a huge rock in my room." Dende asked comically, Piccolo thought about this,

"Relax, no meteor has ever reached the Lookout, they usually burn up in the entry becoming nothing, but dust- I assure you not meteor of any size will be able to-

*Boom*

Suddenly a great noise was made and the tower quaked a bit causing Piccolo to drop onto the floor, he then quickly got onto his feet, he and Dende turned around and saw a large boulder that has crashed onto the tower, it was of massive size, it had surprised both Dende and Piccolo,

"I-Is that a meteor?" Dende asked pointing at it,

"No of course not!" Piccolo yelled, but in his mind he was a bit surprised,

"Is it?" he thought, he was about to destroy it, but he saw that Mr. Popo was standing behind it, he went over to him and spoke to him,

"Mr. Popo stand back I'm-",

"Um, maybe we should not let Dende see this." Mr. Popo said,

"Why?" Piccolo asked, he then looked at the boulder and saw that there were words carved into it, a set of words that let him know that Dende would get worried,

Yeah you're probably right," he then raised his tone," Dende don't come over here!" he yelled,

"Um."

Piccolo and Mr.. Popo heard a familiar voice from behind him, they looked back and saw that Dende was behind then, he was sweating bullet and he looked very scared, Mr. Popo then tried to help

"Dende, don't be worried I'm sure-"

But before he could say anymore Dende fell back and fainted from the set of words he had seen, Mr. Popo went over to help him and Piccolo tried to assist, he then pointed his hand the boulder that bore these words,

"A Challenge to Kami of Earth, whether you are the first, a temporary or a successor be wary for I will climb to the top of Korin's tower and challenge you to a fight, I win than you will teach me how to fight, but if you decline I will kill you God or not."

Piccolo then kicked the boulder into the air and blasted it into smithereens, Mr. Popo then carried Dende into the tower while Piccolo prepared himself for whatever was to come their way, so much for peace and quiet.

And that's all I wrote,

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