Author note, Red fangirls may die so proceed with caution.
A challenger approaches the cold mountain that Red is always stationed at.
And poof! Wild Mary Sue appeared!
Strangely Gold was actually the one who encountered the mysterious Sue!
Gold uses laughter, Mary Sue holds on with
marysuerainbowawesomenesspokemongingercrystalsilvertigerstripessash.
Mary Sue was defeated on the next turn due to a giant Arceus sized plothole.
Red got whoknowshowmuch exp from watching the battle and Gold well...
Gold fainted just because the Mary Sue was planing to challenge Red.
Red saw the next challenger approaching and she walked over the fainted Gold.
"I CHALLENGE U NOOB 1 vs 1 M81111"
A skype sound was heard "DATS MY LINEEE!"
"Anyways here comes the next Mary Sue kill me now" .
The Sue shouted my name is
EmeraldgoldarceusBulbasaurFlareonEeveePorygonPorygon/Polygon[2]OmanyteOmniteEgg/Helix
FossilOmastarOmstarOmanyteKabutoKabutopsFossilKabutopsKabutopsKabutoAerodactylEgg
/OldAmberSnorlaxMunchlaxArticunoZapdosMoltresDratiniDragonairDragonite!
Red pulled out his ds and starts to play heart gold expecting for the long backstory with Gold, who just woke up.
I had this bad childhood 'Insert sobstory here'
Gold made her fall off after he fell asleep listening by mistake and Red just stared.
She flew (somehow) with magic Mary Sue powers back up and sent out her pokemon which was a...eeveelax!111111
Red sent out his Venusaur and it defeated the Sue because the author pushed the Mary Sue off the cliff before Red and Gold would have to hear her again.
The end (all the rest of the Sues sadly defeated Red with their hacked pokes but then they somehow were summoned by Arceus, then they were sent into a Sue containment Portal!)