The name is Craig Tucker. No you don't need to fucking know my middle name. Anywhore this is the kind of story that I don't want to fucking repeat so you better listen the first time. Got it? I'm going to start from the beginning okay? So you ass wipes wont get confused. It really all started the start of Junior year of high school in English class...

I was sitting in the back of the room like always. Not really talking or paying attention seeing as all of my friends were in other classes at the time. God I wish that I ditched today. I sighed and looked around the classroom, that looked like a prison, and hated this class even more. All the people I don't talk to (I never really talk to anyone outside of my group) and hate (I hate everyone other than my friends). I really want to pull out my hair sometimes...Maybe Tweek is rubbing off on me...I mentally shook my head and tried to focus. Its a good thing that I did because that's when I heard my name.

"Craig Tucker's partner is Kenny McCormick." The teacher stated.

I clenched my jaw. Why does it have to be him? Of all people in this classroom! It just had to be Kenny fucking McCormick. I sighed and rubbed my face a little rough. Trying to wake myself up from this nightmare. It had to be the person who is my exact polar opposite...Fuck it all. I looked at Kenny as he pulled a desk to mine. I already hate his cheery grin. But I am still surprised that he started wearing his hood down at the end of last year. I shook my head and looked at the blonde lazily. What is this project even on?

"We got assigned Mark Twain. We have to research him and read a few of his published works." Kenny answered my unspoken question.

I rolled my eyes, nodded, and flipped him off.

"When are we working on it?" I asked in my boring, nasally, monotone voice.

"Well we don't have to turn this in until the end of the year. So we can work on it on the weekends?" He asked a little too happy for my taste.

I nodded a little and thought.

"What day is it anyways...? ...Fuck! Fucking Friday! Why the fucking hell is it Friday!?"

I came to the conclusion that this was God's way of playing a cruel ass prank on me...Fucking asshole...

((Sorry that it's so short! The other chapters will be longer I promise! I just liked the last sentence and decided to end it there))