This is a Slam Dunk poem my friends Rui, Nadare_69, Neurotic Snorter and I made. (We call ourselves Demented Incorporated for short. ^_^) Basically, this fic is pure humorous YAOI (about RuHana) , so if you're homophobic or just against homosexuality, you can go smack yourself with a mop like Rukawa-san did and never witness any of this nonsense ever again. (hehehe… I warned you…)

Disclaimer: Slam Dunk's NOT mine. If you do threaten to sue me, all you'll get is my tennis racket, which I previously misplaced. (find it!) If you're my mortal enemy by the initials of EV, you can shoot yourself up a basketball hoop 'cause you won't get anything from me! Oh yeah, my friends don't own Slam Dunk either, so you can't sue them too. :P

Well, here it is. The first poem from The Yaoi Files by Demented Inc©!!!

Constant Vigilance

Hanamichi was vexed

For they didn't have sex

He was quite perplexed

The situation was complex

All he wanted was ejaculation

But all he got was devastation

He was stuck in concentration

Unknowingly experiencing constipation

Rukawa, that little fox

Kept himself hidden in a box

Along with Hanamichi's smelly socks

The whole predicament really sucked

Inside his compartment

He huddled like an ornament (?! A/N: ask rui and nadare-sama)

Still without accomplishment,

Hanamichi's balls needed nourishment

Gross, wasn't it?

There's still Poem Two, and it's all about SenRu!

(don't worry, we put a lesson in this second one, just to prove obscene poems can sometimes be wholesome too… ^_^)